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Drug test related question...

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anditwasfun

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Background info:
I'm 5'10" 125 lbs relatively fast metabolism, i've been smoking anywhere from an eighth to a half ounce (usually a quarter) personally daily for the past 9 months and been smoking almost as frequently for years before that. 18 yrs old...i'm pretty healthy. If it makes a difference i'm a strictly headies guy. Honestly I'm usually pretty thirsty due to my lack of motivation to constantly buy beverages...

I haven't smoked in approximately 4 days and it sucks, yet it's good I guess. Anyways my question is HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO CLEAR MY SYSTEM? I have a drug test in 2 1/2 weeks and if I don't pass it i'll be in jail. This is my first drug test ever :1help:

What should I do? Drink plenty of fluids? Get things with high amounts of anti-oxidents (if yes what has a lot)? Etc? Do those detox things work? AHHHHHH I heard sweating before a drug test is a bad idea...but usually when people talk about passing drug tests I ignore em since 99% of the time they're making stuff up

I'm worried, I don't want to fail a drug test when I actually quit. I might be able to postpone my drug test IF NECESSARY but my attorney suggests I do it ASAP. I appreciate your time and input in advance<3
 
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Postpone it if ya can, it will take anywhere from 30 to 45 days to pass without some way to fuck with the test, if you really need to pass it to stay out of jail my advise is to get and stay clean till it's over.
 
Kinderfeld

Kinderfeld

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Dude seriously use the SEARCH. But I will help those who are using the search and come across this thread.

1. The chances are you wont pass in 3 weeks. You will need 4-5 weeks. Possibly 6-7.
2. Detox drinks may or may not work. Toss up.
3. The best method so far is synthetic pee, heat pads, and thermometer. Which is fail proof, so I hear, but you must be able to follow the directions carefully and precisely. Getting someone to pee for you also works but it must be the same day of test and is harder to handle.
4. Sweating and exercise COMBINED with drinking lots and lots of fluids, is effective.
5. On eBay you can get three THC test kits for 5 bucks, shipped. A small investment for the comfort.
6. Anything else you hear from an individual is case by case and is probably luck and chance more than an effective method. The above is all that a majority can vouch for.

I am 6 foot 220, very small body fat mostly muscle. I work out and sweat like a pig regularly. I was not clean until week 6, from smoking a year straight. However the fastest I ever passed was 25 days after the fact.

get an extra week and it will make all the difference.
 
madrecinco

madrecinco

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Blaner is right...
It is according to how much body fat you have as THC is stored in fat tissue and stays in system an average of 6 weeks to as long as 3 months. I have heard that taking high doses of niacin and drinking lots of fluids will do it....but in my lifetime the only proveable method is substitution which is unlikely that you can do that as they will prolly watch you pee or stand outside the door. Temperature is important also as specimen collection cup usually have temp indicators on them.

But good luck because they will violate you if it is not negative. The only way to know for sure before you go is to purchase one of those drug test kits from Walgreens and test yourself before you visit you PO.
 
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kansasgrown

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My recommendation is to postpone it based on your usage you could possibly test positive up to 6 weeks after your last usage. Stay away from friends that smoke also. You can test positive being around others that smoke..secondhand smoke. Flush your system extensively by exercising for these few weeks and take natural diuretics...like cranberry juice. Do not take items like dexatrim as you can test positive for amphetamines. The night before the test drink lots of liquids to thoroughly flush your system of anything that still remains. The day of the test keep drinking plenty of liquids and if possible some more natural diuretics. If you want to go with chemical cleaning there are a few products Naturally Klean and Test Free come to mind. Postpone your test for 6 weeks and you should completely test clean if you follow these instructions...and the exercising might even make you feel good.
 
madrecinco

madrecinco

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kansasgrown said:
My recommendation is to postpone it based on your usage you could possibly test positive up to 6 weeks after your last usage. Stay away from friends that smoke also. You can test positive being around others that smoke..secondhand smoke. Flush your system extensively by exercising for these few weeks and take natural diuretics...like cranberry juice. Do not take items like dexatrim as you can test positive for amphetamines. The night before the test drink lots of liquids to thoroughly flush your system of anything that still remains. The day of the test keep drinking plenty of liquids and if possible some more natural diuretics. If you want to go with chemical cleaning there are a few products Naturally Klean and Test Free come to mind. Postpone your test for 6 weeks and you should completely test clean if you follow these instructions...and the exercising might even make you feel good.
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I wonder if prescription diuretics like furosemide/Lasix or HCTZ OR other strong diuretic that many elders take to prevent CHF would flush it out because they make you pee a lot and want show up as an amphetamine. Google it.

BUT WARNING!!!!! When you go messing around with diuretics it is dangerous and can kill you by causing an electrolyte imbalance and deplete K [pottasium[
So drink orange juice or eat bananas which are K rich and help keep your electrolytes stable. Low pottasium can cause cardiac arrythmias and asystole. I can't emphasize this enough as it is a dangerous thing to do anyway.
 
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anditwasfun

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Wow, I didn't anticipate replies so sudden!

I appreciate all the input, I guess I will postpone the test...

I had a buddy of mine who somehow stops smoking 4 days before his tests and always passes, thanks to extensive amounts of alcohol...I don't know if he's bullshitting me or not, probably is...just thougth i'd let yall know...try it out for me cuz i hate drinking and haven't in over a year
 
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VirginHarvester

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Hey, I was smoking about 2 hits a day, four times a week for about a month up until 9 days ago. I haven't done anything since. I need to take a pee test day after tomorrow which will make it 12 days.

I have had creatine twice in the last four days and started heavily today. I intend to dilute Thursday morning and take the test Thursday afternoon using liquids, vitamin B and aspirin... My usage wasn't that heavy.

Do you think I have a good chance of passing?

Any ideas?
 
madrecinco

madrecinco

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it is according to if they use one of those test kits theirself [employer] or send you to a lab for it and then it will be faxed to the employer or reported prolly the next day.

Most likely a lab will do it per the "chain of custody" procedure to ensure it has not been tampered with after collection of urine......and PRAY they don't do a hair test.....no way to beat that one...


But the urine test will show the results to the lab tech immediatly and the time factor is in the reporting results to the employer and then they[employer] will notify you of results....Good Luck and let us know....
 
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VirginHarvester

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madrecinco said:
But the urine test will show the results to the lab tech immediatly and the time factor is in the reporting results to the employer and then they[employer] will notify you of results....Good Luck and let us know....
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All is good, I passed. They did the test right in front of me and gave me the results. She had me pee until the cup was about half full then inserted what I would call a 5 panel dipstick- looked kind of like a book of stick matches. I think each one had its own color.

I'm not shocked I passed or anything since I really haven't smoked for 11 days and was keeping it pretty light. Combining the dilution steps was probably very important. It was difficult though, today was a sort of first day on the job with me taking the test at end of day so I had to "sneak" out to my car and down premixed 16 glasses of double strength Gatorade(spiked with extra salt) over a period of about two hours while popping aspirin, magnesium, potassium, calcium, and vitamin B complex at certain times. I carried those in my pocket though and started taking them at intervals at what I thought was 4-6 hours from my test. Of course I also made sure after
I was finished with Gatorade to keep drinking liquids to keep the dilute level up.

I did find out today that if I have any kind of work related injury or accident in company vehicle that's my fault I have to go immediately for a test, no questions asked. I'm going to have to keep it light(thc consumption) and have with me a dilution kit of some sort just to give me the chance at passing if I get into a bind.

Thanks to the board.
 
madrecinco

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Great I hope all works out and someday we don't have to worry about the weed po po in corporate America.
 
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