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tropicannayeah
never a lender or a borrower be
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tropicannayeah
the gun is always loaded and the horse always kicks
Trespassers beware:
The little ribbons you see hanging here
and there are actually windage indicators.
The little ribbons you see hanging here
and there are actually windage indicators.
you learn a lot more when you listen instead of talk!!!!!!...ha ha stoner I used to leave targets on trees and occasional arrows stuck in trees when I was on farm years back...
It wasn't me officerPrimalHaze
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This thread ALMOST inspired me to start an opposite thread: which expressions you HATE the most!But, I want to be positive, and besides, many of these expressions alternately amuse and annoy me anyway!
Well, an older slightly crazy guy my single mom dated when we were kids was full of expressions:
If you asked why: "Y, dats where da train turns around".
If you said/did something he felt was dumb: "When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains, and you took a long ride".
if a bug was hovering around you: "Dats a sooner bug, he'd sooner bite you dan me!"
driving a nail: "no ticky ticky, bangy bangy"
Other expressions of his:
"you got 2 speeds, slow and slower" (or "neutral and reverse")
"you're slower than cold molasses running up hill"
"going ass over tea kettle"
"wouldn't do it for all the tea in China"
"Ann Howe, that's a cousin of mine"
"I'm going home to mother pillow"
"alice bluegown"
"suzy Q"
"2 ton tony galento"
"couhon, portica, keep eating like that and you'll be mister 5 x 5"
"there's a sucker born every minute"
"You took me for a sucker, hook line and sinker"
"children should be seen and not heard"
"born with a sliver spoon in your mouth"
"what are you doing, playing pocket pool?"
"doctor boo-boo" (a shrink)
"merry christmas" (the neighboring farmer)
"reverend liberty" (neighboring preacher with similar last name)
"Frankie not-so-hotra"
"I'll kick you in your pistachio" (or "rastasas")
"mather, that's what makes the grass grow green"
"you live and you learn"
"you're like those guys at [local mental hospital]: they push the wheelbarrow upside down so no one can put anything in it"
"wiseass", "professor honk-honk", "dilbert"
lol, haha spacetoker thats some funny shit. what a character
sounds like a guy i know that calls skunks... poo-poo kitties.
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Kendo The Green
Member
With 16 acres, 4 businesses, garden to tend + goals and dreams I live by this saying EVERyday.
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
favorite saying
favorite saying
please pass the turkey & stuffin'.......
EDIT:
Gladice! GLADICE!!! Leave me some dark meat you evilest bitch!!!
favorite saying
please pass the turkey & stuffin'.......
EDIT:
Gladice! GLADICE!!! Leave me some dark meat you evilest bitch!!!
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Merrywanna
"Everybody likes a little ass but nobody likes a smart ass"
My old man sometime in the 70's.
My old man sometime in the 70's.
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noyd666
well diggle me doggle!!
this is a good place for this
unless of course it's Saturday night, and she's wearing the matched set that says Wednesday on them.......
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willyweed
what goes up must come down
