Seems there were three (or four? five?) growth nodes hiding down in between the cotyledon at the base of the 'tulip' leaf. Two are identifiable - One appears to be a somewhat normal 'twirled' leaf mutation, and the other may be another tulip / cup leaf:
What is that?
Is that a... funnel?
A cup-shaped leaf?
New pics tomorrow, but I thought I'd throw an interesting update out there; The largest of the tiny growth tips at the base of the teacup 'leaf' eventually grew up, surpassed the teacup, and ultimately became a totally normal looking meristem.
Now that it's gotten a bit bigger, I've noticed for the first time today that this unsexed weirdo also has three growth tips coming from every node!