Does Adecco drug test in house?

[Papa_Moña]

I was recently offered a position, and was told to pass tomorrow by the offices to sign a contract, which doesn't give me time to go even a day without smoking.

I'm not asking HOW to beat it(i already know all the techniques, which is just one, dilute , thanks overgrow for saving me countless dollars in useless crap), i'm asking if anyone that has been employed by the Adecco agency knows if they test in house or if they send you off to a lab. I need to know this so i can go with a pre-filled condom if need be.

DAMMIT. why must they pry into our fucking PERSONAL lives

 

[Papa_Moña]

come on, anyone?

 

[steppinRazor]

man i dont know that company..
but i can tell you diluting your urine is the worst idea ever.. you'll just have to retake..


in my experience companies will send you to a lab, im guessing because there are trained professionals and its a sterile environment..

srry cant help ya with your question..
good luck!

 

[Papa_Moña]

by diluting i meant internally. as in, b vitamin complex, diuretics and plenty plenty of fluids.....

it get a lil orangy, but whatever.

 

[Papa_Moña]

btw, speaking of which, my friend and i should ahve a semi-scientific answer to how long weed lasts in your system by the end of the year.

right now we've established that in an average person, a one off smoke will not give a positive after three days.

 

[JJScorpio]

I'm not sure how you established that.

I am only a one joint a day or so smoker and I have had to quit three times over the last 10 years for urine tests. It took 24, 23 and 26 days to piss clean for those tests. If it's a hair follicle test you better figure on doubling or tripling that time frame.....

 

[Papa_Moña]

i said a ONE OFF, like... non smoker smokes once.... he'll be clean in three days. the longer you smoke, the longer it'll take to be clean, since more of your fatty tissue has been "contaminated"

 

[Hal]

here, try this site:

http://www.testclear.com/dtcompanies/searchcompany2.cfm

I don't know what state you live in, so I couldn't fill out the form.

 

[Papa_Moña]

yeah, it confirms that Adecco temp agency drug tests(and it's useful, thanks), but i'm more worried about it being in house. i HATE being surprised with a cup and a finger pointed at the bathroom. i'd also hate to go around all day with a condom full of someone else's piss in my pants(aside frolm the fact that i don't think i' know anyone that wuold piss clean... not even friends on probation)

 

[Hal]

Thats a tough one....

The only thing I can think of would be to call a random Adecco agency, one that you aren't applying at, and tell them you are a journalist who is doing a story on drug testing and ask the receptionist some real basic questions that she herself could answer and fit in the real question you want answered.

Not a good way to find out what you want, but sometimes there is no good way.

 

[dude06version]

i got a summer job cleaning dorms and stuff thru adecco and they didnt drug test me.. i think half the staff was like on coke and stuff...think it may vary state to state.

 

[scifreak69]

hate to say it and its not to moral but if you have a kid tell him the doctor needs the pee and he should be clean i know i know it sounds wrong but if you need a job... well

 

[Papa_Moña]

no kids, and the (very very) sad fact is that the only friend i used to have that has a kid, well, i bet his pee is just as dirty as mine :-S(hence he USED to be my friend.... smoking in front of kids is a MAJOR no no)

 

[Papa_Moña]

well, just took the bull by the honrs and STRAIGHT OUT ASKED THE GIRL.

"hey, i'm applying for a job at one of your locations and, well, i'll admit, i'm a smoker, but, you know we're good, i'm no junkie or cokehead, so, i was wondering, do you test yourself or do you send to a lab?"


thank god lab

at a lab it's "easier/harder" harder to fake results, easier to fool employees.

i can make a fake university ID for anyone that's clean and have them ACTUALLY piss at the lab.

 

[Kiefer Suthrlnd]

The hardest part I found was finding someone to piss for me. I ended up paying this straight edge girl 20 bucks and I was on my way...

As soon as the nurse checked off the temp range was in the 90's I knew i was in the clear...

It was funny sitting in the waiting room with 8-10 cops (who were also getting tested) knowing that I was beating it, with a medical bag of piss on my leg, and that I could be a cop and still be blazing up...there must be some that do it...I overheard that they got a call on their radio and had the whole shift time to stop by....thats huge window of time to pull some tricks.

 

[RubbaDub]

Last time I worked for adecco was about 10 years ago. I got offered a position at Hewlett packard, back when they still made printers. I had to take a piss test the same day. They didn't have an inhouse facility. I went to the nearest place that they hire for that purpose. Anyway, I had been smoking plenty the week before... took the test anyway because I needed work and figured I'd take a gamble.

Either the results were THC positive and they were too embarrassed to pull me off the job (they started me before getting the results back), or they didn't care about THC in my system....

I can't guaranty that you'll have the same luck. I will say this - I've never failed a piss test because my urine was too diluted. If anyone asks, I say that my doctor recommended that I drink a minimum of 1 gallon of water per day.

I was recently offered a position, and was told to pass tomorrow by the offices to sign a contract, which doesn't give me time to go even a day without smoking.

I'm not asking HOW to beat it(i already know all the techniques, which is just one, dilute , thanks overgrow for saving me countless dollars in useless crap), i'm asking if anyone that has been employed by the Adecco agency knows if they test in house or if they send you off to a lab. I need to know this so i can go with a pre-filled condom if need be.

DAMMIT. why must they pry into our fucking PERSONAL lives

 

[chubbynugs]

Get a whizzinator.

 

[Papa_Moña]

contract signed.

and i've always wondered... is ball heat enough to keep urine at an acceptable temperature?

 

[Hal]

Depends how big they are.....

sorry, couldn't resist

 

[Papa_Moña]

well, then i should be plenty fine ;-) haha

yeah, i said it, i got big balls. big fooking bulls balls. now, if only my member matched his friends... i'd be a porn star, haha.


the above was just a joke.... i have no medical conditions that prevent me from walking as well as any other man. both my testes and my penis are appropriately and average sized. I do not get my balls wet when i sit down to crap, nor do i hurt like the dickens(no pun intended) after a jog.

i will say this though: they sure could use a deepthroa- err, deep tissue massage...