epic quotes (qotm) from ic members

[JamieShoes]

can't remember who said it now (or even remember exactly how it went) but when I first came here years ago there was an argument raging about mineral/organic/soil/hydro and this one guy says... "nevermind all your fancy bottles, I grow bigger buds in chicken shit and my own pee"

I had it as my sig for ages... shame I can't find that quote now...

 

[Mrs.Babba]

I don't remember who said it but there was a pic of some ladies back and the comment was "she has a six pack back"
I laughed so hard when I read that!

 

[idiit]

^^ I think there was also sumtin about 'a flat head' to go along with the six pack but I was drunk at the time....

 

[RckyMtRdnk]

Quote:
Originally Posted by whodair View Post
i wish i was heath

 

[Boyd Crowder]

instant classic

i use free range non gmo gluten free organic hippie tears on my plants

 

[idiit]

Jeez, your posts hurt my brain, i'm guessing that reality is not your native language?

prune

 

[shithawk420]

"Fuck this world.I'm gonna go cry now". Yummybud

 

[idiit]

yes,your sister and your mom were very good to me,the pie wasnt bad either!

unclefishstick (unc)

jokes on you , my sis has to be pushin 300 lbs and mom is 82, really unc ?

josey wales

 

[Mikell]

I've met plenty of folks who would like to smoke your doorknob.

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showpost.php?p=6916151&postcount=12

Epic. Also posted in epic thread.

 

[idiit]

I also like the trend towards polypharmacology that makes promiscuity a virtue.

mofeta https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=304835

^ finally some scientific evidence that promiscuity is a virtue!

 

[growsjoe1]

I could have horded her and made a lot of money but I would have spent it on drugs and beer and whores, I would have probably wasted the rest.

 

[Mikell]

I'm not sure which of these people you should punch. Stay mad until you can figure it out. Then punch him.

Blot.

 

[idiit]

The leaves get this "Elvis lip curl" thing on them the edges makes them look like their curling upwards.

norcal

^ "elvis impersonator" syndrome

 

[idiit]

Flower Peeeetchurs?

mikell

 

[idiit]

I got kinda confused when I read nuts. So you use a syringe too? Provides great control and was a better option than anything I ever found

nutes typo.

 

[Mikell]

See for me, marijuana is no different a moral proposition as was slavery.

Now while I am sure the people who operated the underground railroad or smuggled jews out of Nazi Germany were afraid of being caught aiding the enemy and being killed, they have more conviction in what they were doing than they than had regard for their own lives.

That is the extent of my relation with this plant, I have the proofs to prove the impact and justify the civil disobedience.

I do not anguish right or wrong, my moral compass is set, and it is set to a universal destination, one that is not deniable on humanistic terms.

Persecute me for doing what is right, the universe will hold me up throughout, it has gotten me to here.

I'll take a cheeseburger with two buckets of special sauce, por favor.

 

[Payaso]

Holy Crap Batman! I just found this thread

 

[idiit]

used to think I was the worst breeder...

My child support & alimony payments say different now.

manyclouds

 

[dubberz]

*drumroll*

when black people and poor white people take wood from an abandoned house it's grand larceny, when suburban white people take the same wood, it's reclaimed lumber.

Shatter is soft-core crack for white people.

Having said that, there are times I won't turn down a dab.

 

[Betterhaff]

Holy Crap Batman! I just found this thread

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