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gases in the grow room farting good or bad?

GreenThumb2U2

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With all seriousness about this post it's hard to quit laughing. It all started with my buddy who freaks out if you fart and his grow room.
humans produce gas thats the fact.
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-composition-of-the-human-fart says A typical fart is composed of:
59 percent nitrogen,
21 percent hydrogen,
9 percent carbon dioxide,
7 percent methane
4 percent oxygen.
about one percent hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.

okay then I would think that:
-nitrogen would have no effect.(in my opinion)
-hydrogen would float up and off very quickly, but if you could keep it in the grow room it has been proven to germinate seeds faster and is involved in signal transduction pathways of plant hormones and can improve the resistance of plants to stressors, such as drought, salinity, cold and heavy metals. and hydrogen can regulate the flowering time of plants.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4177722/
-carbon dioxide is the most important gas plants do need for photosynthesis. So add more during the day in approximately 2000 ppm.(IMO)
-methane (seems like there's a lot of plants that grow in a swamp that produces swamp gas) it might be better to dissolved methane in the soil for the microorganisms.is this good for the plant?
- mercaptans this stuff simply stinks like sulfur they put it in natural gas I think this gas is probably inert.
-And now for the big kicker. Hydrogen sulfide greatly enhances plant growth now I thought this stuff was deadly but the University of Washington made a calculation error and instead of mixing it one part to the million, it's one part to the billion, dissolved in water. "They germinate faster and they produce roots and leaves faster. Basically what we've done is accelerate the entire plant process"
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/04/130417185531.htm

so now the next time I have to fart:moon: I'm running off to my buddies grow room.https://www.icmag.com/ic/images/smilies/moon.gif

you have no idea how hard I had to hold that in (LOL and ROFL)
maybe I'll post some pictures of this in action, maybe :laughing:

P. S. This thread can easily expand into smoking in the grow room or burning incense in the grow room or anything else in regards to gases in the grow room.
P.S.S. microbiological organisms do create VOC's (Volatile organic compounds) in other words those little bugs in the dirt make gases and your plants really love it.
 
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sourpuss

Your buddy is an idiot. Sorry. I bet he thinks he knows things he dont even have a clue about. Ask him about the plant parts like calyxs and pistils and see if he knows the proper names for things. Ill bet hes just a big mouth who cant grow. U cant grow if u dont know shit lol... if hes scared of a fart he dont know shit...
 

Chevy cHaze

Out Of Dankness Cometh Light
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Respect the trombone !
When I get up in the morning, first thing I do is fart my growroom up to 2000ppm of CO2 with my mean morning blasts.
Then have more beans for breakfast.
 

who dat is

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Is this even a real thread? Damn.

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starke

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About a hundred years ago I worked for a plumbing company in Miami as an apprentice. Basically that meant I was grunt labor for the licensed plumbers. Had an old timer tell me once you couldn't be a plumber unless you could take a turd out of a plugged toilet and squish it between your fingers. Watched him proceed to do so. One year later did the same with an apprentice of my own. Then decided shit ain't where it's at and went to college. Should have stayed in plumbing. Would have made a lot more money in the next 30 years.

How did I even get hooked up in this thread???
 

starke

Well-known member
Yep. Floridian is 100% right. Think I'll go fart in my grow tent and go to bed. G'night all.
 

EastCoast710

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if your naked I see not liken farts in the grow for shit particles but with underwear and pants on come on . either way.. stupid thread
 

GreenThumb2U2

New member
It's too bad all those with sh!t for brains was able to chime in on this thread.
Thank you all for completely destroying thread.
I thought there might be some validity with the University of Washington discovering that hydrogen sulfide is creating bigger crops carbon dioxide.
But what ever you ignorant fu*ks.
 

Chevy cHaze

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It's too bad all those with sh!t for brains was able to chime in on this thread.
Thank you all for completely destroying thread.
I thought there might be some validity with the University of Washington discovering that hydrogen sulfide is creating bigger crops carbon dioxide.
But what ever you ignorant fu*ks.

Come on GT, don't be mad at us, this was too good to pass...
Is Hydrogen Sulfide not the stuff that Bananas gas off when they go bad and everything else aroud them goes bad too ? Quasi extra fast ripening ?
 

Bobby Boucher

Active member
Lol. Not all farts are created equal, guys. I let out a few good ones every once in awhile that I wouldn't let anywhere near my nugs. Ya'll can call me crazy but I believe in sanctity. I should start a thread where I do a side by side in cupboards with a control plant, and a plant I throw wasabi farts on every day. Ya'll can make your pick of which one you'd rather smoke.

That being said, anyone who grows real weight doesn't have time to be stepping outside their grow to fart. I only grow 2 plants and I find myself farting uncontrollably in my tent almost every day. If you are letting out intestinally-distressed "I have to go shit" farts into your grow though, you're nasty, and you need to take your nasty ass stink over to fertilize your own personal nugs, or just go take a shit already like a normal person.

Not to be crass, but the argument that farts are good for nugs is freaking laughable. Would you want to be farted on every day? Would you fart on your apples before taking them to sale? Are you going to go running to your tent every time you feel a fart coming on, or are you going to bottle and seal them from the sofa? Skip the middle man altogether and throw a turd in front of a fan? Transversely, are you going to fart yourself before you get in your tent? Bean-o? The whole argument seems moot considering the logistics.

If you gotta fart, fart. If it stinks like shit, go take your nasty ass to the toilet. If you can avoid putting nasty mercaptans into your grow, do so. If not, phuck it. Whatever you do, please don't pull down your drawers and purposefully fart on your nuggets, I'm begging you.
 

Bobby Boucher

Active member
On some real shit, I let out a series of farts last night so loud and spastic that it woke me up and had me laughing to myself a little bit. I had another series while I was sleeping this morning that woke my gf up and had her cracking up. Then I tweezed a fucking raisin out of her inner ear.

18 hours later and I can't stop farting. Ripping as I type this sentence. 3 spastic little guys. 4.
 

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