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Absolem

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Switcher56

Comfortably numb!
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.


The final test was for them to line-up in a straight row, totally
nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model
danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood and they were
told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual
purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up... and all the other bells started to ring.
 

Switcher56

Comfortably numb!
Every week, Bob entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did.

One day, after praying vigorously and hoping for God's message, he headed out to the State Fair.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.

She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties.

He could see the number 7 written on each of her butt cheeks.

He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a sign.

Bob lost again.

So sad!
The winning number was 707.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
 
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