favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[willyweed]

Throwing a hotdog down a hallway - family guy

throwing a sausage up the hight street ! i have heard said in the uk

 

[Capt.Ahab]

A saying for difficulty... "Like counting a bag full of cats".

 

[willyweed]

you can run,but ya can't hide

 

[Capt.Ahab]

"You can run but you'll just die tired."

 

[Capt.Ahab]

"Either Fish or Cut Bait"

 

[Capt.Ahab]

"That no good egg sucking dog is lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut."

 

[tropicannayeah]

"He is lower than shark shit"

This saying is almost universally (and so very aptly) used to describe lawyers

 

[Capt.Ahab]

"She is like a town bike. Everyone's had a ride."

 

[Capt.Ahab]

"When the well runs dry it's time to haul water."

 

[im me]

Man were not hard, we're soft as baby shit

 

[Bud Green]

"SHUT UP and fish!"

 

[klondike_kid]

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Considering employment....One boy worth three,two boys worth one and three boys worth none.

 

[BB420]

lizard lick towing has some real good ones ! "That's the only problem in this world, too many freaks and not enough circuses "and "The last thing I need is to mess with some backwoods hillbilly who's gonna hand me my tailbone and tell me how to cook it."

 

[Hank Hemp]

Hey I resemble that remark.

 

[JKD]

"Better go and have a shit before I have a shit without going"

 

[Stoner4Life]

mistakes are the portals of discovery.......

 

[noyd666]

BLOW ME AWAY WITH A FEATHER

 

[Harry Gypsna]

In the correct thread this time....

One that really made me smile, was the chick who said I had
"A cock like a baby's arm".
It made me smile for very obvious reasons, as well as the delightful turn of phrase.
She really knew how to stroke a dudes................ego.

 

[bakedline]

Imagine

Imagine

"Everything Fixes we just need everyone to go along with it"
Please excuse me if it's inaccurate it's John Lennon at least I know he said "Everything Fixes"