Yummybud said:but seriously I'd rather get killed than live with my penis chopped off, what would be the point of living? seriously.
Why? Its not like you're doing anything with it.
Anyway, on topic. I met Lorena Bobbitt years back at a house party when I lived in her neck of the woods. I was talking to the host and said "she looks familiar for some reason?" and it was her neighbor. She wasnt terribly friendly.