Experience with synthetic urine?

[trumie04]

I am looking to get a synthetic urine kit to pass a pre-employment drug screening. I was wondering if anyone here on the forums had any personal experience using any of these products.

I am not looking for other 'secret' methods of beating drug tests, I just want to know which brand/company was better. Peace!

 

[TwoOhSix!]

www.whizzinator.com you can order the synthetic urine separately, comes in little vials of powder. I never had to actually use it, but u just add warm water to it and find some method of delivery (squirty bottle +hand warmers) if you don't wanna pay for the fake weiner (its expensive and u only need it if someones actually watching you pee).

 

[Jack D Ripper]

Ive used synthetic urine... works like a charm. just follow the directions and rehydrate it with the proper amount of water. And you might want to do a practice run with warm water to make sure you can pull it off covertly, and at the right temp.

 

[dfa]

i've used Urine Luck and it worked. Make sure you keep the fake piss heated.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Quick Fix Formula 4.0 Is the way to go. just need it and an ace bandage to strap it to your leg.

 

[NOKUY]

hand warmers in your pocket.

 

[chubbynugs]

I have used a whizzinator over a hundred times while on parole and passed every test. if you know you arent gonna get a physical and noone is gonna watch you you can get the Number One. The same company that makes whizzinator i believe makes it but dont quote me on that.

 

[cocktail frank]

i dont know if it works, but it doesnt taste like lemonade.
do not drink

 

[nycdfan042]

^^ hahaha....

i used it once..and it worked...i used the puck technology one....i actually have one sealed in plastic in the box ready..just in case!!! theya ctually have enough for two tests...

 

[trumie04]

Thanks everyone. I'll try to find some of those brands online. I really appreciate it. Peace!

 

[Verite]

The special way they tell real from synthetic.

 

[Guest]

ya i've used it the only problem you might have is keeping it at the proper temperature but if you heat it up and then hold it next to your nuts you should be fine. i passed a few pre-employment tests like that, and i was smoking in my car like 10 minutes before i went in to take the test

 

[Verite]

ya i've used it the only problem you might have is keeping it at the proper temperature but if you heat it up and then hold it next to your nuts you should be fine. i passed a few pre-employment tests like that, and i was smoking in my car like 10 minutes before i went in to take the test

I understand the heating up part but is there any other reason besides fun to hold it next to your nuts?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Just used mine today. Wasnt stoned walking into the test. I sure was stoned walkin back into work after lunch

 

[Guest]

nuts aren't only for fun, they also keep it warm

 

[Verite]

Thats why nuts are on the outside. Because functional 'swimmers' cant be made well at body temp.

 

[FallenBuddha]

you can count me among the satisfied customers of the whizzinator, it worked for my probation piss tests. definitley worth it.


peace -fb

 

[RED145]

I have used and can vouch for synthetic urine,works like a charm.Temp could possibly be an issue so use water thats a little hot.Under the nuts wont hold the proper temp,thats the beauty of the whizzinator tho,comes with battery operated warmer and lifelike dong in case ya get a looker,pricey tho.Good Luck

 

[FallenBuddha]

I have used and can vouch for synthetic urine,works like a charm.Temp could possibly be an issue so use water thats a little hot.Under the nuts wont hold the proper temp,thats the beauty of the whizzinator tho,comes with battery operated warmer and lifelike dong in case ya get a looker,pricey tho.Good Luck

the whizzinator does not come with a battery operated warmer. it uses stick on hand warmers to hold the temp.

peace -fb

 

[Guest]

those hand warmers can actually make it too hot so you gotta be careful