I defended myself in court once and won. still makes me smile all these years later. ooh ya and fuck you detective moralez. you lying bastard,it came back to bite ya in the ass tho.
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Ever done this?
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I outran the cops in a '73 Plymouth Duster. Had an oz in my pocket and a bong on the floorboard, so when the blue lights came on, I hit the gas. This was 30 odd years ago and it was a semi rural area. No other cops to back him up and I was headed for the state line. I couldn't quite lose him, and he couldn't quite catch up to me, but he never got close enough to get my tag. He finally gave up and started to slow down. About then the upper radiator hose blew, but I kept my foot in it. I didn't let off until he turned around. I eased up on her, and when the engine conked out I coasted into the yard of someone I knew and borrowed the hose. I wrapped the busted hose in duct tape and limped the car home. The engine was toast, blew both head gaskets and fried the rings. I considered it well worth it. An oz is felony possession in Alabama and I had just turned 18.
That's one of those things you can only get away with once. I'd never attempt it now, but I can say I did it and got away with it. The kicker is that car had no 2nd gear.
That's one of those things you can only get away with once. I'd never attempt it now, but I can say I did it and got away with it. The kicker is that car had no 2nd gear.
I lost the cops in a pos old Honda in the city of Portland maine. me an my buddy j were cruising and the female cop that hated us spotted us and turned on lights. we drove down several streets trying to loose her but no in oldschool Honda pos. made the final quick turn down a back alley and the cop crashed. she went to hospital we went to get more weed.yeehaw fun times. well till they extradited me back from florida that is.
Right on! This would make a great Drive By Truckers song.
Budweiser13
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Don't feed the trolls folks nothing to see here move along... This crap should have been closed along time ago I see the mods are doing a great job again...
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What'ed I miss, or are you having a bad hair day? My suggetion is roll one, smoke it, and chill out.
There was this one time when I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!
The OrigF/clred
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it was early 71, had just gotten out of the navy, late december at night, cold as shit in the single digits (which for the town i was in, was a rarity. Girlfriend was in the car, tiny little girl wearing a goosedown jacket that gave her the Pillsbury doughboy look. WE were on Broad Street, six lanes, where there were no left turns.
Stoned out of my mind, car was full of smoke (think cheech and chong going down to the border with stacy keech in pursuit). Didn't see the "no left turn" sign, turned left, minute i did, i realized we were turning onto a 3 lane one way street, the wrong way, with all three lanes full of cars. I was driving the GF's car, a datsun 1200, it was small and had a tight turning radius so i added another leftie to make it into a U turn. The minute i did, cop car threw his lights on and pulled us.
I jumped out and the fucking smoke was literally pouring out of the car (luckily MJ wasn't that common in terms of cops knowing what it looked like or smelled like back then).
But i was nervous as hell, had a bag in the car and M had put the lit joint in a beer can/ This huge black cop walked up while his white partner stood there as "backup" - the two of them literally looked like two bulldogs with no necks. He asked me if i knew there were no U turns allowed.
Told him i did, but i had originally intended to make a left turn, hadn't noticed the "no left turn" sign cause my GF had just said something that distracted me and the left turn became a U turn to avoid trying to play bumper cars with the three lanes waiting for the light to change - he asked what she'd said - told him she'd just told me she was pregnant. He bent down to look in the car, M looked at him with the biggest eyes and the widest embarrassed smile and nodded her head in the affirmative. He looked at me, gave me my driver's license back and said "have a safe night".
I have no idea how i thought to say that - she wasn't, btw - but both of us laughed everytime we thought about.
fwiw
Stoned out of my mind, car was full of smoke (think cheech and chong going down to the border with stacy keech in pursuit). Didn't see the "no left turn" sign, turned left, minute i did, i realized we were turning onto a 3 lane one way street, the wrong way, with all three lanes full of cars. I was driving the GF's car, a datsun 1200, it was small and had a tight turning radius so i added another leftie to make it into a U turn. The minute i did, cop car threw his lights on and pulled us.
I jumped out and the fucking smoke was literally pouring out of the car (luckily MJ wasn't that common in terms of cops knowing what it looked like or smelled like back then).
But i was nervous as hell, had a bag in the car and M had put the lit joint in a beer can/ This huge black cop walked up while his white partner stood there as "backup" - the two of them literally looked like two bulldogs with no necks. He asked me if i knew there were no U turns allowed.
Told him i did, but i had originally intended to make a left turn, hadn't noticed the "no left turn" sign cause my GF had just said something that distracted me and the left turn became a U turn to avoid trying to play bumper cars with the three lanes waiting for the light to change - he asked what she'd said - told him she'd just told me she was pregnant. He bent down to look in the car, M looked at him with the biggest eyes and the widest embarrassed smile and nodded her head in the affirmative. He looked at me, gave me my driver's license back and said "have a safe night".
I have no idea how i thought to say that - she wasn't, btw - but both of us laughed everytime we thought about.
fwiw
