Funny Bad Habits Anyone?

[Lester Beans]

Yessir!

 

[dddaver]

I don't close the kitchen cabinets. It drives people crazy. I don't see the point in closing them.

My wife did that, until I was standing up after getting something from lower cupboard once and caught a fucking corner of a cabinet door, that dumb bitch had left open, right on the top of my head. Hurt bad. You must like eating the house dust that gets on your dishes too, unless of course your house is completely dust-free, so different than every other house I've ever been in. Getting hit by a door somebody leaves open kinda hurts dude. Funny to you I guess, not to anyone else.

 

[sprinkl]

I like to make things hard for myself. I never take the easy route.

I think that's where my postponing habit comes from. You might say he's taking the easy way by not doing it, but by the time you really need to start doing, it costs such an effort to even realistically think about finally getting to do it, it drains all of my energy. And then you still have to actually do it. Sitting in the couch postponing shit = hardmode.

 

[stoned-trout]

paper plates rule....yeehaw..I own one plate and its Teflon...ha ha

 

[Green Squall]

My wife did that, until I was standing up after getting something from lower cupboard once and caught a fucking corner of a cabinet door, that dumb bitch had left open, right on the top of my head. Hurt bad. You must like eating the house dust that gets on your dishes too, unless of course your house is completely dust-free, so different than every other house I've ever been in. Getting hit by a door somebody leaves open kinda hurts dude. Funny to you I guess, not to anyone else.

Wow somebodys having a bad day. Relax.

 

[DR.Thrax]

I always smoke two smokes

 

[Sisu]

Yeah, every time I turn on the microwave I shit my pants and forget my name for a week.

You serious Clark?

Don't know if it's bad but I shit in a bucket and piss in a jug. Off grid baby, it's all good.

 

[blastfrompast]

I used to leave cupboard doors open till I split my head open on the corner of one....THANK-YOU crazy-glue for fixing that slice.

NEVER AGAIN.

My biggest thing is grabbing something outta the deep freeze, putting it on top of the fridge and forgetting aobut it.

DId that with a salmon fillet yesterday...wifey found it....