moose eater
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For a time (maybe still?) a person could buy fake male genitalia, specifically for the purpose of pissing in front of an observor..from a distance. Fairly realistic in appearance if the observor didn't get right up within inches. Even monitors for the Justice system have their limits.
The fake genitalia was hooked to a reservoir and pump.
One major irony with the UAs and those who were previously primarily laid back pot smokers at the well-known place I'm referencing, was that powders such as meth, coke, and other Rx and non-Rx vices last about 72 hours in the system, as they're water soluble.
But people worked one week on and one week off at that place, so many of the tokers, over time, turned to drugs that would be out of their systems in 72 hours so they could party the first half of their week off, then abstain for the remainder of the week off, and piss clean.
In essence, Uncle Sam's mandatory DoT-related urine testing turned a number of former (primarily) pot heads into alcoholics and (harder) drug users. Another policy of unnecessary control glowing with success!
The fake genitalia was hooked to a reservoir and pump.
One major irony with the UAs and those who were previously primarily laid back pot smokers at the well-known place I'm referencing, was that powders such as meth, coke, and other Rx and non-Rx vices last about 72 hours in the system, as they're water soluble.
But people worked one week on and one week off at that place, so many of the tokers, over time, turned to drugs that would be out of their systems in 72 hours so they could party the first half of their week off, then abstain for the remainder of the week off, and piss clean.
In essence, Uncle Sam's mandatory DoT-related urine testing turned a number of former (primarily) pot heads into alcoholics and (harder) drug users. Another policy of unnecessary control glowing with success!
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