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Ebonics translators needed by DEA to interpret drugs wiretaps

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JackTheGrower

Perhaps the Androids of Star Wars are not too far off.

Or the Universal translator?
 

Classic Seeds

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oh poor DEA can not under stand eubonics neither can i but i know its different from city to city so good luck finding someone from the set to tell you the news its not going to happen .all the players are making money and got no time to talk to you about it.so i have a feeling the gangsters out there are pretty safe till you got some snitch bitch trading his time for his friends worst of luck you slime bags
 

Tony Aroma

Let's Go - Two Smokes!
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I'm thinking I might apply. Nome sain? Smell me? Fo shizzle!

If M&M can do it, why not an old white guy like me?
 

Phillthy

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if they cant understand what the fuck is being said then how the fuck do you get a wire tap warrant? does anyone else see anything wrong with that?

someone clue these waste of taxpayers money into urbandictionary.com...

that shit would have helped back in the black panther case... LOLS!!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=off
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pigs

as for the references in the blurb.. ballin' and pinching pennies can have several meanings... thats the beauty of using slang... who knows wtf you mean! hahaha seriously i am going to heat up some "curry chicken" with "rice" and "peas" and go conjure up "satan" to water my... uhh... "lil ones". hahahah
 

accessndx

♫All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom..
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Oh Stewardess....I speak Jive.

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Phillthy

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Philly's Most Wanted

Yo, I'm two short of a brick, you two wit' me?
(I got two O's and I'm bringin' two hoes wit' me)
Look, don't bullshit me, scoop and come get me
(Shit, I'll be there in ten unless the Feds come hit me)
(I move like lightening, thats what I was told)
we can't trust these niggas, keep it comin' in codes
(we had a deal on the table since ten years old)
was on Readyrock records, LP went gold
(we had 36 groups, but they cooked up Nine)
managed 28 groups, what they cooked was mines
Niggas wanna act fly, we forced to hit 'em up
(and we just sold y'all a brick in code, so nigga what).
 
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JackTheGrower

It does seem to be old white guys trying to be cool at the CIA
 

Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
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We already have our own jargon and banter, to the untrained ear we could be talking about anything!

Man that SD was FUNKY, homeboy musta sprayed the ladies with straight neem and forgot to flush!

I won't even mention anything a cop might find useful, like what OUR code words mean!
 
That line about eminem made me laugh so hard I choked. It was great, haven't laughed that hard all day. Usually something at icmag gives me a good laugh each day, though, for which I am thankful.

So who are they going to get to translate ebonics for them? The only people who speak it are either criminals or aren't going to know that this job even exists. Educated black people speak way better than most white people. They tend to want to disassociate themselves with uneducated, colloquial speech. They are the type of people who would be looking for a government job anyhow, and none of them would take that job, I am sure!
 

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