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*HUMOUR* The complete guide to shaving your balls

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Gypsy, you crack me up. Waxing looks cool lol



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ok so I've been doing the tarzan...
Never actually thought about laser treatment...i'd get my butt and eyebrows done too.
 

Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
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Or you can just grab your used yellow sticky traps, apply gently to the hairy area, and YANK!

Hahaha
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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Light Amplification by Simulated Emission of Radiation

....now thats a bit pricey....and I wonder if you can 'nick your taint' with a Laser beam?
 
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Hazyfontazy

bsc anyone

bsc anyone

most beauty salons will do male hair removal ,,the all in one wax is called the back ,sack and crack ,only for real men
 

Dr Dog

Sharks have a week dedicated to me
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Laser eh, sounds a bit too much for me. Did anyone see Goldfinger, those things can be dangerous

I think I will stick to the blades
 

Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
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10. NEVER EVER EVER trim/shave the hair in your butt crack.... worst 2 weeks of my entire life..

ROFL, I know. Hard to keep folks from staring when you keep shoving your hand up your crack to scratch constantly.
 
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Chamba

10. NEVER EVER EVER trim/shave the hair in your butt crack.... worst 2 weeks of my entire life..

funniest post of the week

Man styles - pilot?...it looks like a Hitler to me



hair removal cream?.....a safe consideration.

safety razor?.........be careful

hot wax?..........I'd rather be drawn and quartered

Laser?............(bbq smells fill the room) then the operator says "oh, ooops!..." as you sit up and stare in disbelief at your left nut that is now glowing red hot.

drunk and in a hurry with a cut-throat razor......Yummybud!, don't try this
 
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Guest 26753

Acomoclitic:
Having a preference for or being aroused by hairless genitals .

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silent_lemon

so what does one do about these razor bumps if already incurred.....
 
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Ingrown Hairs - 4 Tips to Treat and Avoid Ingrown Hairs
Ingrown hairs (also called razor bumps) are unsightly and painful. They result when the shaved hair gets trapped inside the follicle or grows back into the skin. It can cause scarring, redness and swelling (its medical term is Pseudofolliculitis Barbae or PFB).

The comprehensive approach outlined here by my pals at *Menscience will solve the most stubborn conditions or occasional ingrown hairs. You will need to follow all four of the steps in this regimen for several weeks.
1. Treat with active ingredients

* There are several products that claim to help treat ingrown hairs, but the reality is that Salicylic acid is the one active substance that can visibly improve razor bumps. It is a dermatological-grade ingredient that exfoliates, moisturizes, clears pores and can help prevent infection. Use a post-shave product with salicylic acid so it remains on your skin the whole day (see below).
* Use only a non-acnegenic shaving cream specially formulated for sensitive skin, with lots of lubricating agents (foam-based shaving creams can dry and irritate your skin).
* Do not use any product that has alcohol, it will seriously worsen ingrown hairs by drying the skin and closing the pores.

2. Improve your skin's surface

* Exfoliating (removing the upper layers of dead skin) is indispensable to manage ingrown hairs. Daily use of a gentle face scrub with glycolic and salicylic acid is particularly effective.
* Use a soft-bristle face brush and liquid cleanser in a circular motion on your beard to dislodge the tips of ingrown hairs, eliminate dead skin cells and clear follicles to allow hairs to surface unimpeded.

3. Adjust your shaving technique

* Shaving too closely is one of the triggers for razor bumps. Hair stubs cut too closely will get trapped inside the hair follicle and dig inward or sideways. Don't worry, the disappearance of unsightly ingrown hairs will more than make up for the "five-o'clock shadow" appearance.
* To avoid shaving too close, don't pull the skin when you shave; don't put too much pressure on the blades; shave with the grain and use a single-blade razor.
* You will need to maintain this approach over time, as one extra-close shave will be enough to cause a recurrence of ingrown hairs that will take weeks to heal.

4. Treat already ingrown hairs

* Carefully lift the ingrown end out with tweezers, but don't pluck the hair out; this will only make the hair regrow deeper.
* Using products that contain azulene, allantoin and witch hazel will help reduce the redness and swelling.
Source: http://mensfashion.about.com/od/groomingface/a/ingrownhairs.htm
 
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okay GN or Dog mentioned u can get "male treatment" at a salon for waxing - but most likely it's going to be a HOT WOMAN - and if u aren't packing some "weight" it could be devastating (to your ego)....so for anyone out there thinking about getting a professional bikini wax, be sure ur comfortable with ur gentels...if ur a guy u should "do ur thing" right before u get waxed, so ur like...fluffed...and allk u women folk, well u look breathtaking 24/7, so u have nothing to worry about (except making sure the person wears gloves and the wax is new or heated to X temp)..GN totally has me on wax..im gonna do it tommorrow, making a thread in T minus 18 hours
 

Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
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H20 you crazy mofo, don't forget to get loaded before you go! I wouldn't try that sober.
 

buddah

Life is one big grow........
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:noway:uhh first hot wax - than the pull of(ahhhhhhhhh) and than let the hairs grow to 0.25 inches!!! :noway:

i'll shave it !!!
 

Dr Dog

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okay GN or Dog mentioned u can get "male treatment" at a salon for waxing - but most likely it's going to be a HOT WOMAN - and if u aren't packing some "weight" it could be devastating (to your ego)....

I would hope any place I visit has some level of professionalism, and does not offer "rub and tug " services as well
 

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I was doing my usual shave in the shower this morning, and remembered this thread. It put a smile on my face, which was pretty good, considering I didn't wake up in the best of moods.

So the next step of the guide - excuses as to why you got aroused in the waxing salon
 

JJDubz

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You guys are fuckin nuts....putting a sharp metal object anywhere down there - talk about disaster waiting to happen!

Guys - little secret here - they make these things called electric shavers - protected blades, nice n easy.

Trust me on this one...
 
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