I have a chest full of mad jars and it has a lock on it, someone has been stealing

[arcticsun]

who cares... there will be bottomfeeders crawling around your feet always when you have some extras. let em have some crumbles, its your world dog. if they fuck around with you then fuck around with them, make them do shit for u. turn that shit to your advantage, gotta be a player man, ontop!

 

[RudolfTheRed]

yup, as said before hand take out the jars and put a note in there that calls them out for stealing your weed. don't say anything about it for awhile.

 

[Burt]

honestly, i remember about 15 years ago a trashy roomate who was sketchy anyway ends up leaving his ID in my room-behind a locked door and all
it seems he was using the id to unlock my door which was over 50 year old but still-this fucker was helping himself to my organic chronic whenever i wasn't around
i just moved out-didn't take any revenge and haven't seen him but once at a festival where he was bugging on liquid-rats hate liquid and i hope she showed him hell that night

 

[bong_chat]

I had an issue similar to this when I lived with one of my brothers and a friend for a short period of time. I used to have this habit of pre grinding my stash so I could just pinch and toke whenever. But I'm kind of OCD sometimes, and I can tell when something changes. And I could tell someone was pinching from my stash, just couldn't tell who.

So I went to a friend who grew her own catnip. Bought some from her for my "cat". Ground it up and put it in my stash box. Didn't take long. After a couple major headaches and some vomiting...my GIRLFRIEND was busted. Wasn't either of the people I thought it was. Taught me to never assume, and to never give keys to your place to a GF.

 

[pthway4]

Kill em with kindness....give the sister an eigth with a smile and telll them they dont have to steal only ask and you'll keep the best for them....mmmmmm.....Fromunda nugz sound good.....make sure to leave a pube attached to the bud you give em... they will be too scared to ask you for handouts after finding it and in the meantime you change the lock......

 

[Rouge]

How much is missing? Are you sure? Did you weigh the jars? A friends' testimony is not evidence.
Geez, very macabre funny responses: most folks believe in an eye for an eye. Consider that your sister and buddies KNOW that you grow and cutting off their freebies, calling them thieves, and arguing or fighting, could invite retaliation. articsun & pthway4 is correct. Use forces, don't oppose them, Grasshopper. People in glass houses can't afford to throw stones.

 

[Limeygreen]

Put some cayenne pepper on the buds or put moldy buds in jars there, wait a couple weeks if you put moldy bud in there, wait till they are there and say I'm going to roll a joint, they will probably cringe and if not when you get to the jars you can yell out fuck, this bud is moldy good thing I haven't smoked it yet. Put their ass in a stir.

 

[Kizzattack]

Kill em with kindness

Screw that. Cyanide and a well designed booby trap will work far better. Think fireworks, set off by electric lighters that trigger when the closet door opens. Or you could hide a lion in there. They open the door expecting weed, and *BAM*, a lion gets them.

 

[Seismic]

Screw that. Cyanide and a well designed booby trap will work far better. Think fireworks, set off by electric lighters that trigger when the closet door opens. Or you could hide a lion in there. They open the door expecting weed, and *BAM*, a lion gets them.

Or possibly a lion and a bear? That way you scare em with the lion, and blindside them with the bear

 

[Kizzattack]

Or possibly a lion and a bear? That way you scare em with the lion, and blindside them with the bear

That's some good thinking there, Seismic. I think possibly a Cobra too, to take out their legs while they're still in shock from the lion and the bear being in there.

 

[Seismic]

That's some good thinking there, Seismic. I think possibly Cobra's too, to take out their legs while they're still in shock from the lion and the bear being in there.

Fixed it for ya, but other than that, sounds like a foolproof plan

 

[Bazarocka]

I dont know how to not trust people but I guess I have to start.

I know what yer feeling dude Really. But if their's ONE thing I've learned over the years. "Trust NO ONE Ever." Not your brother,your mother, or a lover, Not your bestfriend. Know this for future reference, It Will Usually Be Those Closest To You---That Screw You Over.

 

[pthway4]

How about a big old nasty set of sweaty balls to tea bag them all as punishment!!!!!

 

[tommyboi_420]

put a new jar of bud and label it something like "atomic butthole"

put the nugs in your underwear and go jogging for a while. make sure and wear speedos

see if they wana smoke that DANK

... "atomic butthole"

 

[zappa66]

roll a fire cracker into a joint and give it to them as they are on their way out...

 

[NoSaint]

I just found out from a friend for a fact that my sister, her boyfriend and ... guess what another friend was told my combo to my chest by them and they all have been stealing off me for a few months.

Thats my fucking head stash and I treat it right. It pisses me off to no end that people, including family have been grimy enough to keep stifling weed away from me and then go to my face and say everything is cool.

I dont feel like talking about this shit anymore but I had to make a thread to people who care.

Leave a note for them in the stash. Address is to each of them and say I know you've been stealing from me, stay the hell out of my stash, all you had to do was ask, go f#$% yourself, something like that. Send them on a guilt trip at least to let them know. At the very least they will feel like jerkoffs if they like you at all.

Then change your locks.


Drugs are bad. In their minds they are probably just thinking I'll just take a bud, he has a lot he wont mind.Thinking its just innocent taking of a bud. Drugs are bad.

You can never fully trust anyone when drugs are involved. Some people are just as messed up over weed as some are over opiates. Even soft drugs can have bad effects on people.