Green Crack..

[funkfingers]

I started to really enjoy doing these smoke reports, so I hope you all enjoy reading them.. Next up one of my favorite "go to" strains "Green Crack" In my opinion this herb is almost perfection as far as the high is concerned. On to the show.......




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[FONT=&quot]IDENTIFICATION[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Judge: funkfingers[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Date: 6-11-10[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Strain: Green Crack( Cush)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Breeder-[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Grower: [/FONT]The Funky Bunch
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[FONT=&quot]PHYSICAL EXAMINATION[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]1. __[ 7]__ Visual Appeal[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]2. __[8]__ Visible Trichomes[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Under magnification there appear to be trichs just globbed together at the head,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]definitely ample coverage.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]a more precise report. Leave these fields blank if you do not have[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]a powerful magnifier.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Clear [20%][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Cloudy [70%][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Amber [10%][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Dark [][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Brown [ ] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Green [x][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Gold [ x][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Blue [ ] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Grey [x][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]White [x][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Red [ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rust [X ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Orange [x][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Purple [X ] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Black [][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]5. __[10]__ Bud density[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]not in their natural state leave this field blank.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Ammonia [] Earthy [3 ] Licorice [ ] Peach [2 ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Berry [1 ] Floral [4] Mango [ ] Pepper [ 1][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Bubblegum [ ] Grape [] Melon [ ] Pine [ 2][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [3] Pineapple [ 1][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ 1] Rotten [ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Chocolate [ ] Hash [ 3] Mold [ ] Skunk [ 4][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Citrus [1] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ 3] Spice [ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Coffee [ ] Lemon [ 1] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]7. __[9]__ Aroma[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]bud for best results. Overall really pleasant smell, not too pungent.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]8. __[0 ]__ Seed content[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]9. __[ 12+]__ Weeks cured- [/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS: Really good example of this strain, really nice bud structure, nice and frosty. Delicate, floral, skunky, aroma, With real subtle pine and fruit undertones[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]THE SMOKE TEST[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Address these questions while smoking.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]below that will identify the instrument as follows:[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Vaporizer (enter the brand name)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Joint (enter brand of papers)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Other (specify)[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Water pipe [X] Bubbler med size Sherlock, glass on glass percolated downstem[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Vaporizer [][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Pipe [X ] medium glass spoon[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Joint [X ] Raw papers[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Other[ ][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]order to maintain the columns in alignment.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Ammonia [ ] Earthy [3] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Berry [ ] Floral [ 2] Mango [] Pepper [3][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[] Menthol [1 ] Pineapple [ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [1 ] Rotten [ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Chocolate [ ] Hash [2 ] Mold [ ] Skunk [2 ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [3 ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Coffee [ ] Lemon [ 1] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]3. __[6 ]__ Taste[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]4. __[ 5 ]__ State of dryness[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]5. __[9.5 ]__ Smoke ability[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth- Could smoke this herb all the time based solely on this factor. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]6. __[ 9.5]__ Smoke expansion Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.- has a lot of expansion to the smoke but really smooth on the exhale. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]SMOKE TEST COMMENTS[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Although flavor is not one of the strong points of this strain it’s still rather pleasant.. really expansive smoke,. Burned down to a clean white fluffy ash.[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]1. __[2-3]__ Dosage[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects. –Real nice and potent high, has great multi purpose usage depending on dosage, at a low dose it’s nice and functional but still packs a good punch. At higher dosage this herb can be truly psychedelic and debilitating at the same time. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]2. __[ 3.5]__ Effect onset[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]3. __[ 8]__ Sativa influence[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]4. __[ 5]__ Indica influence[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]effect that affects the body.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]5. __[9 ]__ Potency[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]6. __[1.5- 2]__ hours, depending on level of physical exertion during time]__ Duration[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]7. __[ 2]__ Tolerance build up[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]8. Usability[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Morning - wake up [8 Like a nice cup of morning coffee, Awake alert high, not so stony you want to just go back to bed, but ample potency. I could see this stain being a little too much for some in the morning.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Day - work [9] Real focused high, ample to carry on conversations with ease. In fact it made engaging in conversation quite enjoyable.. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Evening - relax [7] I felt a heightened sense of overall awareness. Great to get lost in music or while doing something else that is engaging the creative side of your brain. . [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Night - sleep [7] Maybe a touch to uppity for right before bed, but certainly good for an hour or two beforehand.. It’s potent enough that when you smoke more of it, the uppity effects seem to be overpowered by the indica in the cross.[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot] 9. __[8.5]__ Overall satisfaction (maybe even a 9 )[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Would keep a mom around of this just because it’s superb smoke, not the greatest flavor or smell, but the high is excellent. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]10. __[9]__ Ability and conditions[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]strain a keeper for long term use?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Yes [x ] No [ ] No doubt, but the Appalachia gives it a run for it’s money for sure.. I think that this would be an interesting strain to try and do some selected pollen chucks on..[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]be construed as medical advice.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Negative Positive[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Effect Effect[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[ 3]__ Appetite[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ 1]__ __[ ]__ Anxiety relief[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[1 ]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex drive[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sleep[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[8]__ Pain relief[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Ability to rest or sit still[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[7 ]__ Thought process[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[8 ]__ Speech process[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[5 ]__ Imagination/creativity[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[6 ]__ Humor perception[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[4 ]__ Visual perception[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[7 ]__ Audio perception[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Taste perception[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Final Comments: [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Overall a great go to strain, really the only thing that could be improved upon is the flavor, which has absolutely nothing to do with the sample provided, as it was well grown , flushed and cured. The reality of it for me though is I didn’t start blowing trees for the taste, it was to get irie, this herb definitely does just that. Extremely irie.[/FONT]

 

[etinarcadiaego]

That bud looks nice - great report too, well done.

The ICMAG "Standard smoke report" form sucks though, trying to read that thing while stoned is a confusing mess, lol.

NICE REPORT THOUGH FUNKFINGERS!

 

[!!!]

I'm a scientist and all but I can't read this report. I appreciate you taking the time to write it out but I'm only interested in the high (and yield, if applicable) - Can you bold just the high?

 

[puma]

hey !!! #5 is what your looking for, he said its 9 out of ten......

 

[danimarie193]

you guys smoke to much if you cant read that.

 

[cobcoop]

Another nice one man, keep it up.

 

[Croissant]

different strokes for different folks I guess....

I didnt like green crack sure its damn potent and is trippy, potentially very very trippy, and uppy but it noided me out pretty hard on some sessions and I didnt find the high to feel "clean" thus the "crack" I suppose. I never felt a sense of release or medicinal healing properties from this one but rather a bit of anxious jittery nervous energy, but thats just me. It is sexy bud with a great nose and is chunky with a strong trippy head high and a very high ceiling. At lower doses it does have the potential to be functional and increase ones awareness of surroundings and energy level but ultimately I found the energy to be nervous energy and didnt lead to any epiphanies or any euphoria.