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fuck the police...

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
Veteran
I done lots of shark fishing, including hammerheads in florida ,,I know better...people dangle stringers of fish and wonder why sharks come round...a few fellow yakkers told me they are being followed to shore...I am ordering some wire and crimpers and such to make trouts custom rigs again...prob oct 1st I should be ready for some fun....yeehaw..its a strange fishing season this year here,, lots of unusual fish showing up close to shore...yellowtail and striped bass too,,the bonefishing has been real good too..people don't realize they are here in certain areas.. wtf....
 

Mikell

Dipshit Know-Nothing
ICMag Donor
Veteran
*sigh*

So no cockmeat sammiches?

And I wasted all that time laughing my ass off.

On a more serious note, glad you're safe ;)
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
Veteran
I never once had any issues that way inside...no one ever tried that..i did fight a lot tho ...there was a time I liked to fight a lot when younger.....yeehaw...yup I am ok except for a few broken ribs from falling on rocks on mission beach jetty fishing..i slipped between boulders while fighting a huge ray and fell prob 6 ft or so ....lol..got some plants going and seeds poppin ...might relocate in spring or sooner so I gots to make seeds..some fems too,,
 

Midwest sticky

Resident Smartass & midget connoisseur
Fuck em!!
Don't let the bastards get to ya trout, keep doing your thing!
Never have a partner it's always someone you trust that fucks ya over and leads to bad shit...
Only trust yourself bro! And I'm speaking from experience, I only ever had one partner and he got caught with 1 measly ass zip and The little coward bitch dimed me out to save his own ass from maybe a year of paper or at the most a couple months locked up and I ended up spending years locked away from my family cause of that rat bitch.
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
Veteran
yes there is. theres also lots of bugs and snow/ harsh climate..been there done that not sure if I am up for that again...love maine its in my blood fo shure...miss it along with new England......theres nowhere here to get away from people like there.. even in the yak ,,now theres a new brand of watercraft assholes Paddleboarders.. paddling right through my chum area for bait , and paddling round right where I fish when they got the whole damn ocean/water..errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. I now carry some bigger spoons /krocodiles and extra heavy weights along with heavier line...they soon get the idea...yeehaw...I now have a paddleboarder rod ...lol..8 oz silver flying through the air highspeed...
 

magisherman

New member
Ahhh yes the fun of having a Yaker/paddled boarder think they are doing me a favor by passing 80 yards out front of me.... They quickly learn I can put a plug inbetween there eyes at 100 yrds.....lol. God bless you for letting fish dictate your next spot!!!
 

billy_big_bud!

Proud Cannadian Cannabist
Veteran
lol. it is so weird the differences in the penal (lulz) system on either side of the border. us prison=daily man rape. canadian prison=if you even imply you would try that you get banged the fuck out by pretty much everyone who is not busy at the moment and very few guys are busy.
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
Veteran
lol. it is so weird the differences in the penal (lulz) system on either side of the border. us prison=daily man rape. canadian prison=if you even imply you would try that you get banged the fuck out by pretty much everyone who is not busy at the moment and very few guys are busy.

Whether that happens in US prisons or not depends a lot on the way one conducts themselves. If you make it known early on that you'd rather fight then swish people will usually leave you alone, they mainly target the weak and timid because there is less chance of trouble.
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
Veteran
ya that ..I once had to make a cellie roll it up once as he gave up his sneakers to some asshole...lol ..have heart atleast...you want a good cell mate to have your back ...lol...yeehaw
 

Green Squall

Well-known member
Veteran
I saw the son of some dick cop I used to know in the police log the other day. It made my morning :)

Trout, can't think of many places to avoid the harsh winter other than the west coast and the south. But the south isn't very friendly towards the herb. I'm definitely not looking fwd to another winter up here. I might cry.
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
Veteran
I lived in Daytona,lauderdale and the keys ..I sold a lot of pot in Daytona on the boardwalk....people was always asking me anyhow..... some tourist snowbirds would be repeat business and pass on the info to friends.... I also sold to mtv crew during spring break..i was there in the beginning before it all went wrong...headbangers ball still rocked... i did quite well and the cops never could catch me doing anything...higher sentances = higher payoff/prices....yeehaw...flats fishing in the keys is awesome ..that's what I miss most..tarpon.,,permit and bonefish in the same day ,,,then go offshore...
 
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