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Dumbest Weed Names

Lifer

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A lot of stuff named after a taste that couldn't be further from the truth.

I've made up names on the spot to see people's reaction and concluded people are full of shit. "Tastes just like Snozberries!"
 

minds_I

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Hello all,

I am inclined to think they are all dumb ass names.

Back in the day, the name merely indicated where it was reputedly grown (ie, Mexican, Oaxacan, Columbian, Jamaican, Thai...).

Now they have all these fu fu names.

And while I am on the subject, I find that today everybodies an expert on what is good bud and what is not.

This bud is more expensive because it smells like such and such and looks like this or that and tastes more like that then this.

In the 37 years I have been toking...in the end, after you have burned it, what it really comes down to for me (and most others of my age group) does it get you high and is the high good and how long it lasts? With smokability second.

I believe the name game is all about marketability.

And finally, to quote a famous playwright " ...a rose by any other name is still a rose"

minds_I

Just my opinion
 

Donald Mallard

el duck
Veteran
Hello all,

I am inclined to think they are all dumb ass names.

Back in the day, the name merely indicated where it was reputedly grown (ie, Mexican, Oaxacan, Columbian, Jamaican, Thai...).

Now they have all these fu fu names.

And while I am on the subject, I find that today everybodies an expert on what is good bud and what is not.

This bud is more expensive because it smells like such and such and looks like this or that and tastes more like that then this.

In the 37 years I have been toking...in the end, after you have burned it, what it really comes down to for me (and most others of my age group) does it get you high and is the high good and how long it lasts? With smokability second.

I believe the name game is all about marketability.

And finally, to quote a famous playwright " ...a rose by any other name is still a rose"

minds_I

Just my opinion
the old way at least gave u some idea of lineage and what to expect ,
nowadays the name bears no resemblance to anything often ..

then there ends up being a debate about what the name means , og for instance ,,
see the confusion it all causes ...
 

Tudo

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Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies


The name led me to believe they would be an aromatic tasty strain when in fact it's harsh and it's that harshness which overpowers any possible taste that it has. Completely different taste from say Platinum GSC. Totally different. Have pics of each if anyone would like to see them side by side) Looks much better than it is imo.
 

vostok

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This naming thing ..has really gotta be sorted out, like some centralized HQ, or something where growers and breeders can get there names registered ..
Normally I'd be against something like this, but right now I'm growing Old Toby from South Star seeds(Au) old toby is 20% sativa(why I grow it) its a trainwreck and white widow cross.. so how can I be certain ....? I ain't so have to trust (R) the breeder ...so who does he trust ...?
 
Whenever they just combine the name of two parent plants. I mean, at least try to put a lil imagination into it. But then again, at least you know what your getting and don't end up with shit like Green Crack or Crystal Meth.
 

Lifer

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I don't think the locality naming scheme is specific enough for today's needs, unless you want to dig deeper and attach someone's address to herb. Since there can be more than one phenotype grown per region 'Mexican, American, Canadian' would only work as the exporting country.
 
L

l2sm

Mental Floss! ARGH!!! Great strain though.

Satori because it means "enlightenment" but after smoking it you just end up daydreaming about some girl you liked in high school or whatever dumb shit.

All the grapefruit grapes.

All male/masculine names, it's the females we prize.
 

AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

Active member
Green crack is a rename, if you don't like it it's actually called.... cush.... Az

Pukeberry was a let down to me, i grew hellboys(rip) cut of pukeberry, reminded me of some m39 beasters... not the ultra super fast flowering dank o was assured of growing....
 

talktosamson

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Strawberry dog shit, sorry CSG but I always hated this one. There is no dogshit in the DNA so why inclue it in the name. It's like crossing bubba kush with haze and calling it gran daddy bubba? What? It might be your favorite bubba but with no GDP in the lineage it just makes for confusion. I think CSG even said they named it that because, who wouldn't want something called strawberry dog shit, it's all in the hype.
 
yeah trainwreck, that is not as bad as if you named a strain Twin Tower Bombings or 911 or Jet crash, but it's right up there! What are some thinking?!
I second the dogshit or green crack as well. Hell naming after greek gods or philosophers or something would be better than that!
 
there's too many that piss me off but mainly the myriad of gangster shit/names with NONE said name in actual lineage, like samson is saying, or otherwise deceptive names..ive had clubs offer me their bagseed when they find out I do selective breeding with males in spare time and when I ask about the history they'll go well its ACTUUUALLY this strain from this seedbank, but we call it this.. all hype with dispensaries its a shame
 

talktosamson

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I'm almost certain train wreck was named do to circumstances surounding an actual train wreck. Old Humboldt hippies told me some stories during trim season years ago. I don't want to try and recall it in my hazyness, but yea there is some reasoning behind the TW tag.
 

Lammy

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"OG" as an Original Gangster is just so dumb and to add that on to everything...

grannies panties
 

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