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gases in the grow room farting good or bad?
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Levitationofme
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When I was in collage as a freshman, my roomate chain smoked. I was in bunk bed
Above him. I choked until i could sleep. Dan, my roomate said after about 1/2 hour after was asleep, the Symphony would begin.
Sweet revenge......so to speak.
Once saw some drunk at collage try to prove you can ignite a fart. Someone handed him a lighter at the right moment. It was turned up full blast.
Toasted his butt cheek with the lighter and you imagine what happens next. A whole lot of laughter, fun story.
Above him. I choked until i could sleep. Dan, my roomate said after about 1/2 hour after was asleep, the Symphony would begin.
Sweet revenge......so to speak.
Once saw some drunk at collage try to prove you can ignite a fart. Someone handed him a lighter at the right moment. It was turned up full blast.
Toasted his butt cheek with the lighter and you imagine what happens next. A whole lot of laughter, fun story.
Bobby Boucher
Active member
Some 20 odd years ago, I remember laying out across three plastic school chairs with the most painful gas cramps I have ever had to this day. The teacher wouldn't allow me to excuse myself since there were only 20 minutes of class left.
There was a really really cute girl who sat behind me, who had a biiiig looong frizzy blonde head of hair, biiig blue eyes, and a sense of humor and personality to match.
15 minutes later, I am kneeling in the fetal position, hunched over the back of my chair in severe pain, desperately looking up at the second hand on the clock, when Meghan reaches forward, poises her face 3" from ground zero, and pinches me under my ribs.
From the other children's account, I blew her hair back out of her face like a f'n cartoon with what must have been the most violent fart to ever leave my asshole. I could tell right away just by her hysterical bewildered amusement that she was 100x more stunned by the force of the fart than she was at the fart itself. We laughed 'til we cried. The teacher was not amused.
There was a really really cute girl who sat behind me, who had a biiiig looong frizzy blonde head of hair, biiig blue eyes, and a sense of humor and personality to match.
15 minutes later, I am kneeling in the fetal position, hunched over the back of my chair in severe pain, desperately looking up at the second hand on the clock, when Meghan reaches forward, poises her face 3" from ground zero, and pinches me under my ribs.
From the other children's account, I blew her hair back out of her face like a f'n cartoon with what must have been the most violent fart to ever leave my asshole. I could tell right away just by her hysterical bewildered amusement that she was 100x more stunned by the force of the fart than she was at the fart itself. We laughed 'til we cried. The teacher was not amused.
But did it make the class houseplant on the windowsill grow faster?! Science man, I have to know!
Here is sit broken hearted,tried to shit but only got half the turd out of my ass and it is still there as we speak O in what an unfortunate condition I am in and out and in and out it went on forever it seemed kinda like this post.The end. of it is still sticking out to this day.O Dayyyyo
fredDRO.MoBB
Member
immature people forreals like who still thinks facts are funny? I mean sometimes dey are but not wen someone is being forreals bout something. he actually was getting some where cus to b honest wen I fart in my room is seem to think if dats good or bad for my plants. now I wanna kno if smoking is bad for my plants.. once I remember my plants dying wen my metal halide light cracked in half n all the fumes wen around and onto my plants. sad day for my n my brother
Bobby Boucher
Active member
FARTS ARE NOT "GOOD" FOR YOUR NUGS. NEITHER IS SMOKE. FORREALSIES.
WHATEVER "GOOD" THE GASSES FROM A FART MIGHT DO FOR A PLANT WOULD BE NEGATED BY THE HUMAN SHIT PARTICLES. CASE CLOSED.
WHATEVER "GOOD" THE GASSES FROM A FART MIGHT DO FOR A PLANT WOULD BE NEGATED BY THE HUMAN SHIT PARTICLES. CASE CLOSED.
Anyone can be forreals about something forreally stupid and expect to get the responses seen here.I mean come the fuck on..was a serious scientific explanation forseriously expected?By the way,you talk funny with the dey and the dats and the wen.Much funnier than my lame attempt at humor to be sure!
fredDRO.MoBB
Member
thanks I try my best.
Levitationofme
Well-known member
Someone told me that Elephants, due to the enormous amounts of varied plants they must consume to live give off the best gas for using in small indoor grows. Been a little known fact for 100's of years.
