How the hell do you beat random drug tests?

[Guest]

Ok, heres the problem... At anytime someone can snatch me up from where I work and take me directly to the bathroom and demand piss... they have you empty your pockets... all that crap... no detour's... just straight to the bathroom... also the door is going to be open and they will be watching from behind.... I cant fathom right now how the fuck I can beat this bullshit.... I dont mind quitting for a month or so but Months or years... fuck that bullshit Im going to soon have the bomb shit to smoke and when I do Im going to smoke it but I cant if I gotta go through this bullshit....

Im not going to be wearing a wizzinator or anything like that all day everyday at work.... AND work with it on... thats just NOT going to happen...

Im clean out of ideas and anyone that can suggest a product or something... I need somewhere to start my research because im not giving up till I find a working strategy against this invasion of privacy.....

 

[Closet Funk]

Find a kid and pay him $5 to piss in a cup for you.

 

[Guest]

you didnt read my entire post... do you do this on regular occasion? if so you should try reading the whole post not just the subject.............

 

[KharmaGirl]

 

[Guest]

plz, can you contribute some way kharmagirl? cuzz this is a legitimate thread with legitimate problems.... myself and others face every day....

 

[Guest423]

get them little pills or capsules you can drop in the cup quick...just keep one on ya somewhere at all times like tapped to your boxers or something.....they aren't gonna actually stare at your junk while you piss.

 

[Guest]

buffalosouljah,

If you're not willing to wear a whizzinator, -and- your employer's goons are watching, to any degree at all, while you piss, then I'm not certain what to tell you, other than a 'flush' will work most of the time, providing that they don't comment on the clear color of the urine sample.

If you're not willing to wear a whizzinator, routinely drink lots of unfiltered apple cider (it contains the highest concentrations of natural pectin that I know of; it's the stuff that looks like mud puddle water in the health food store/nutrition section of the grocery store), and -routinely- drink large volumes of water. Make sure that you pee as often as you can, so that the bladder is 'freshly flushed' on a regular basis.

But to be prepared to do this on a daily basis, at the drop of a hat, on the employer's whim, means a whole lot of water intake..... every day.

And still, there's no guarantees. Just a better chance than doing nothing at all.

And each person has, to a limited degree, different rates of processing matabolyte.

moose eater

 

[Guest]

your on the same wavelength as me time2unite... maybe sew a special pocket on all my boxers for that special pill? right now thats the only option I have, im going to have to buy some, a couple tests and conduct trial and error tests....

 

[KharmaGirl]

Sorry dude... can't help...... No drug tests up here, ya know?

 

[Guest]

im against a rock and a hard place arent I moose.....

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Buffalo...you are in a tough spot thats for sure!...the way I see it you have 3 options
1. stay at job, quit smokin herbs
2. stay at job, wear the fake pee
3. quit your job
I hope you make alot of money for them to do the random test like that, that sucks...tis a bummer, good luck

 

[Guest]

When I worked as a clinician, I knew of several court-mandated parolees who would beat UAs on a regular basis with a 'flush.'

But while it's a natural method, using no adulterants, per se', the 'system' has gotten hip to it too.

I've known of some instances where an employer has accepted a rather clear (as in 'water' transparent) UA, only to request a hair sample as a follow-up in return. It depends on how dedicated they are in trying to discover your habits.

If they're just doing it for insurance purposes, and are simply getting a break on their premiums for having a working drug testing policy, and that policy doesn't specify a hair sample test (etc.) as a follow-up, then they may not want to do a confirmation with such tests; they all cost money, and an EMIT test (the standard cheapo-sleazo UA test, with lots of built-in flaws) is one of -the- least expensive for them to utilize.

moose eater

 

[Guest]

Note: None of the parolees who I referred to used the unfiltered apple cider. They all simply used water in large quantity.

The unfiltered apple cider is an added line of defense. The pectin allegedly acts like saw dust on an oil spill, in terms of reportedly binding to solids in the urine in the bladder, 'sweeping' them out. But dillution with H2O is -the- key.

And if they watched you pee, then they have no reason to suspect that you substituted anothers' urine.

moose eater

 

[Old Soul]

Hey Buffalosouljah, it looks like you are in a tight spot. As far as beating a random test, I do not know of a method that will work. Your options in my opinion would depend on the worth of this job to you. If it is a career with great pay and benefits, I might suck it up and quit. Otherwise, just keep smokin and hope your number doesn't come up for a while. I had a job when I was younger that did random drug tests but it was just a warehouse job that I knew I was not going anywhere with. I smoked the whole time, even before work and at lunch sometimes, and never got pulled in 3 1/2 years of working there. If the job is a good one though, I would not take the risk because whatever you try may not work, and that would suck.

Peace

 

[Guest]

its just really hard to keep your system flushed every single day I work which is almost 5-7 days a week...... im guaranteed its just a uranalysis test not a hair sample or a oral swap... so its not totally impossible to bypass a random... I think the pill thing is the next thing i need to try out... but if that dont work I dont know what to do. I dont want to quit my job and i dont want to quit smokin the sweet sweet cheeba.... this job is pretty tight, a year after my hire in date they will pay 70-100 percent of college classes no questions asked.. on almost anything i want to enter to zooOlogy(thanks to steve irwin RIP) to business classes which is 100 percent...

oldsoul... I do have one get out of jail free card though... if a test is failed I can go to rehab.. and i can still have my job.... but I want to pass it the first time and not have to go through the suffering of some rehab bs.... "You in here for some marijuana.... man, this is BULLLLLSHIT... I sucked some dick for some coke, you ever suck some dick for some marijuana?? uh, no, i cant say that I have... Ok, LETS BOOO THIS MAN" looooooooooooooool......
thats why i want to conduct trial and error tests on my own, with the pills and store bought home urine tests

 

[Old Man Time]

I have the urinator that is carried with me all the time in my work coat. I use synthetic piss.

My Co. tells me to go to a clinic....so that allows me to do what I need to do. And Ive driven myself to the clinic.

Your in a slightly different situation....is there an opportunity to work anywhere else without such a draconian policy?

 

[Guest]

man, I really wish there was... but i am certain i got on of the best jobs in the area thats available right now... their benefits are unmatched, college fully paid depending on the major... and after a couple years i'll be makin 16 bucks an hour... with double time on sundays... and various other benefits... and besides i really like and love the people I work with and I dont want to trade that for anything right now... they are very good real people

 

[Old Man Time]

then im sorry.....my only advice....is to quit smoking MJ.

Thats what it seems to be boiling down to.

Tough decisions are the best lessons in life.

Good luck

 

[Guest]

I would tell the boss to fuck off and go work at the next best place

 

[B.C.]

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