...bartender...
...yes sir,what may i get you?...
...a dry gorilla glue martini with a cookie twist please...
... will sir be needing a drool bib and helmet?...
...not at all,this suit,while being smartly tailored also has the latest in anti-glue technology,if i suddenly lose consciousness airbags will deploy to cushion my landing and a saline/glucose/doritos drip will be applied until i recover from my glucoma....
...very good sir,that will be 10.95...
...10.95 for a glu-tini! why thats outrageous!!...
...yes sir,ambiance you know....
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switch the saline to bourbon an you've got a hunter thompson quote there.
can't wait to jump up in this thread in a meaningful fashion. any day now.