Help... fastest way north of LA to San Diego??

[muddy waters]

Kids, don't do any high performance boating with a backwoods recluse at the wheel!

 

[NOKUY]

Kids, don't do any high performance boating with a backwoods recluse at the wheel!

LMFAO muddy^^^^

 

[Pops]

Especially,Muddy, with large quantities of alcohol and psychotropic substances on board!

 

[NOKUY]

Especially,Muddy, with large quantities of alcohol and psychotropic substances on board!

LOL...and "pops" you aint the "poster child" of stability either.

us icmager's would be quite the "motley crew" on the high seas

 

[Pops]

Nokuy, I suspect that if you,Muddy and I left from Long Beach and just went to Santa Catalina Island(26 miles away), we would probably get lost. The good part is that if we had enough illegal substances on board(as well as munchies), we wouldn't really give a shit.

 

[NOKUY]

Nokuy, I suspect that if you,Muddy and I left from Long Beach and just went to Santa Catalina Island(26 miles away), we would probably get lost. The good part is that if we had enough illegal substances on board(as well as munchies), we wouldn't really give a shit.

LMFAO ...no doubt bro

 

[muddy waters]

There are however a lot of whales in the Santa Barbara channel between L.A. and the islands so if all else fails we might be able to make a living the three of us as modern day Ahabs. I hear whale oil makes a killer ISO too.

 

[NOKUY]

mmmmmmm.whale blubber (nutrition like a shot of adrenaline)

 

[muddy waters]

you never heard of blubberhash? the blubberman? blubberbags? where have you been yukon?

 

[NOKUY]

you never heard of blubberhash? the blubberman? blubberbags? where have you been yukon?

"blubberbags"... eh?

im on it...the eskimo community will thank you muddy!!!!

a new "muddy waters" totem is in the works bro

 

[muddy waters]

I use the gray and blue blubberbags and I'm not trying to brag or nothin but my full melt always smells just like old-time Yaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

 

[Pops]

Muddy, I understand that a lot of the old whalers were after ambergris, which smells like shit. Fortunately, with a lot of pot and a backwoods recluse on board, we probably wouldn't notice the smell.

 

[muddy waters]

Unless we brought your ex-wife?

 

[Pops]

Only if we were in deep water and had a good supply of wire and concrete blocks!