I got one and it's AWESOME:
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i see that twice now...what the hell is it supposed to mean...some kind of threat or something hidden meaning or just you talkig out your ass
imnotcrazy said:I got one and it's AWESOME:
Cause this thread is "funny shit" and it's funny
In the other thread Positive Rep was mistakenly given as Negative Rep so it was kinda a warning to the dumbass, hell if he can't click on the circle to give Rep properly I figured he'd need the advice
In the other thread Positive Rep was mistakenly given as Negative Rep so it was kinda a warning to the dumbass, hell if he can't click on the circle to give Rep properly I figured he'd need the advice
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Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope and Moses. They were troubled because the President of the United States was behaving in an inappropriate manner and there were many people who saw nothing wrong in what he had done. They decided that the only course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across.
Now, the problem remained exactly how to word this new commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion they concluded: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
Now, the problem remained exactly how to word this new commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion they concluded: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
A Little boy was eating chocolate cake and smeared it all over his face then turned to his mother and said, Look Mom Im Black ! The mother slapped the little boy in the head and said, Thats not nice we do not do these things in this house ! Go show your Father what you have done ! The little boy then went into his Fathers room and said look Dad Im black ! The Father slapped the little boy in the head and said, we do not do these things in this house ! The little boy then returned to the kitchen and his mother ask, well did you learn anything ? The little boy said, Ya, I have only been black for 5 minutes and I already hate you White People !
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in the name of science
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one more please
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you bst be stoned or you're an idiot... i'm shrooming and i still understand it!
you bst be stoned or you're an idiot... i'm shrooming and i still understand it!
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Joke:He's Gone Too Far!
This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."
Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.
The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.
So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her crotch and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"
The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"
This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."
Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.
The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.
So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her crotch and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"
The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"
