RMS
The Xmas tree is also a symbol of male fertility, not even kidding, so this is actually quite appropriate!
i remember years ago i was drinking tons of beer on the lake and their was no way i was gonna make it back in time.i was drunk and combined with my shy blatter and people staring at me with my cock out i couldnt really piss on the boat.i tried but it wasnt coming out.i ran to the porta potty just for it to be occupied.thought my kidney was gonna burst.
holy shit!ive never thought of smoking weed out of bacon! i love the taste of both but now im conflicted!bacon flavored weed or weed flavored weed?i just dont know anymore.my life just got turned upside down