Hit my head, hard

[karma-shmarma]

under my car, came up too fast
so

can a bald man have a hairline fracture?

 

[NOKUY]

i suppose .... no big deal tho.

i had over 30 concussions between ages 17 and 24 ...probably closer to 50 or 60 actually, but 30+ i know for sure.

all from riding bmx bikes on vert ramps and street stuff like handrails and stair gaps.

I still ride, but not on vert ramps or dirt.....every concussion i had was w/ a helmet on.....i almost never hit my head hard when I didnt ride w/ a helmet.

 

[karma-shmarma]

can you slam a revolving door?

 

[karma-shmarma]

got to stop the old lady from slammin the ****ing door
do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

 

[Guest]

i think chuck norris is the only one who can slam a revolving door

 

[NOKUY]

slam a revlov. door lol
i prefer to grab it and rock it back and forth really hard when suit and tie peeps are just about to get out...hehe...then take off on my bmx bike..hehe

uh oh ...tru colors.

 

[karma-shmarma]

why is it when your sleeping its called drool but when your awake its called spit?

 

[Guest]

no you just drool spit.
i think if you bang your head more than 3 times at the force of 20lb psi there's a 99% chance of contracting brain cancer. Don't quote me on this though.

 

[karma-shmarma]

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

 

[Guest]

Probably. They(the English) invented the phrase first though so they're superior(In that aspect).

 

[karma-shmarma]

can you cry underwater?

 

[Guest]

Not too sure, depends on whether the ducts could push liquid out at enough pressure to displace the water you're in.

 

[DogBoy]

Do fish fart?

 

[InsanityRules]

Is a pigs pussy pork????

 

[Guest]

Do fish fart?

Probably, i think most animals excete some sort of gas at one time or another.

Is a pigs pussy pork????

It might be a bit greasy but yeah it's still pork.

 

[B.C.]

Why do they call it taking a shit?

Why do they call it taking a shit?

When it's very clear yer taking nothin with you? hhhmmm....

 

[Guest]

Yeah that is one of the oddities of the English language, same as 'having a shit'. you're not having it you're giving it away in reality. Next time I inform someone of my activity i'll say i'm giving a shit.

 

[karma-shmarma]

if you own a piece of land, do you own it all the way to the center of the earth?

 

[Guest]

Yes, yes you do, right down to the iron core as long as you don't dig past it and head towards Australia's underground territory. There might also be a problem if you unkowingly infiltrate a CIA bunker(while digging) and expose the world of it's secrets. But then again they'll be on(or under) your land so you can sue the shit out of them. The earthworm king might have something to say about it though.

 

[karma-shmarma]

can fat people go skinny dipping?