How stupid do you have to be to stay with the psycho that hacked off your dick?

[Nikijad4210]

http://www.businessportal24.com/en/Hipfox_Woman_Valentine_121429.html

Woman chops off nipple, boyfriend's penis due to Valentine's day gaffe
2007/02/16 12:35

Press Release from:
hipFOX

Dumaguete City, Philippines - published on hipfox.com - A woman who got mad that her boyfriend of 12 years hadn’t gotten her a valentine’s day gift flew into a rage yesterday and chopped off her left nipple after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis first.

Reynato Reyes, 41, said that his girlfriend had wanted a wedding ring and had been asking for marriage due to stress and nagging from her mother who was dying from cancer.

The girlfriend herself also wanted to have children before she got too old to “play with them”, he said and her mom had hinted on several occasions that Reynato was a loser and that her daughter would be better off without him.

Reynato said that if he had married his girlfriend like the mom wanted, she probably (the mom) would not have stopped nagging them anyway and he saw no need of marrying her as it kept their relationship much more alive that way.

He said the girlfriend, Loreli Belmonte, 32, had warned him that if he did not get her what she wanted after staying with him that long, then she would cut off a part of her body that he loved the most.

Reynato says that he did not take her seriously since she herself loved her own breasts and had forced Reynato to pay for her to get a breast augmentation two years ago.

Reynado says he immediately forgot about the threat when he went to work that morning and that upon coming back home from work later that evening, he found a gift-wrapped box sitting on the floor of his living room.

Just then, Loreli walked in from the bedroom and straight out asked him for “the ring”.

When Reynato failed to produce a ring, Loreli calmly walked toward the box, opened it and took out a brand new machete.

Reynato tried backing out the front door and was obstructed by a chair behind him. He fell backwards and hit his head on the arm chair knocking himself out.

When he came to, he was lying on a hospital bed with unbelievable pain in his groin.

He learned from the police as they questioned him that his girlfriend had indeed cut off her left nipple after cutting his penis off and had then proceeded to call the police and tell them exactly what she had done.

Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.

She cuts off his pecker, then her nipple, and he still wants her around?
Not the brightest bulb on the shelf, is he????

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

perhaps their relationship isn't based on sex; or maybe he thinks he is farinelli, who knows ?

 

[genkisan]

Ok....this fucker needs a serious reality check.

 

[Guest]

 

[its kurmit]

maybe hes into that sort of thing, lmao

 

[Yummybud]

haha, nice one. I guess he is into psychos that cut of penises and nipples. maybe that was his gift.... at least they didn't fry the penis and eat it together like that german psycho did a few years ago.

but seriously I'd rather get killed than live with my penis chopped off, what would be the point of living? seriously.

at least next time she'll probably decapitate him and make him into human stew or something.

how can they stitch a penis back on........it must not work very well right now.

 

[Yummybud]

I'd give her the death penalty persnally, she's too dangerous to be put back in society.

 

[Guest423]

I'd give her the death penalty persnally, she's too dangerous to be put back in society.

true that, any chick that cuts off a dudes dick then cuts off her own nipple is whack.

the fucked up part is the dude is more whack then her to want to go back with her....i'd be outty...if that ain't a bad sign i don't know what is.

 

[Yummybud]

well death penalty or life in a psycho hospital, no way back in society though. People like that CANNOT be rehabilitated I don't care what anyone says. what if she kills someone next.

 

[Yummybud]

haha yeah what's going to happen next valentines day? hell wake up with her removing his liver or something while glueing her nipples on his face with superglue.

 

[Guest423]

i know it would be real tough to fall asleep next to her after that shit lol

 

[Guest]

the guy must be retarded

 

[naga_sadu]

And it all started over a wedding ring....

Talk 'bout obsession w/ materialism...

 

[hydroclops]

Love is a many splendid thing, or so my wife tells me

 

[pieceofmyheart]

All I know is, he better be stopping at the jewlery store before he goes home!!!

 

[genkisan]

 

[its kurmit]

haha, nice one. I guess he is into psychos that cut of penises and nipples. maybe that was his gift.... at least they didn't fry the penis and eat it together like that german psycho did a few years ago.

but seriously I'd rather get killed than live with my penis chopped off, what would be the point of living? seriously.

what would u care if urs got chopped off? ull never use ur dick anyway

 

[WolfSpider]

no comment...but, i'd leave the bitch (hopefuly before that shit happens). or kill her as soon as she got out of jail.

 

[killa-bud]

i would beat her to a bloody pulp,like her face would be sooooooooo mangled,like a train had just run her over,then backed up,assumeing trains could indeed back up

 

[Yummybud]

yeah diamonds are bullshit. exploiting Africa so your wife can wear a nice shinny ring when tons of people get killed over it.

and about the lady , I don't think she needs punishment, she's obviously insane in my opinion. You can't punish the insane. Just put her down humanely like a wild dog that attacks people.