Getting through landlord inspections.

[brown_thumb]

I owe no one... I rent from no one... I'm under NO ONE'S control.

 

[shishkaboy]

My worst was a gfs probation home visit.

They needed to see that the place was a real home. I told her to not be home during the visit, kept it extra dark and he never even noticed the giant homemade tent that tookup the whole dining space.

He just wanted to see that there was a bed and stuff like that. If there would have been something illegal left out in the open, I doubt it would have worked out. I just figured that even if he asked me to open it I would have just said no.

Ive been through several landlord/super visits and even the city inspection (when I was suing a landlord) and always just disguised my tents as storage units or just locked the room and tell them I dont have the key.

 

[amannamedtruth]

I owe no one... I rent from no one... I'm under NO ONE'S control.

Pull the wool over your own eyes.

 

[earthwyrms]

HAAAAA, got $4900 bucks? lol
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Fre...-Great-Storage-Oak-19th-Century-/381672561459

but imagine that

59 wide x 59 tall x 21 deep

that'll need a team lift, or hacking to make it dissassembleable/reassembleable, and imagine the conversations over that, nice spae for a cabinet, anyone find better dimensions? a backup UPS power system and a electrical plug hack, (like the recess on the back of a computer, where the power able is plugged into it and the wall) might help for outlet inspections, if the scrubber is silent and vents out the top through a dummy box.?




Sauder Computer Armoire, not so expensive $144 free shipping

http://www.hayneedle.com/product/saudercomputerarmoirecinnamoncherry.cfm?ltype=child&tid=SDR345-1


better yet, http://www.hayneedle.com/product/sauderorchardhillsarmoirecarolinaoak.cfm
and
www.hayneedle.com/product/elite32in2doorpantrycabinet.cfm
and
www.hayneedle.com/product/harbor-view-armoire-salt-oak.cfm

oer in UK, sharp looking but expensive
furniture123.co.uk/p/lexi-high-gloss-black-double-wardrobe-lex011
http://furniture123.co.uk/p/lexi-white-high-gloss-double-wardrobe-lex005

the white one is perfect, if it doesn't glow

 

[earthwyrms]

https://www.wayfair.com/Hazelwood-Home-Wardrobe-Armoire-HMC1799.html#product_specifications
Overall 71.8'' H x 48'' W x 20'' D
$199
i guess if you wood glued two, back to back, removed the handles toward the wall, and jigsawed out the inside walls, it would be sizable.

 

[mushulatubbee]

Why not just shit on the floor in front of everywhere you don't want him to go.

In fact why not shit everywhere, and he will be too busy looking where he treads to worry about looking around for signs of a grow op.

Only in a stoner forum can i find things like this lmao!

 

[earthwyrms]

wayfair you have just what i need

 

[earthwyrms]

with these dimensions, 18 x 36 x 61 inches it is like a grow tent around that size, but cheap and high priced
, $73.85
Origami RCR-01H Heavy Duty Folding Closet, Khaki
you're probably better off just getting a grow tent to store your clothes even, and then just growing weed in it and leaving your clothes in a pile somewhere .
https://www.amazon.com/Origami-RCR-01H-Heavy-Folding-Closet/dp/B00CKW2RJS booooo

 

[Muleskinner]

wow, that antique cab is frigging beautiful! It would be a sin to cut vent holes into the wood though.

 

[earthwyrms]

wow, that antique cab is frigging beautiful! It would be a sin to cut vent holes into the wood though.

hey in 100 years it would be an antique again. grin. actually the back doesn't look like it's carved the full range of pictures has it flat on a wall and no pictures of the back.

i like that wayfair one for a good space for people needing privacy

 

[Gry]

Frequently bought together

Origami RCR-01H Heavy Duty Folding Closet, Khaki
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Origami R5-01W General Purpose 4-Shelf Steel Collapsible Storage Rack with Wheels, Large

 

[gtg341w]

Thanks all, this was very helpful. I was on the fence about pulling out all the stops when ly landlord came by last week, but I did, and it paid off because he wound up looking in my grow room in search of attic access door.

Fortunately I had disassembled a bed, and had two mattresses leaning up against my tent in the corner, and all pumps/fans turned off.

 

[Jellyfish]

Stay sneaky, my friend.