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[accessndx]

Stupid is as stupid does...

Stupid is as stupid does...

Welcome to the Northeast Purkle...You'll get used to the shitbags here...The herb is tremendous enough to make up for it.

Just when you think all the aholes are eliminated. Dude, can't you see this is first and foremost a TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE place to post Purkle's messages?

It's F.U.C.K.E.M.: FOR MEMBERS, or ASPIRING MEMBERS.

NOT PEOPLE WHO WANT TO LEECH OFF F.U.C.K.E.M. PEEPS OR WORSE!!!

You don't find it the LEAST bit sketchy that Purp comes outta nowhere with guns blazing looking for people in UPSTATE NY, we've never spoken with him...and he's coming from Cali?

If he's sincere about needing info. about hotels, roads etc...that's what f*cking MAPQUEST, ORBITZ, PRICELINE and all that other crap is for!

Now you: with your giant repertoire of posts: an unbelievable and whopping "15" comes out of an equally shifty zone and starts defending that type of goofy behavior. WTF. Are you an asshat?

Why don't you choke down a valium and chill. Wanting to be safe is not being a "sh*tbag". Being an invasive and mouthy n00b is being a "do*chebag" however.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

asshat just happens to be one of my favorite online words
i got a scab on my knee from romping with the kids the other day
i just named it "MeltingPot"
PICK - FLICK

 

[MeltingPot]

Sorry for posting here brothers...did not take the members thing serious enough I guess...Good job defending your thread.
MP

 

[cocktail frank]

melting pot has a point, i know im a shitbag
we are a bunch of wise cracking asshats, no?
im sure melting pot is a new nick for an old member, just gotta figure out who......

p.s. the baby squirted diarhea on my wifes hand this morning during a diaper change.
it was gross, being i was in the middle of eating a nice egg omelette while it happened.
almost lost my breakfast there.

 

[accessndx]

Sorry for posting here brothers...did not take the members thing serious enough I guess...Good job defending your thread.
MP

It's not WHO'S POSTING...it's HOW they're posting. After all that piss and vinegar....you tell us "good job"? How about not rolling into threads and making a big stink out of something that's obviously out of line? Then you don't have to apologize or backpedal...

 

[Raistlin Majere]

no prob MP

CF
LMAO bro hehehe - and the fun begins
my son just got his first tooth in yesterday, i found out when he bit my nose !!

 

[accessndx]

p.s. the baby squirted diarhea on my wifes hand this morning during a diaper change.
it was gross, being i was in the middle of eating a nice egg omelette while it happened.
almost lost my breakfast there.

That would be my Q to start wearing really dark shades during breakfast. Maybe even those blinders they put on horses...LOL. You'll need a large pair of earmuffs to dampen the horrifying sounds also...

I hope things only get better (I'm not sure what the hell I mean there, but let's just say solid is a better direction than liquid...???)

As far as melting pot is concerned; if he is an older member...then he should know a bit better. I suggest you send your old diapers to him.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

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[accessndx]

Ouch.

Ouch.

my son just got his first tooth in yesterday, i found out when he bit my nose !!

I keep hearing that "crunching/chomping" sound that happens whenever they play those "America's funnies home videos" and someone gets bit by something...

 

[xOOx]

MeltingPot- i love pot fondue mon

LOL CF

so what plant smells like A&D ointment?
for some reason, rotten +
overcooked +
jimmy dean sausage biscuits +
a little bit o poop, come to mind

xoox

 

[Raistlin Majere]

alright guys dig through your gallerys, this no pic shyt is getting to me now

 

[hubcap]

whats up there hoffa....lmao......im around man not as much because ive been enjoying my summer vac but im lurking.......

dude
same story here.


its hard to work with weather like this.

be certain to hit me up if youre ever close!

nice ta see you all. hopefully all is well.

heres a pic so raisltin majere dont turn me into a kender.

 

[cellardweller]

o man I cant beleive I just missed all of the fun! but I was fishin before work so I geuss it balances out.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

hey where's my spell book ?
"HUBCAP !!!!!"
YOU LITTLE THEIF, no i didn't drop it either

 

[Rood Spook]

the baby squirted diarhea on my wifes hand this morning during a diaper change.

LOL,wait till they start shittin multi colored like geese!!green,white,yellow,you'll get the picture
ChemD Bx1

 

[Raistlin Majere]

my daughter loves corn
thats fun too CF

 

[cellardweller]

Doh! thats just nasty boy!

 

[Raistlin Majere]

damn i lost my lemon juice what's it say LOL

 

[Prof Sublime]

Thank god I have no kids.

 

[spadedNfaded]

damn i leave and all the sudden everyone starts talking about diarrhea?! ha ha ha
I don't have the time to list all ur damn names so HELLO FUCKEM'ers!!!!

I'm in the same boat UBER, i'm on IC almost every day just lurking, checkin out new shit but i feel that i'm not a big contributor as of lately so i just pop up to say hello every once in a while.

Don't worry though, you will be seeing good things from me very near in the future.
I got my cab, beans, equipment and everything else i need. Just waiting till the clock strikes 12 so to speak.

Actually, i've been meaning to post up a coupla pics of recent nuggage and a few other shots of some things i just received in the mail!!! so stay tuned you should be seeing things from me soon!!!