favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[ezak420]

life advances into its own purpose; the experience of its own existence.

 

[bottomland]

Don't piss on me, n try to tell me it's raining

 

[Puffin13]

"For centuries, marijuana has been used as a self-prescribed remedy for the terminal disease known as 'being alive'". ...Steve Carell, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

 

[Spider Crab]

As dry as a wooden tit.

 

[toppin]

As Dead as a witches tit.

As Cold as a witches tit.

As Flat as a witches tit.

 

[tropicannayeah]

Here's a very Aussie saying ..
"I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger"

I haven't lived there since the 80's, so it's probably rarely said nowadays....it means "I'm really thirsty for a beer"

 

[tropicannayeah]

the bigger they are,the harder they fall !

My old karate teacher used to say " the bigger they are, the more there is to hit"..and he always laughed when he said it..lol

 

[toppin]

Here's a very Aussie saying ..
"I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger"

I haven't lived there since the 80's, so it's probably rarely said nowadays....it means "I'm really thirsty for a beer"

Like it, going to use that today lol

 

[Slim Pickens]

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman who produces the cloth will starve in the process.

Benjamin Harrison

 

[tropicannayeah]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy!

I'm still working on an ending for this version " I'd rather have a bong in front of me than...

 

[stoned-trout]

she is a carpenters dream....flat as a board ,thin as a nail and easy to screw.....yeehaw...no hate mail please...lol

 

[Stoner4Life]

I'm still working on an ending for this version " I'd rather have a bong in front of me than...

I'd rather have a blunt in front of
me than be affronted bluntly.......

 

[noyd666]

GOTT'A GO CHOKE A'DARKIE

 

[barnyard]

Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

 

[bottomland]

Two things smell like fish, n fish, is one of um.

 

[armedoldhippy]

"arrrr, matey! gaze not upon yon pink-tipped mounds of pleasure!" from a drunken friend of mine (now deceased) in a bar on "talk like a pirate day" in 1998. buxom barmaid never DID figure out what he was babbling about, LOL! Rest in Peace, Paul...

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[noyd666]

sooner fuk er than the gate post.

 

[willyweed]

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make

stolen from hermanthegerman ty.ww

 

[hayday]

It's raining cats and dogs.(never really grasped the concept here)
Three sheets to the wind.(what happens to me when I.R.C.& D.)