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Funny things the guy at the hydro store says

siftedunity

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last time i went to my local shop he said i should be getting 60 oz from 1x 1000w hps or im doing crap. i kinda gave up from that point
 
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TribalSeeds

last time i went to my local shop he said i should be getting 60 oz from 1x 1000w hps or im doing crap. i kinda gave up from that point

Thats only with the Grandmaster Grower full line!

Grandmaster Complete Bundle package

This bundle is designed to use in conjunction with one of the three Ph / PPM Perfect base nutrients
Micro, Grow & Bloom
Sensi Bloom 2 part
Connoisseur 2 Part

This package contains all 4 Bigger Flowers Bundles:

B52 1 liter
Bigbud 1 liter
Voodoo Juice 1 liter
Overdrive 1 liter
Bud Candy 1 liter
Piranha 1 liter
Final Phase 1 liter
Nirvana 1 liter
Tarantula 1 liter
Sensi Zym 1 liter
Bud Ignitor 1 liter
Bud Factor X 1 liter
Rhino Skin 1 liter



List Price: 766.00 US$
Price: 716.00 US$

Well worth it when you pull 60oz from 1,000W on average! The bottles pay for themselves!
Plus you get to choose what base nutes to mix with your additives!
 

Hash Zeppelin

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ICMag Donor
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I guess have been very lucky. I have done business with 3 hydro shops in my entire life, and they were all very knowledgeable, and have given me good deal. The one I have now is the best. we throw ideas around and they know what everything is and will order anything they dont have. they give me new products to test for them. they tell me how to avoid certain issues when combining certain products. all sorts of stuff. great group of guys there.
 

vaped

Active member
I loved my job at the hydro store. I could get baked and wait for the next customer to come in wondering how he could get bigger buds cheaper. Same answer every time this is how I grow... this is what i use and do this is what I get. 90% of hydro store customers are fcking retards.... That is what us guys behind the counter deal with. The other ten percent come in get their shit and want to get out only saying thank you...... they are the real growers. Us guys behind the counter are just here to get our suplies at cost.
 

MIway

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Thats only with the Grandmaster Grower full line!

Grandmaster Complete Bundle package

This bundle is designed to use in conjunction with one of the three Ph / PPM Perfect base nutrients
Micro, Grow & Bloom
Sensi Bloom 2 part
Connoisseur 2 Part

This package contains all 4 Bigger Flowers Bundles:

B52 1 liter
Bigbud 1 liter
Voodoo Juice 1 liter
Overdrive 1 liter
Bud Candy 1 liter
Piranha 1 liter
Final Phase 1 liter
Nirvana 1 liter
Tarantula 1 liter
Sensi Zym 1 liter
Bud Ignitor 1 liter
Bud Factor X 1 liter
Rhino Skin 1 liter



List Price: 766.00 US$
Price: 716.00 US$

Well worth it when you pull 60oz from 1,000W on average! The bottles pay for themselves!
Plus you get to choose what base nutes to mix with your additives!



And you get a free t shirt with ur next re-up. Don't forget to snag a freebie rosebud mag!
 

unclefishstick

Fancy Janitor
ICMag Donor
Veteran
I loved my job at the hydro store. I could get baked and wait for the next customer to come in wondering how he could get bigger buds cheaper. Same answer every time this is how I grow... this is what i use and do this is what I get. 90% of hydro store customers are fcking retards.... That is what us guys behind the counter deal with. The other ten percent come in get their shit and want to get out only saying thank you...... they are the real growers. Us guys behind the counter are just here to get our suplies at cost.
no kidding,if i had a dollar for every time i had to explain.."no,thats just a reflector,you still need a bulb and ballast" i could buy the store and burn it to the ground!!

you know what i tell the folks looking for magic in a bottle? there is something,its called knowledge,go buy a book or get online if you want bigger buds...
 

siftedunity

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Veteran
oi! this thread is about dumbass motherfuckers who run these stores not us decent customers. most dont have a clue what they are on about. even the ones who can grow still talk shit!
 

unclefishstick

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oi! this thread is about dumbass motherfuckers who run these stores not us decent customers. most dont have a clue what they are on about. even the ones who can grow still talk shit!
its a two way street,theres plenty of dumbass customers i can assure you...

and seriously,what the fuck are people doing asking strangers questions about something thats supposed to be kept quiet anyway? seriosly,do your own reading before you go into the store,answer your own questions.because if you think about,some wage slave in a grow shop is hardly likely to be all that good a grower,if they were,they most likely wouldnt be working in a dodgy shop now would they?
 

siftedunity

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Veteran
its a two way street,theres plenty of dumbass customers i can assure you...

and seriously,what the fuck are people doing asking strangers questions about something thats supposed to be kept quiet anyway? seriosly,do your own reading before you go into the store,answer your own questions.because if you think about,some wage slave in a grow shop is hardly likely to be all that good a grower,if they were,they most likely wouldnt be working in a dodgy shop now would they?


it may be a two way street but the title of this thread is what i was highlighting.

yup i agree though. although alot of them seem so be failed growers or retired. some still grow though.
 

demasoni

Member
"yeah, its fine to use a pyrethrin bmb in a 3x4' flowering cabinet near harvest"

absolutely hilarious (sarcasm). More like "fine" for use in a 3000 sq ft green house.

... and "it (pyreth) rinses off no problem, totally safe for flowering"...

Oh I think he meant to say it never comes off but its more important to make that $30 selling a toxic substance.
 

zeke99

Active member
"The ballast that you bought on amazon sucks"
"Vertical growing? Never heard of it."
"If you don't use this 14 bottle nutrients system, than you're doing it wrong"

I hate some of these fucking guys. The only reason that I shop in the stores is for an immediate need and I can't wait for items to be shipped. I feel bad for the new growers in states that are legalizing, because in many ways, they are getting taken for a ride. Some store owners and their employees mean well and others do not.
 

troutman

Seed Whore
What made me laugh the last time I went to my local grow store is seeing 4L bottles of ISO.

Like tomato growers need that. :biggrin:
 

St. Phatty

Active member
Once I met another grower, at a garden supply store, who was buying sulfur something.

He said he mixed it in quantities where Sulfur was a primary fertilizer, like Nitrogen.

I didn't get the impression he was kidding. Just really into Sulfur as a plant nutrient.
 

Lester Beans

Frequent Flyer
Veteran
I rarely visit these places but I stopped in for a few 1/4" tubing pieces I needed. The guy at the counter is telling a customer that names of weed are bullshit. There are only two types. Indica and sativa. He says blueberry, glue, northern lights, are all the same thing...indica.

I laughed out loud and they looked at me funny. Got my parts and left without saying a word.

Idiots.
 

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