How do you guys pass drug tests?

[okwildfire]

i didnt read the thread, just the title.. and i have been asked to piss in plastic as you have 6 times.. every time i passed because i never smoked weed in my life.. it felt weird for someone to not trust me (my employer) for one. and second it felt weird to have someone ask me to piss in plastic when i'm perfectly healthy person.
Then i got in a major vehicle accident and discovered cannabis there after and have been using it to relieve my pain, and stress from the motor accident.
Now when i go for employment i hand them my past employment history and give them a interview, they tell me "they like me and want me to come and work for them". I say "great". they say "when can you start". I say "as soon as possible" and they say "great, just go to this address and give them a sample, and we'll call you and tell you when your start date is". I say,, thank you for a waist of mine and your time.. but that is inhumane and disgusting, good day.
I am not a rich man, but i do find work and get by. Does it suck? yes!. but you have to chose what life you will live, corporate or natural.
and to answer your question, just dont smoke for 15-30 days to let it wash out of your body. If you need to use Pills to easy your ailment then do it for the 15-30 days, as they are not illegal.. Best of luck to you..

Kannamaven,

theres nothing natural about working at mcdonalds...

 

[Guest]

i had a "drug screen this past week"..it was not random i knew it was coming up.
i had a weeks notice so i stoped smoking 7 days prior to the screen.
the morning of this screen i drank about a gallon and a half of water within 4 hours.also took b-12 vits for color.
i passed...
like a ton of bricks off me shoulders.

 

[Verite]

Turn your keyboard down.

p.s. I scrabble challenge your placement of ACHOUILD.

WELL I GOT A QUSTION I WORK FOR A CONTRACTO FOR THE MITTLARY AND WE DO PRE EMPLOMENT AND RADOM AND ANY TIME THEY FEEL UR ON SOME THING OR GET STUNG BY A BEE OR ANY THING STUPID SO FAR I ONLY HAD TO DO THE PER EMPLOYMENT PISS TEST AND PASS AS I WAS CLEAN AT THE TIME WELL THE OTHER DAY ONE GUY HAD TO GO BE TESTED FOR THE SECOUND TIME IN A WEEK HE PASS AS HE WAS CLEAN BUT HE SAID THEY SAID HE HAD ACHOUILD IN HIS SYSTEM FROM THE NITE BEFORE HE F- UP AND ALL SO HAD NICOTINE MY QUESTION IF I USE FAKE PISS AS I KEEP A BOTTLE OF QUIKE FIX 4.0 ON ME AT ALL TIME WOULD PREFIX PISS SOUND ALARMS AS THEY KNOW I SMOKE 3 PAKS A DAY AND SCARY PART WAS I HEAR THE ASS HOLES IN THE OFFICE TALKING ABOUT HAIR TESTING HEAR HIM SAY IT VERY COSTLY BUT IF THAT WHAT THEY WANT
I THINK THE OFFICE PEEPS KNOW ME AND A FEW OTHER HAVE FAKE PEE ON US.
I SMOKE A JOINT A DAY AND 3 PAK OF CIGS A DAY AND NO OTHER DRUGS OR ACHOUIL
SEEMS THEY CHECKING FOR EVERY THING AND THAT KIND OF SCARES ME KNOW CAUSE I NEED THIS JOB BAD I AM THINKING OF STOPPING FOR A WILE AS IT NO LONGER WORTH LOSING MY JOB AND NOT SURE IF MY FAKE PEE WILL WORK WITH THEM LOOKING FOR ANY AND EVERY THING BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT NONE OF THERE DAM BUSSINESS WHAT I DO WHEN I AM HOME SO ANY ONE HAVE ANY INPUT ON THIS?

 

[Centrium P]

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Ciao

 

[spacecadet]

Turn your keyboard down.

p.s. I scrabble challenge your placement of ACHOUILD.

lol sorry verite my bad about the caps and the scrabble word is beer for us brain dead peeps such as i seems to much of the good stuff is taking hole and tuning me into a mindless rock

 

[dj digigrow]

Quick Fix... pass everytime!!

 

[spacecadet]

Quick Fix... pass everytime!!

What good is using quike fix if there all so looking for nicotine achoul caffeine and any other stuff they can find.. seems to be if i use it they will know some thing not right when it come back nicotine free they al so check for kidneys troubles as well. i keep a bottle on me at all time but starting to think my be it will get me fired if i try and use it it not to cool there right now all of them are calling me stoner in front of the foreman and the one who dont smoke found out i got fake pee on me so you might as well say they know about me in the front office fixing to blaze one more tonite and will be giving it up for a wile i need to clean my head out any ways

 

[ARTofMAKINGfire]

whizzinator.com

That's it right there. The best way! Works every mother ****ing time. And, unlike it's competitor the urinator (which I'm sure works) it contains no metals and thus, can be worn through metal detectors with ease. (If you ever have to piss somewhere you might have to pass through one )
I get the sythnetic the sell I forget the name but Dr. I.P. Freely is on it and it's in a clear plastic... Works ALWAYS.

I have been pulled over with this on, taken out of the car and patted down with this on and the cop had no idea. Plus it uses your body temperature to warm it up. (Or keep it warm I start with warm water).

I am also on probation and it works. Trust me.

 

[GorillaGrower]

i had a "drug screen this past week"..it was not random i knew it was coming up.
i had a weeks notice so i stoped smoking 7 days prior to the screen.
the morning of this screen i drank about a gallon and a half of water within 4 hours.also took b-12 vits for color.
i passed...
like a ton of bricks off me shoulders.

this aside from not smoking (hah that's a laugh) is the best bet... unless they are ON to you.

there's levels of drug test and depending on how much they spend will depend on how much you need to worry about it.

if its the cheapest test.. its most likely a paper litmus "like" test that they will administer directly after taking the sample.. it will tell if there is anything In the sample.. You would get this test at say a drug program after getting possesion.

this is passed by just drinking water .. it will make the thc watered down in your pee and if you time it right you'll pee just clear.

This test doesn't work if they assume you might cheat the system.. then they will spend more money and have your test analyzed.. this will determine the specific gravity ( ) of your piss.. simply put they will know its watered down.. (another reason why you take the b or multi vitamin) or not perfect. The upside is you'll be asked to come back and do it again.. this time with more preparation.

then the next step in expense for testing is hair.. obviously if someone is testing ME or anyone on this forum for hair... the first thing to do would be to laugh directly in their face then walk away. That's way to heavy.

like kannamaven said.. live natural

ps be careful of drinking too much water at once.. it is extremely dangerous and make sure your drinking room temp water.. otherwise you could die from over hydration but get a chance to suffer from hypothermia on a sunny day first.

 

[vinevamp]

If you should get a clean test, freeze your own for future use.

 

[ARTofMAKINGfire]

No one can drug test you without your explicit consent.

Tell that to my P.O.

 

[spacecadet]

yeah tell that to the company i work for no test ur ass if fired no question ask

 

[MissesMTL]

I just passed my 2 test. Both times I found it in me to abstain for a solid 2 weeks before hand. Then I just was more aware of drinking a Nalgene of water every so often.

I've also heard that real Cranberry Juice is very effective as well..

and 2nd the Vitamin b12, if the urine is too dilute, they will reject it.

 

[newbie_grower]

No one can drug test you without your explicit consent.

While this might be true in Canada, it isn't so in the USA. Here many employers do pre-employment and also random drug screens without consent.

edit- The Whizzinator works wonders, I have used it for probation drug screen as well as for my employer. Totally worth the cost.
DO NOT use niacin to try and pass a drug screen, It doesn't work and will give you a hella bad rash.

 

[Verite]

And what exactly do you think consent is? You consent to a piss test as part of the employment process, you can say no at any time and find another job. You can also say no to random tests and find another job. Its still your consent. You can also keep the job and do what everyone else does and cheat, and yes its still your consent.

You can also refuse the PO and go back to jail, most chose consent, abstinance and freedom. Some dont.

I still stand by my original statement since I know I cant be forced into a drug test without my consent.

 

[vinevamp]

Thanks V for posting my very thoughts. We all need to own our choices.

 

[YwouldntI]

the stuff @your local head shop