favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[OranguTrump]

Bob's your Uncle

 

[whatsmells]

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Don't trust anybody under 30

 

[mr.brunch]

Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do.

Benjamin Spock

 

[armedoldhippy]

Damn it man! I cut it twice and it's still too short!

yeah, but it is square on both ends now...right?

 

[makedon]

 

[snuggles]

 

[willyweed]

sharing is caring .

 

[MicroRoy]

My mother .

You are like two old hens fighting over a turd.

 

[bench warmer]

Nuff said.

 

[mr.brunch]

My grandmother

Shut your mouth and give your ears a chance

 

[LowFalutin]

"You gotta be fucking kidding..."
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[MicroRoy]

A whistling girl and a crowing hen always meet with some bad end.

 

[M.R.GT]

" If you gonna be stupid, Ya gotta be tough!!!"

"If a frog had wings, he would get eagle pussy!!"

"Boy you could tear up a brick shithouse with a rubber mallet!!"

"Ass out, booty stinking"

 

[dddaver]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

or

Does a frog bump his ass as he hops?

 

[BakedBandit]

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die

 

[mr.brunch]

My mother

If you're going to Tell lies, you better have a good memory

 

[MicroRoy]

Warer at nite before a hot day and you will have dead trees at noon.

 

[MicroRoy]

Water

 

[aridbud]

A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut.

I don't believe in fate. I can't believe in fate - not anymore. I believe you dictate the river of fate through your own actions.