Getting Drug Tested for my 2nd Job Interview tommorow.. Gonna BOMB it!!

[Marcellas]

So after filling out an online application for Best Buy, i got a call from an employee to come in for an interview, which was today at 11am.. I did pretty good it seamed.

i think I nailed a few questions like "Why I'm interested in employment at BestBuy" (said I bought many products over the years, satisfied with service and prices, interested in working there), "What its your defination of worth ethic, and how important is it to you in any job?", "Explain a really good shopping experience, why it was good, and how it could've been better" (I mentioned my PS3 i bought from BB 2 years ago, how the employees did a great job explaining the products features and capabilties compared to its price, but couldve been better if they compared it to products such as the XBox360 to prove the PS3 supeeior), and "If you ended up alone in a group of people I didn't know at all, what would I do" (said I'd first introduce myself than get to know everybody there, asking individual names, where there from, trade background info, ect..).
.......I provided my availabilty (mostly nights and weekends, going 2 college in the fall), and the guy was real cool.. He said he might make me come in at 6am some days but never makes employees work to many weekend days cause he knows we all have lives. After the interview he introduced me to the retail manager and the payroll manager (i think??), and they said I could come in for a second interview, mainly to schedule my hours/payroll and stuff (I informed them I wouldnt know my school schedule until thursday)..


SO, he told me I'd be doing invetory, getting familiar with products while I take them off trucks and carry them in the store and such.. I scheduled my 2nd Interview for tommorow at 7PM so I'm pretty much guaranteed the job
....Only Problem is, he did mention that I WILL be getting DRUG Tested, and I'm not sure but I think he said that I'm getting tested tommorow at my 2nd interview!!



I'm SCREWED!! I smoke a lot of weed, sometimes up to 3 grams a day, every single day, in repeated huge glass-on-glass bong one hitters of chronic.. I took a small bongrip awhile before my interview this morning to ease tension. I even smoked a lot after my interview all day together cause I figure I'm SCEWED either way!! If I get tested tommorow, I'm definatly failing for THC and OPIATES also if they test for that

.....So my question is, is there anything at all I can do to get clean of THC and hydrocodone/oxycodone before my interview tommorow if I do get tested?? And what will happen if I get tested tommorow and I actually test positive for THC and Opiates?? Can those tests find opiates such as hydrocodone/oxycodone in small ammounts (10-30mg daily)??
..A friend told me that I can drink a SHITLOAD of water/iced-tea an hour or two before the test and it can flush everything out of my system even if I smoke that day. He also said that if I DO test positive, they might give me 30days of work to clear out my system before they test me again.. Is this true and what should I do??????? Thanx in advance

 

[metamorf]

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-u-s-t-e-d!

Sorry, you're going to test positive no matter what you do. Don't be surprised if there's a true MacGyver post following this though, detailing 74 steps of a magic cure.

Nevertheless, you'll test positive.

 

[RudolfTheRed]

Get a Whizanator or whatever overnighted.

 

[WoW maannnn]

yep

and be carfull drinking TOO MUCH water

 

[steppinRazor]

^^ nah theres ways around it. like this one for example.. ideally you shouldnt smoke for 48 hours before but ive ised this with a 24 hour notice.




ideally you shouldnt smoke for 48 hours before but ive ised this with a 24 hour notice.

ive used it a cppl times successfuly and so have many other ppl i know who smoke allllll the time.

funny thing is its in allllll the "detoxify" drinks sold on the market.
coincidence??

 

[Wunderkind]

call & cancel, state a family emergency in another part of the country (brain cancer death bed is a good one). And if you really want to work there, stop smoking & using, and call them back in a two weeks and reschedule.

 

[NPK]

Do you know anyone who can donate some clean piss? I've smuggled clean piss into two drug tests, both times successfully. But you'd need to know exactly when the test is, so you can take measures to ensure it's within the right temperature range.

 

[Hal]

how, exactly, does it work Steppin?

 

[Marcellas]

Yea like I said, I'm screwed.. So whats gonna happen if and when they do test me positive tommorow?? And do these test for opiate use (oxycodone/hydrocodone)??

I don't think I'll have anything shipped to my house. I don't have a car right now, but I might have time to get a ride to a headshop 20minutes away and find some synthetic piss (my brother says it works, hopefully they dont watch)..

Whats that Sure Jell and the Whizzinator and how do I use it?? thanks

 

[Wunderkind]

if you test positive you'll never be able to get a job with Best Buy or any of it's subsidiaries or parent companies.

 

[JJScorpio]

If you follow this, it should get you buy a simple stick test.....


Originally Posted by JJScorpio
Here's the thread that was posted on another site. I used it and passed a test but that doesn't mean it's going to work for everyone. It's best to get some test strips and see how you do ahead of time.......


If you're feeling lucky and want to take your chances on dilution... remember that THC metabolites can be detected for up to 4 to 6 weeks after marijuana use. If you have more than a couple weeks notice, increasing your metabolism is probably the most effective way to decrease the time period that drugs can be detected in your system. The best ways to do that are to get lots of exercise, and eat lots of high-calorie foods... in that order. While exercising will clean THC metabolites from the system at a faster rate, lowering the detection period, it is important to stop burning those fat cells near test time, because the exercise actually increases the amount of THC metabolites in the urine, so you must quit exercising about a week before the test... then be lazy, and eat big and pack on some fresh, clean fat cells on top of the remaining older ones.

You should begin raising your creatinine levels, starting 2 or 3 days before the test. Creatine, which metabolizes into creatinine in 24 to 48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or Creatine supplement, available online or at nutritional food stores such as GNC. However, any creatine taken within 24 hours of the test is useless as it will not have sufficient time to metabolize properly.

About 2 to 3 hours before the test, start drinking an 8 ounce glass of water quickly every 15 minutes, so that's about 1 quart or liter each hour. Instead of water you can substitute Gatorade, cranberry, grape or any fruit juice, coffee, iced tea, herbal tea, or soft drinks as they are all good diuretics. Diuretics make people urinate frequently. Diuretics without caffeine or alcohol are recommended because caffeine and alcohol have negative side effects. The best choice is Gatorade because of its electrolytes and high sodium content. After about an hour or so, you should be voiding clear urine about every 15 to 20 minutes. Be sure you have voided dilute urine at least 4 or 5 times before your test. Continue drinking 8 more ounces of water or Gatorade every 15 minutes to replace what you've urinated for a total of about 2-3 quarts in 2-3 hours. If you drink too much water, such as a gallon or more, your sample will be more likely to be rejected as being too diluted. Also drinking excessive amounts of water in the days, or even the night before the test doesn't really help.

At about 3 hours before the test, unless you are aspirin-sensitive, take 4 regular aspirin (not Advil or Tylenol) and also take 4 Rolaids or Tums antacid tablets. Then take 4 more aspirin and 4 more Rolaids again at about 2 hours before the test. Instead of causing a false positive, like ibuprofen/advil is known to do, aspirin actually acts a smoke screen interfering with the EMIT assay, and reduces positive readings for 2 to 12 hours.

At about 1 hour before the test, take a vitamin B2 or B-Complex, with 50 or 100mg of B2. However, if the vitamin is time released, you can either take it earlier with the first 2 glasses of water at about 3 hours before the test, or else you'll need to crush it before taking. Within 30 to 45 minutes of taking your B vitamin, your urine should turn from clear to yellow for the next few voids.

Also be sure to give them your sample from mid-stream, not the beginning or the end of the stream. Start by urinating in the toilet, then quickly stop and go in the cup. Just give the minimum required, 2oz/60cc then stop and switch back to the toilet to finish.It's very important to do a practice run. You can buy dipstick thc tests at a drug store or pharmacy or order them online to pre-test yourself. They're not as sensitive as a lab test, but they do work quite well so at least you'll know when you've got your method down properly. Everyone is different in regards to metabolism rates, age, weight, body fat % and THC consumption rates. The amounts of liquid and vitamins the time schedule to take them are only general guidelines may be adjusted according to your practice tests to insure the proper dilution rate and color.

Good luck, but remember there is no absolutely 100% effective dilution method, and that includes this method as well as any other "detox", "xxx carbo" or "quick flush" drinks or pills. Above all, please don't fall for their scams. Exposing the whole snake-oil aspect of practically all detox products is my primary motivation behind all of my drug testing efforts. Not only do they not really work worth much more than a quart of water and a simple vitamin B2, but they often don't even pay up on their 200% guarantees. They usually require you to submit the lab test proof that you failed within 30 days... but the sad fact is that you did not pay for the test and have no rights to copies of that information. Since you authorized it for your employer who paid for it, it's theirs, and they don't have to give it to you either. And even if they do give you a copy, those companies have been known to simply ignore refund requests, send you a different magic potion to try next time, or even say that since marijuana is illegal, it's not covered. If you fail a test, don't try to make excuses for why you tested positive, but the best plan is to just deny any drug use, and tell them you've heard that those tests have a lot of false positives, and ask for a retest... and then substitute on the retest using a synthetic concentrated sample. However if they suspect that you adulterated your first test somehow, they may observe the re-test.

They don't really test for those "detox" drinks, since they know they don't really work... and besides the can usually see the tell-tale radioactive glow by simply looking at your sample. But when i say that these products don't work, of course i don't mean that they will always fail, just that they don't help much and i wouldn't recommend having too much faith in them as your odds are not nearly as good as they would be if you followed the method above. But most people will say they used it and it must've worked, because they passed, and refuse to acknowledge those, like myself, who have used it and still failed, assuming that we couldn't follow the simple directions properly. I think you learn more about a product when it fails, because those who use them and pass haven't ever stopped to pre-test themselves with a home THC test first, to be sure they aren't clean already. Most of these kids are skinny and have high-metabolisms, and consider themselves regular smokers even though they only smoke a couple grams once every couple of weeks. Then they read about how it can be detectable for up to a month and then assume that a clean reading after a week or two must be due to some divine intervention or whatever magic pill or drink they took, when it was really the short abstinence and simple dilution that worked, and the pills were merely convincing placebos. So while these products are really no more beneficial than drinking the same amount of water and a simple vitamin B2 for good yellow color, the majority of users will still pass their tests. Some of them even due to the dilution factor of the product and directions, but they could've achieved the same result without paying $50+ for a placebo. Except that it gets even worse than all this... the majority of these products are so over-loaded with vitamins that it turns the users piss tell-tale abnormal colors, usually a really bright glowing highlighter yellow, but sometimes orange or greenish. And here's the part that really slays me... these drinks are loaded with creatine, and are to be taken about 2-4 hours before your test. Creatine needs 24-48 hours to metabolize into creatinine, which is one of the ways the test centers can check for dilution, but many people get lucky on this because the majority of the tests don't get checked for it, but the users still believe they are getting that benefit from the creatine since it's listed in the ingredients and they don't know the difference. To me, this is evidence of an intentional scam, being pulled on all the marijuana users who get drug tested, by the "detox" industry across the board... because they know they creatine doesn't metabolize that fast, just as they also know the other ingredients are all pretty useless and really don't detox anyone beyond a temporary dilution effect achieved by following the basic instructions, especially the abstinence part.

Those companies often also sell blood test kits and saliva test products that are an even worse scam. Most people don't realize that the blood cleans itself really fast, usually in less than a day, or two at the most. If someone did have the blood drug test, which is extremely rare, and they were within that 24-hour window and had detectable THC in their blood, obviously none of these products are going to make any difference. Saliva-THC detection curves start to drop off after 12 hours and are supposed to be all-clear after 24 hours. I dare them to post that info on their site, lol. They want everyone to think they need to use their product, and their product is what worked, when a day of abstinence was all that was really needed. For example, the instructions for the saliva[test products Quick-Fizz and Aqua-Clean say that you can also take them with about 40 oz of water for a urine test. Indeed, and you can take a sugar pill with 40 oz of water and pass it just the same!

There are also many popular home remedies such as fruit pectin (Certo/Sure Gel), goldenseal, niacin and cranberry juice which have been shown to work on many occasions, especially when taken with a couple quarts of water (for dilution) and some vitamin B (for coloring), but they do NOT always work for everyone. Plenty of marijuana smokers have also failed their tests using those remedies, which shows that other factors were involved, such as the amount of water consumed, how much THC was consumed and how long ago, or different metabolism rates. Independent lab tests have concluded that niacin doesn't work at all. In other words, something else probably caused a negative, not the niacin. Also some labs test directly for goldenseal.

Likewise, using adulterants, or direct additives to the urine sample itself, such as bleach, ammonia, and Drano or even those expensive 200% money-back guaranteed "detox" additives is risky, not only because they don't always work, but they are also easy to detect since they usually foul up the PH. While they might pass an EMIT dipstick test, they are often either tested for directly, or can be easily detected on a GC/MS test, in which case you'll have to answer for the obvious tampering.

Edit. As I said in the first sentence, this was posted by someone else at another site a couple years ago and I saved it to disc for future reference. I have now been told by Munchy that he is the one that wrote it. Either way, make sure you try this ahead of time and see if it works before trusting it.

 

[ScrogHog]

^^ nah theres ways around it. like this one for example.. ideally you shouldnt smoke for 48 hours before but ive ised this with a 24 hour notice.




ideally you shouldnt smoke for 48 hours before but ive ised this with a 24 hour notice.

ive used it a cppl times successfuly and so have many other ppl i know who smoke allllll the time.

funny thing is its in allllll the "detoxify" drinks sold on the market.
coincidence??

Give some other info then a picture of the box. I honestly think his only option is subbing. If this fruit pectin worked then why is this the first time ive heard of it?

 

[BonsaiBud]

You will need clean donor piss. Just hit up a friend of your same gender, someone who is healthy. Get some condoms. Get some fish tank air tube, and some rubber bands and perhaps some air-fittings/ air valve from a pet shop. Rig it up so the condom connects to the tube and you can shut it off/ or take a leak with the valve or by kinking the plastic air tube. First, practice by putting some warm water in the condom. Put the condom up your butt and run the tube out to where you piss. Practice taking a leak on a toilet and making it sound realistic.

Once you get it all set up, fill a condom with clean donor piss and put it up your butt. Your body will keep it at the right temperature.

I think the Wizinator comes with freeze dried fake? piss and heating packs. Clean donor piss would be ideal. A heat pack may be too warm or get cold. I don't know that headshops sell Wizinators.

 

[Marcellas]

Ok so I cannot find ANYBODY 2 get clean piss from, even my little brother smoked yesterday so no good.

JJScorpio, your info seams similiar to my idea.. I think I'll try this out and hope for the best, thanks! Who knows, I mite not even get tested yet.. So would I be able to smoke say an hour before I start chugging water? I'm really bad with chugging big ammounts of any liquid, so I'll have to smoke at least a little before to get the metabolism.. Who knows, I might not even get tested tommorow

 

[pseudostelariae]

my friend swears he has passed more than one drug test by eating a handful of flinstones vitamines, drinking a lot of water, and taking a b-6 supplement 2-3 hours before the test.

he says his body spends its time filtering the huge excess of vitamins and skips eliminating built up THC for the time being, and the b-6 colors his urine to mask the fact that he's been chugging water.

 

[Marcellas]

similar to my buddies method.. will a few Vitamin B-12 1000mg's work?? they're red and chewable, taste slightly like candy

 

[RudolfTheRed]

but I might have time to get a ride to a headshop 20minutes away and find some synthetic piss (my brother says it works, hopefully they dont watch)..

Head shops don't fuck around with fake piss at least in my state. They will have some detoxes but those are to be taken more than just 20 minutes before hand. Fake piss used is drug tests is against the law. My guess is head shops don't want any more heat on themselves than they already got. And if you're buying fake urine its pretty obvious what its for.

 

[FirstTracks]

you sound self-destructive man....

not to be mean or anything.....
but you want to smoke before drinking all the fluids which are meant to clear your system????

So would I be able to smoke say an hour before I start chugging water? I'm really bad with chugging big ammounts of any liquid, so I'll have to smoke at least a little before to get the metabolism.. Who knows, I might not even get tested tommorow

did you catch the thing earlier that one neg test will keep you from getting a job with BB or any of its subsidiaries for life? Do you actually want this job?

drink a lot of water and just dilute your piss if you're not going to get the whizzinator or try hard enough to find somebody with clean piss. I bet you could pay somebody $10 to piss in a cup for you.
If you dilute, they'll know you diluted, but you'll at least get a chance to retest.

you have all the answers to your question, now its up to you to do the right thing.

 

[Marcellas]

no, i never said i want to smoke before i start drinking the fluids the flush my system.. that would be stupid and pointless..

but i have numerous sources saying that drinking a shitload of water/fluids as well as some vitamins or whatever (will B-12 1000mg work?) will flush my system sufficiently, even smoking the day of the test.. the only reason im still smoking weed is because i just found out at my interview today that ill be getting drug tested, very possibly tommorow at my interview. So theres no use in really stopping

So my interview is in about 16 hours, I won't smoke to many bong rips tommorow but I'll definatly smoke at least a half gram before the interview. I will definatly quit smoking at least hour before I start flushing my system, at least 4-5hours before interview time. Will this work?? And another question, will BestBuy drug test for oxycodone/hydrocodone at all?

I know it seams I'm not taking this serious, but I'm at a bumpy point in my life and I'm smoking a lot of pot habitually probably because of it.. I really need a job to pay for car insurance, cell phone bill, school bills, ect before school starts in 1.5weeks, but I have some money now.. another bong rip or 2 and a glass of water and im off to bed, wish me luck for my big day tommorow

 

[MysteryMachine]

Ok man, what you need to do is, like BonsaiBud said, get clean donor piss, and have them piss in a plain condom; however, unlike BonsaiBud said, avoid sticking it in your ass by using a safety pin and sticking it through the elastic in your underwear and through the knot in the condom. Make sure the condom tucks under your sak or between your lips for the woman out there, keeping it body temp. This method has worked several times for both male and female with 100% success