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Guilty Pleasures!!!!!

castout

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I go to restaurants, and if they give bread, I like to tear the bread away from the crust, make little bread balls, roll them in butter, or oil, and eat them. I like the consistency..so weird, and I don't like people to know, so I have to be very sneaky. Such a guilty pleasure!!!!!!
 

Mrs.Babba

THE CHIMNEY!!
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If people royally piss me off..... I wipe my ass with their bath towel....yes I feel a little guilty but it brings me pleasure.:biggrin:

Thats some messed up shit desert fox hahah literally :D
You do in my house and you wont be coming back, just sayin...
 

Hermanthegerman

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I am a walking guilty pleasure. It´s a pleasure to be human but it makes me guilty because I destroy my own planet. :biggrin:
 

skullznroses

that aint nothing but 10 cent lovin
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Dont worry Hermanthegerman... we can just go dig a hole and get more oil right?

lol. At work today I felt so bad.. really bad. Me and my new coworker got laughing about
"this whole green thing"

" whats everybody worried about, all we have to do to get more oil is go dig some holes in the sand, how hard is that?"

"Hey if Im going to hell for ruining the planet I might as well enjoy myself now"

"Well of course I burn old tires, I just wouldn't let a hippy see me"

"You know if we want more oil we can just go plant some nuclear bombs in Venezuela and then go to war there"

"I gotta use my oil and guns before Obama takes them all"

"I hate that shitty oil from the middle east, I like real America texas tea. Just smells good to burn that American gas, makes me want to go burn some right now damnit"

Ohhh god we were laughing so hard we were getting seriously loud and crazy, but I felt guilty about all the terrible things I had been saying. Oh hell
 

amannamedtruth

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197caregiver

One word... Seeds.... Lol got a fridge that are just for keeping my seed stock lmao
 

castout

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When I am training my plants, I like to remake songs, that I hear on the radio, into songs about smoking/growing. My version of 2Chainz, All I want for my birthday, is a big bootie bitch BECOMES All I want for my birthday, is fully trained plants!!!! Adele's Rolling in the Deep, BECOMES>>> There's some fire burning in my bowl, expanding my mind, damn, I am glad I can grow!!!! And so on....I like to think I am the weird al of cannabis songs, lol......I will be in the veg room, laughing my ass off, and TOH, will think I have lost it....especially when I sing my songs to him!!!!
 

mrcreosote

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Homemade bacon, egg and cheese on an everything bagel. Heaven.

No guilt at all. Big fat gut ...but no guilt.

Why? Because you get no prizes for best looking corpse.

"Oh, he looks like a fat fuck, just like when he was alive."
 
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197caregiver

When I am training my plants, I like to remake songs, that I hear on the radio, into songs about smoking/growing. My version of 2Chainz, All I want for my birthday, is a big bootie bitch BECOMES All I want for my birthday, is fully trained plants!!!! Adele's Rolling in the Deep, BECOMES>>> There's some fire burning in my bowl, expanding my mind, damn, I am glad I can grow!!!! And so on....I like to think I am the weird al of cannabis songs, lol......I will be in the veg room, laughing my ass off, and TOH, will think I have lost it....especially when I sing my songs to him!!!!

Guess I'm not the only one who sings to the girls lol my wide gets jealous cause I never sing for her but they say plants are happier with music but I think I may make them wither a little Lmao
 

OrganicBuds

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Carl Jr's 6 dollar Bourbon Burger. SO DAM GOOD, but so bad for you. Too bad eating a greasy delicious burger isn't as healthy as a salad, cause I would be super fit then.
 

castout

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dunking a blow pop in soda(preferably dr pepper), then rolling it in sugar, and then sucking on it, and repeating the process, til I eat it all....so bad, I know, but soooo good!!!!!
 
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