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God Dont Want You Stealing From The Church!!!!

LEF

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The person who uploaded the video's name is Jesus Christ

Smoking marijuana is one thing

Stealing is another

when you steal from people (and i'm not talking rich people/corporations or stealing food)
then I think you gotta face your consequences

in arab countries, you steal, we cut your hand

I think it's very important that criminals have a code of conduct

if we have an underground ruling of sorts, then it might as well be orderly for the benefit of all

Russia comes to mind
 

LEF

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it's a crazy thing when you bring friends over, you go to the bathroom and their using that opportunity to steal things from you

never happened to me, but an acquaintance of mine told me about this
 

Jellyfish

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Hey, friend, I was making a pop culture reference- the Samuel Jackson thing, it's actually called Go the Fuck to SLEEP, but that's what I meant.


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Stoner4Life

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I knew a biker back in NY, Mark was his name but we called him 'Tiny' as he weighed 425#s. One day the rumor mill came alive with reports of his latest arrest, he was caught pilfering the Poor Box @ the church a few doors down from his home, dumb asshat pried the door half open but got his fat fuckin' fingers caught somehow.

He hung out in the bar I worked at, a very small intimate joint, everybody knew each other well and so Tiny was brunt of a thousand jokes, gags & nicknames.


 

TheRealHash

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It's an antique khanjar aka jambiya

A khanjar is a traditional dagger originating from Oman. Worn by men for ceremonial occasions, it is a short curved sword shaped like the letter "J"

Janbiya, also spelled janbia, jambiya, and jambia (Arabic: جنبية‎ janbīyah), is the Arabic term for dagger, but it is generally used to describe a specific type of dagger with a short curved blade that is worn on a belt.
 
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johndoe123

Mines not an antique but I'll still cut a mofo... Got 3 of these strategically placed around the house :)
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stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
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limbs don't come off as easy as you would think ..I would use an axe..just sayin...and those are girlie knives...yeehaw
 

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