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KMK0420

and headi, you know nothing about KMK. maybe if you knew the shit some of them have been through, then yes maybe make a judgement call... but no, they write sweet ass beats with some positive uplifting lyrics. lets see you do it then if you're so good...reply with a chorus and verse that is intelligent and on-topic (pick a topic). if it was so easy and you were 14 when you wrote that shit, i'm sure by now it will only take you a few minutes.

my point, music is music. there are different types, but i can listen to eminem, bach, u2, kmk and dimmu borgir, and compare them all. different types of music, but i'm comparing them to what I like. its called an opinion. opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all fucking stink. get over it.

the people who think tupac, or biggie, or whatever dumb fucking rapper out there is "one of the greats"....no. rap isn't anything great. its repped by the same tools that run out and buy 24s for their truck because Ludacris thinks riding high in a chevy is "cool".

main topics for rap:

drugs, drug dealing, graphic details of murder, gang life, crack, coke, killing police, sex, degrading women, drinking, and more murder, guns drugs and sex.
 

steppinRazor

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KMK0420 -
hey man i apologize for bein a douche.. its beeen the first time today ive been outta weed in years (besides jail) and man what can i say.. im not taking it well.
your original statement was a little off kilter to me so i went off.. my bad.

kmk to me is still some crap but i guess like you said you got an opinion.. glad to see you're versatile in your choice of tunes tho..
much love.. god i jsut need a fuckin joint
 
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KMK0420

KMK0420 -
hey man i apologize for bein a douche.. its beeen the first time today ive been outta weed in years (besides jail) and man what can i say.. im not taking it well.
your original statement was a little off kilter to me so i went off.. my bad.

kmk to me is still some crap but i guess like you said you got an opinion.. glad to see you're versatile in your choice of tunes tho..
much love.. god i jsut need a fuckin joint

its cool, i edited my post...i look at things from a very different perspective, so people always ask me WTF i'm talking about...i make sense... at least in my head. lol

i def rep KMK, met them personally, blazed with lou dog and some others. they are cool laid back stoner dudes just doin' there thing makin money.

i like a lot of different music... even some rap...mainly for the bass, being i have an 18" sub in my truck pushin over 3kw... i'll bump tech 9, chamillionaire, unk, gucci, etc..anything that has bass. for rapping skill, i'd say tech 9 or cham beats gucci or unk, or even jeezy. but i dont like what they rap about most of the time so i dont really pay too much attention..

but, music i LIKE...kmk obviously, audioslave, evanescence, floyd, skynyrd, zeppelin, rush, rhcp, pod, the list goes on!
 

headimonster

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^^^^ right on bro - im not gona reply with a chorus lol - thats dumb - im not gonna sit here and tell u that i am more talented at writing than KMK....i dont care....they had the money to make it big, i didnt care, i got high and care more about my garden than writing music in a pathetic market (for a job)....anywaaays, im glad u like music...i like music too, but this thread is about eminems album....and i think u should listen to it with ur bass turned down and listen to the words when your stoned and ready to just laugh and be stupid....instead of critizing his lyrics when you are listenin to shit like gucci, unk and jeezy....i dunno even kno wut the first two are, and unfrotunetly i know what jeezy is yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....and the beats are mindless simple beats that is very easy to make with the equipment....since its all samples
 

steppinRazor

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but, music i LIKE...kmk obviously, audioslave, evanescence, floyd, skynyrd, zeppelin, rush, rhcp, pod, the list goes on!

zepp, floyd and some skynyrd.. there ya go


other than that i think we gotta prob..
(evenescense, pod)
:laughing:

headimonster - werd
 
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KMK0420

^^^^ right on bro - im not gona reply with a chorus lol - thats dumb - im not gonna sit here and tell u that i am more talented at writing than KMK....i dont care....they had the money to make it big, i didnt care, i got high and care more about my garden than writing music in a pathetic market (for a job)....anywaaays, im glad u like music...i like music too, but this thread is about eminems album....and i think u should listen to it with ur bass turned down and listen to the words when your stoned and ready to just laugh and be stupid....instead of critizing his lyrics when you are listenin to shit like gucci, unk and jeezy....i dunno even kno wut the first two are, and unfrotunetly i know what jeezy is yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....and the beats are mindless simple beats that is very easy to make with the equipment....since its all samples

majority of mainstream music in general are samples and beats just played the fuck out.

examples:

MIA - paper planes

jeezy took that beat.

jeezy - put on

chamillionaire took that beat.

its the same stupid beat repeated with different mindless lyrics (a good majority of the time)


i won't lie, i liked em's old shit but this new stuff...can't really get into it
 

headimonster

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now ur negating everything u have been saying? ....heh another confused KMK fan...


dude - get some rock cds and BUMP that in ur truck....bass guitar sounds great btw

for those who dont get internet sarcasm...(insert sarcastic comment here)"my fav. band is creed".....isn't POD a christian rock band too??? hahahaha
 

steppinRazor

cant stop wont stop
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aw, well, i'm sorry my opinion doesn't mean anything to you...for the fact that you have only 60 posts and registered 2 months ago - i have no idea who you are, nor do i really give a flying fuck what you think. take your negativity somewhere else douche bag. Anyways...

i could sit here and post verse after verse that KMK sings, rocks and raps to that DEMOLISH modern-day rappers. just because some motherfucker can come, sing real fast and throw words that rhyme together doesn't make you talented. being able to rap about something POSITIVE, such as FREEDOM, or LEGALIZATION (music with a cause) that in my mind decimates any rapper, or a good majority of them out.
Comparison:

Eminem:

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

KMK:

Now I've seen a lot of people who got it worse than me
Strugglin to survive, fightin just to feel free
Incarcerated over dealin with a plant
Or standing up for themselves for dealin with the man
Its hard to think in a world of today
That people get locked away for a victimless crime
Doin serious time we must be out of our minds
We need to stand up as one and get the laws refined
Its up to us to stop them right in their tracks
Start demanding the facts and make the right decision
A country run by the people was americas vision
A democratic society where we're in a position
Thats why we have the right to vote but look what happens
We legalize weed and the governments laughin
Bush is still in office and we're still in iraq
We need to open up our eyes and take the power back




Uhh, pretty black and white as to who can create music with more intelligent, positive and uplifting lyrics.

you ever listen to KRS-ONE??


also..

hah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Jp3w8Z10s
bump bump bump thats the sounda meh fiteeens when they hittin my trunk
rofl!!!!
 

headimonster

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^^^^^Exactly, i doubt this dude knows anything about good music....i mean look at his idols...
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u gotta love the one with makeup - i believe he is the front man hahaha

jus for shits and giggles here and the TOUGH times behind KMK....hehehe...looks liek they are all socal PUNKS that have had a silver spoon in their asshole their whole life... anyways read on courtesy of KMK.com


"Pakelika the masked man worked as a mime in front of the world famous Hollywood Wax Museum when the band was forming…

Brad X who over sees the production duty for all the KMK and Sub-Noize releases started off singing for the punk rock nuisances “Doggystyle” …X was also signed with another group by Easy E’s Ruthless Records…Front man for the infamous “Humble Gods” who suffered the death of two bass players “Jason Thirsk” of Pennywise fame and Bianca Butthole of Betty Bluetorch fame…Doug Carrion guitar player of Humble Gods performs all the guitar work on the KMK records…Doug also helps run Sub-Noize Records and was one time member of the Descendents and Dag Nasty…

D.J Bobby B has been supplying beats and spinning in clubs for over a decade…Bobby B was at one time the D.J for the underground hip hop group, “Da” Neighborhoods’ Bobby was a sponsored body boarder and is a Expert Freestyle Motocross rider, who rides with the godfather of motocross Mike Metzger who can be seen on KMK’s new lifestyle concert video “Stoners Reekin Havoc”…

When D-Loc is not spittin rhymes he is busy riding motocross, skateboarding or putting out DJ records under his alias “Shaky Bonez”…pretty impressive for a kid that smokes weed all day…D-Loc was also a all county basketball stand out in high school.

Johnny Richter is a high school drop-out, childhood buddy of D-Loc who was shipped around to six schools in one year before getting shipped off to boarding school, where he sang in the choir to avoid cleaning duties…Richters singing premiered on KMK new CD “Rollin Stoned” it’s the secret weapon…he’s been waiting to unleash…Richter’s flows are the foundation of the kings rhyme game…he never allows his vocals to be punched in the studio…He has a photo graphic memory and memorizes his rhymes on the spot then performs them…truly a gifted young talent…A dope slanging street hustler who raises exotic iguanas and reptiles …went from moving pounds to moving units…Richter’s party pad which was used in the filming of KMK’s first video “Suburban Life” …Had four kegs on tap and two full size Nitrous tanks…in operation at all times… Lou Dog, KMK’s drummer invented his innovative three-wheel low-rider drum kit in a stoned haze in Hollywood, CA… Lou Dog was also band mates of Brad X’s “Doggystyle” and “Humble Gods.” Brad X and Lou Dog were partners in a production Company called “Artist Groove Network” who promoted concerts, events, raves and clubs in LA for a decade. Some of those legendary clubs were: Truth, Orbit, Boogie Lounge, Society, Opium Den, Century Club, Roxbury, Shelter and the list goes on and on.

The Artist Groove Network was a concept to provide a platform for artist, DJ’s and musicians to make money so they could pursue their art without having to be constricted to a 9-5. Here are some interesting people that we have worked with them when they were starving artist: Tony and Gwen from No Doubt, Brian Baker form Bad Religion, Minor Threat fame, Yogi from Buck Cherry, Ron Goldman murder victim of O.J Simpson, Ricky Vodka from Motochrist and Humble Gods and countless others…AGN was also partners in the club Truth with Steve Levy owner of “Moonshine Music.”

AGN’s premier DJ Rob Harris, was also KMK’s 1st DJ before he was tragically killed in a skydiving accident while filming a Mountain Dew commercial. Rob was Brad X’s roommate at the time and the 1st ranked sky surfer in the world.

Suburban Noize records was founded by Brad X to give underground artists a chance to put there material out to the world. The label is a close nit group of people that wish to further each others careers.

SRH was founded by Kevin Zinger in the early 90s in Mission Beach, San Diego. The company promoted shows for bands like Pennywise, Sublime, 311 etc. After years of promoting clubs and concerts SRH started there clothing line to represent the style that they promted. Zinger met Brad X when he booked the Humble Gods on a Blink 182 show SRH put on in San Diego.

On the first day of recording KMK, debut release of “Royal Highness” D-Loc had to be bailed out of jail on a shoplifting and possession charge…D-Loc was also sited with a possession charge, when the Redondo Beach Police raided DJ Bobby B’s home studio. They proceeded to smash Bobby B’s entire glass bong collection hand blown and custom pieces, but they missed the grow room in the basement! Richter was also charged with a possession charge in the incident.

DJ Bobby had 2 DJ records on Suburban Noize Records “99 Rips” and “Built from Scratch” and a 3rd on the way and Bobby B is currently producing Pakelika’s solo debut album “Another Cult Classic,” which is out now.

Brad X’s brother Spike is the Corporate Avenger… X produced their full length “Freedom is a State of Mind”.

Johnny Richter’s infamous VW bus is a custom detailed show car which is referenced in numerous KMK’s songs.

Pakelika worked with Janet Jackson and was featured in “Go Deep” and “Together Again” videos…Before the KMK, Pak played Lumitor on the “Mighty Power Rangers Tour” Paks house is a shrine of bongs and masks. His corridors are decorated with his mask collection which people have given him through out his travels with the Kings…Pak has 4 heavy duty glad bags of mask from every KMK performance…One day Pak wishes to donate his archives to science and research development and better understanding of the long lost art form of hydro-mechanix…Pakalika currently holds the Undisputed Heavyweight Pot Smoking Championship Belt of the World…Pak ignites joints across America and beyond on Kottonmouth stages as an act of Civil Defiance and personal freedom. Pak is a street dancing legend in the club and underground culture. Pak was recently up for the featured roll in the classic “Creature from the Black Lagoon” conflict in touring schedule kept it from happening, just a small glimpse of why Paks referred to as the “Greatest Entertainer in the Universe.”

The intro of “Rolling Stoned” KMK new full length if performed by Brad X’s 3 year old daughter “Sky Blue”…who is also on the track “Sleepers” and “Light it up”. She can often be found on stage with the Kings…Brad X is married to playmate Anna Rose…a devoted yoga and holistic healer.

Interlude in Rolling Stoned captured Sweet Dick Willy the vagabond street coach who connected the Kings together…Also world rewound Green Thumb and Curator of the Kings Blend Hopper performed interludes…KMK once collaborated with Incubus guitar player Mike Einziger on track “Shouts Going Out” DJ Bobby B performed on Tommy Lee’s Methods of Mayhem Record."
 

BadTicket

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majority of mainstream music in general are samples and beats just played the fuck out.

examples:

MIA - paper planes

jeezy took that beat.

jeezy - put on

chamillionaire took that beat.

its the same stupid beat repeated with different mindless lyrics (a good majority of the time)


i won't lie, i liked em's old shit but this new stuff...can't really get into it

M.I.A. took that from The Clash 'Straight to hell' :smile:
Wasn't she singing praises about LTTE or something like that too?
What a moron, look at em ppls now, i bet they are real fucking happy about the rebels. I could be wrong, but i don't think so..

Oh and i have nothing good to say about Eminem either :smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ3N1zfxTGQ&
Clash - Straight to hell
 

Elite

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:biglaugh:
They look like a bunch of ass clowns:moon:


I'm still wondering why we are comparing them to Em' :chin:

Perhaps because there is no white rappers close to his level, sure flame me...Eminem is an Elite,not only is he the best white rapper, IMO hes the best rapper period...

When Dr. Dre first heard his demo, he knew he had something....Then Dre found out hes was white and was like " $ CHUH-CHING $ "

Bring the Pain!!
:DElite
 

headimonster

Active member
i dunno i went bout the same length....pathetic...i fast fowarded it and he was basically doin some weird shit ...hes so weird - the more rips i take from my tube the funnier it gets....and the madder i get at the same time....pakelika.....translated "pay2lickya"

they say that dude is supposedly an entertainer...or something i dunno....definately a jester....a clown....
 

Elite

Active member
Ok I finished it...It was a 2 part deal thing...I couldn't take it all in at once...(had to blaze too)

I had better moves when I had a bottle of Ethanol (Everclear) explode in flames on me...

I was covered afterwords with similar bandages:chin:

WTF was that??

:confused:Elite
 

headimonster

Active member
i dont mean to laugh at your unfortunate incident and i hope you are all healed and better....but you DO understand...i would pay more to see you on fire than that dude stare at his hand and seizure towards it.....anyways gotta love "same song and dance" on Relapse its my fav. on the album, just your kooky crazy psycho eminem is back....obsessions with britney, raping girls in vehicles because they cannot break the windshield....jesus....he is a sick man....funny - i love it
 

opt1c

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oh boy... i've actually been to a kmk concert... if you ride quads, like strippers, dropped out of high school, have tattoos, like steroids, and are white... that that is the band for you... they are the rap equivalent of what blink 182 is to punk music or should i say the insane clown posse; now those are some real men right there; no bdsm gimps anywhere to be found... i'll stick to my pantera

i used to like styles of beyond back in the day, for white rappers, asher roth seems to be on top of his game, slug aka atmosphere has his moments, there really aren't many

i'm into everything though; sublime, pantera, operation ivy, 2pac, sts9, los extermidors, manu chao, los tigres del norte, kruder & dorfmiester, ray luv, rbl posse, trouble andrew, simian mobile disco, the dead, madlib, doom, diplo, to name a few

good call bad ticket... it's just like a kmk fan to think that m.i.a. created that beat and then complain about others jacking it... sorta answers all the questions you have right there when it comes to where a kmk fan is coming from
 

Elite

Active member
Wait a second....That was the "front man" for KMK??
(Sorry I'm blazed now and a little dazed and confused)

Who compared that trainwreak to Em' I'm kinda annoyed now:mad:

:joint:Elite
 

headimonster

Active member
i dunno who did?? heh i just jumped on and got mad and that dude was defending....the frontman is the dude with makeup i think

pakelika is jus some freak type that thinks he can get away from his superr suburban roots by dressing like an idiot and putting on masks??? weird...
 

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