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I call BS on this one, sharp enough to shave his head???
That hatchet should've taken the top of his ear off too.
Umm, S4L, you got a good buzz going last night?
age, continued lack of quality sleep, and that 'long ago' 8+ years of cocaine addiction seems to be taking its toll. the weed I've smoked over the years has actually imparted focus on my overactive mind.
I'm 60 now, back in my school days they really weren't diagnosing ADD or ADHD like they do today, and thank god, I missed all the shit they've been prescribing to today's kids.
I woke up the other day @ 7:40pm, light leaking in thru the window told me that it must be in the a.m., I felt so refreshed that I was certain that it was the next day. And even though I checked the onscreen cable guide & my computer for the current time I was somehow unconvinced that it wasn't somehow the next morning anyway.
My mind has been so muddied lately that I asked my doctor to test me & prescribe Alzheimer meds if needed. She gave me a standardized 31 question verbal test, gonna be honest, I was confused and almost disappointed when I got all 31 correct. Why is my mind now going to shit? Lack of quality sleep is the likely culprit.
okay, I've said enough, but any guy wearing
red kicks deserves what this guy gets below.
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I think a drug test is in order
I think a drug test is in order
I think a drug test is in order
I did that once, and I wasn't even stoned. It must happen fairly frequently, all the gas pumps have those breakaway nozzles.
Same here, twice. I gave up going inside. It's only happened when I start pumping, then go inside to get a soda, lottery ticket or something. I come outside thinking about how I'm going to spent those lottery winnings or some such thing, hop in my car and drive away. kerchunk.
I did that once, and I wasn't even stoned. It must happen fairly frequently, all the gas pumps have those breakaway nozzles.
I have never done it, but my wife did once. She said she drove away then later found out what she had done and went back to the gas station. She told the clerk what happened and once the clerk found out that it had not happened while that clerk was on duty, the clerk did not give a damn. It didn't cost my wife (me) any money, so I was happy about that.
Bobby Boucher
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I watched this poor dumbass I knew long ago completely depress and set the auto-engage on a gas nozzle before he fully inserted it into the gas tank. As soon as he got the first spray of gas on him and realized he was too fucking stupid and inexperienced to disengage the nozzle, he panicked and started intentionally hosing his pants down in an effort to keep gasoline off the ground.. Sprayed like 12 bucks of gas before he thought to try and stick the nozzle back into the gas tank.
Probably the stupidest shit I've ever witnessed. Cut off then and there.
Probably the stupidest shit I've ever witnessed. Cut off then and there.
