Dumbest Weed Names

[floralheart]

I'm gonna call this strain Rip Tide & get it sponsored by David Hasselhoff. free red thong with an 1/8th, saturday special.

What are the dumbest strain names you've heard. The cali people have to have some good ones.

 

[REDonMedz]

Crystal Meth <-- stupidest

 

[guerilllataktic]

green crack and charlie sheen og, actually most ----insertblank og kush's--- for that matter, oh and m.n.s Shit

 

[Max Headroom]

MK Ultra
AK-47
Green Crack
LSD

 

[Shcrews]

Jack Herer



...just kidding

 

[floralheart]

Crystal Meth <-- stupidest

I agree. That's damn stupid. and probably bad karma.

 

[floralheart]

Jack Herer



...just kidding

iknowright

they should have picked a name of someone who actually did something for weed.

edit: charlie sheen og and kim kardashian kush lmao. snookie og and haselhoff hashplant

 

[SeedsOfFreedom]

Opium, Acid, Herijuana are all pretty bad names, as well as the other non marijuana drug names you guys already listed. As if talking about growing our own illegal herb isn't bad enough, we have to call it Opium and Green Crack and shit like this! I wish people would get more creative with names(and breeding!) in the seed business. Honey Boo Boo is a really bad name too, but it is funny atleast.

 

[SeedsOfFreedom]

Haselhoff Hashplant actually has a ring to it....

 

[VonBudí]

trayvon og, one hit and your...

 

[motaloca]

killing fields, i live in Cambodia. i mean nobody would name their weed Auschwitz or so.

 

[VonBudí]

i mean nobody would name their weed Auschwitz or so.

the early days of reeferman seeds perhaps?

i joke

 

[hush]

This is an awesome thread! I get disgusted with certain names of strains sometimes... I don't care what others think of me, but I refuse to buy or even grow any genetics that have a stupid name. It's funny that others have already mentioned it, several times, lol, but the worst offender is Green Crack. Fuck that strain. And fuck whoever named it.

I will also go out on a limb here and state that, really, when the acronym of a strain is 5 letters, it's time to rename a strain. SSSDH could totally be renamed to sour diesel haze or something. Why is it such a long name, lol?

Also, while we're on the subject, everyone should RESIST the urge to use the word Super in strain names. It's just silly. And shows a lack of creativity.

One last thought... I won't participate in the name of a strain that refers to its growth characteristics. Strains should be named based on the product, not on how it grows, or how fast it flowers. I'm not EVER telling anyone that we just smoked "Fast Flowering Freddy" or some other similar strain name... The last thing I need is for people to suspect I grew the bud we're smoking, and when the name conjures up growing imagery instead of the end product, that's a fail. In those cases, I have to make up a name and say "this is called sugar bud" or some shit like that. Strain names should describe the flavor, aroma, the high, the look, or some combination thereof.

Okay, my rant is over.

 

[lost in a sea]

Honey boo boo by DNA,, i'm growing it now,, gross name..


greencrack makes sense to me from the high, which isn't great.. if the name greencrack makes people want to grow it then well it's their problem really imo..

 

[soursmoker]

This is an awesome thread! I get disgusted with certain names of strains sometimes... I don't care what others think of me, but I refuse to buy or even grow any genetics that have a stupid name. It's funny that others have already mentioned it, several times, lol, but the worst offender is Green Crack. Fuck that strain. And fuck whoever named it.

I will also go out on a limb here and state that, really, when the acronym of a strain is 5 letters, it's time to rename a strain. SSSDH could totally be renamed to sour diesel haze or something. Why is it such a long name, lol?

Also, while we're on the subject, everyone should RESIST the urge to use the word Super in strain names. It's just silly. And shows a lack of creativity.

One last thought... I won't participate in the name of a strain that refers to its growth characteristics. Strains should be named based on the product, not on how it grows, or how fast it flowers. I'm not EVER telling anyone that we just smoked "Fast Flowering Freddy" or some other similar strain name... The last thing I need is for people to suspect I grew the bud we're smoking, and when the name conjures up growing imagery instead of the end product, that's a fail. In those cases, I have to make up a name and say "this is called sugar bud" or some shit like that. Strain names should describe the flavor, aroma, the high, the look, or some combination thereof.

Okay, my rant is over.

I agree with you on most of these points... the biggest problem is... many "name" the seeds before they have even been grown out so they don't know the flavor, smells, how the high is, etc, etc...

Some companies like to keep the customers updated through the whole process of the seedmaking but at a certain point it just becomes HYPE more then keeping the customer updated...

I think companies that do all the work and then AFTER it has been done, show all the work and selections, and say ok we are now ready to release this strain... that's the way it should be...

Some may like the idea of being updated on a more "Live" timeline though... I think it tends to rush the breeders though...

 

[ZZTops]

The one that makes me sick is Strawberry Dog Shit, Really...?

Cross the last two and you get, Honey Boo Boo's Strawberry Dog Shit...!

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

I feel the same as others in this thread. If the plant is named after some non-cannabis drug, I'm immediately turned off, simply not interested.

 

[Green Supreme]

Any weed named, when there is already a strain of the same name out there. Rockstar for instance. Peace GS

 

[OrganicOzarks]

Nobody is throwing "Panty droppa OG" in the ring.

Gotta be the dumbest shit ever.

 

[soursmoker]

Pink Pussy Kush... from yours truly the cookiefam... Haha.

Is that the same as Panty droppa OG Organic?