CoCoSativas
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I have experienced my mind being invaded by the clock. My brain still hurts
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Do you have any scary encounters? (stalkers,robbers,murderers,th ugs,pedophiles etc)
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circadian clock
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you could at least gimme a ride to the store.
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CoCoSativas
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Dude i told you later... maybe after 6
Brain hurts again. Can here it sizzle as he slices through my brain compartments and departments
circadian clock
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yea next time don't swerve your white car while im listening to my ipod in the road in front of my house . you could have been seriously injured . next time try a head-on . running me over from behind is not hard to do. next time I wanna see you coming at me.
CoCoSativas
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See this is what im talking about! He gets into your head...
You wont see me coming. I turn my headlights off when im going to run someone over, and turn it off in neutral so i can coast it up and get you quietly.
I thought about buying an electric car for this purpose but idk its alot of extra money for a hassle hobby im not really into running people or clocks over
I was wasted when i swerved the car! I know i shouldnt have been driving but in clocksville the C.V.P.D. dont have breathylizer machine so i hit it hard and when they come to smelll me and think they smell booze i hand over the box of distraction doughnuts i bought a week before and have been using as a backrest. They were like "uh they are a little hard" well its winter they are frozen what do you expect warm them up! And they were on their way. I asked them the time and they said it wasnt funny. This is serious time, not joke time. Well at least i had the doughnuts to bribe them with, bought them expecting a sooner traffic stop but it didnt happen until the drinking and driving started then it got...
circadian clock
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there was an accident?
circadian clock
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gray smart car. good option. its defiantly trolls
Ive got so many.. Great White Sharks. 14 yr old urban youth shoots into my apartment on the night of the Loma Prieta after He carjacked and killed someone. Hits me.
Attempted robbery by a gang of urban youth in the next house over a free pizza I was carrying. Punched my way out of the circle which was gaining population. Got home by hopping 10 foot fences in San Fran. Later found out from a neighbor who saw it all that the last guy running towards us all had a gun already poised to shoot me with.
Asshole crossed the gate in Mendo On a pretty much country acre where I was renting. Wearing a Humboldt State Hoodie in Mendo County, "selling Deer Meat"
I said no thanks, and next time ya might wanna note the No Trespassing signs. That was how we do things here, I don't know about Humboldt, but it seemed the same there, Dude." He asked if I was a vegetarian.
"None of your damn business - - Now get the hell out of here, and I better not see you again. Btw, my friendly neighbor (a cop I was friends with) has plenty of weapons by the door, by all means don't forget to stop in on Him too..!"
Then all the years surfing in CA and the Islands, with all the snarky fucks you meet in the water.
Oh, there is so much more. Up to this moment, knock on veneer, no one;s been able to get the best of Me.
Attempted robbery by a gang of urban youth in the next house over a free pizza I was carrying. Punched my way out of the circle which was gaining population. Got home by hopping 10 foot fences in San Fran. Later found out from a neighbor who saw it all that the last guy running towards us all had a gun already poised to shoot me with.
Asshole crossed the gate in Mendo On a pretty much country acre where I was renting. Wearing a Humboldt State Hoodie in Mendo County, "selling Deer Meat"
I said no thanks, and next time ya might wanna note the No Trespassing signs. That was how we do things here, I don't know about Humboldt, but it seemed the same there, Dude." He asked if I was a vegetarian.
"None of your damn business - - Now get the hell out of here, and I better not see you again. Btw, my friendly neighbor (a cop I was friends with) has plenty of weapons by the door, by all means don't forget to stop in on Him too..!"
Then all the years surfing in CA and the Islands, with all the snarky fucks you meet in the water.
Oh, there is so much more. Up to this moment, knock on veneer, no one;s been able to get the best of Me.
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noyd666
one rough pub I stayed at had a body floating around in the water tower, was having a piss in another rough house with some bloke laying in the piss troff, looked fuked.
Chuck E. Kush
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I was dropping trays of clones at a dispensary in Sacramento,
when I noticed the friendly budtender getting pistol whipped and robbed by three guys.
I put my trays back in the trunk and called the po po.
Had a 44 revolver under the seat,but it was for MY protection,not to play superman.
The thieves would have had to buzz me in anyway.
when I noticed the friendly budtender getting pistol whipped and robbed by three guys.
I put my trays back in the trunk and called the po po.
Had a 44 revolver under the seat,but it was for MY protection,not to play superman.
The thieves would have had to buzz me in anyway.
CoCoSativas
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Sounds like you can deal with a problem. With quite the bang!
Vernalization
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this one time, I was homeless in Canada with no money, drinking coffee . so I left
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I was about to pick up a load of compressed Thai ganja in a Taipei hotel from a mule who was just in from Bangkok. This is something I did every month or so for several years and sold it off to regulars at an ounce minimum....but something wasn't right. You know that feeling when something is wrong but you can''t quite put your finger on it, this was one of those times x 10.
So I walked around the neighborhood twice, hung out at a coffee shop etc and it still didn't feel "right", but I said fuck it and walked in the hotel, up to the room, grabbed the bag and walked out....no problemo, then mentally fist pumped the air after roaring off on my bike.
That night on the TV news the lead story was a huge heroin bust in a hotel in the same street that went down not long after I had left. The heebie-jeebies I was feeling was real, the whole area was full of undercover narcs. I'm just thankful they weren't staked out for me as this was 10 ~ life if things went wrong.
The carrier was a young guy from the US who was big and fit, it was his first time doing this he said but he managed to bring in over 1.25 kgs, most first timers are full after trying to eat half of that.....I shake my head at the risks I took back then but even crazier were these mules who took huge risks for a couple of grand so they can backpack around Thai islands for a few months more! now, that's crazy.
So I walked around the neighborhood twice, hung out at a coffee shop etc and it still didn't feel "right", but I said fuck it and walked in the hotel, up to the room, grabbed the bag and walked out....no problemo, then mentally fist pumped the air after roaring off on my bike.
That night on the TV news the lead story was a huge heroin bust in a hotel in the same street that went down not long after I had left. The heebie-jeebies I was feeling was real, the whole area was full of undercover narcs. I'm just thankful they weren't staked out for me as this was 10 ~ life if things went wrong.
The carrier was a young guy from the US who was big and fit, it was his first time doing this he said but he managed to bring in over 1.25 kgs, most first timers are full after trying to eat half of that.....I shake my head at the risks I took back then but even crazier were these mules who took huge risks for a couple of grand so they can backpack around Thai islands for a few months more! now, that's crazy.
I was recovering from nearly breaking my neck , then recovering in a newly rented house in ft Lauderdale . One night WHAM a power outage and nobody in the hood any electric.
Some time afterward I saw a large man trying the glass door in my back porch which once entered would be only a pair of French doors from being in my living room where I sat with my crutches, and my fully loaded AMT Hardballer .45 w/ dumb dumbs. ( Made in California! Stainless steel. Nice weapon that is for sale ).
I pointed the colonel just above this mans head and told him in a very loud voice and my voice is one of those 70 year old banker type voices, GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR ! to which I distinctly remember he continued coming in saying "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER"(!! ) to which I waited, and then when the doors opened I fired, 2 shots from my couch and I think I shouted something like what you would hear in the movie scarface although this was I think approx. 1988 with this incident as I went to Blanchard the following year ( broke, nowhere else to go ). No police came for hours and many of the tenants of all the rentals on the street were actually out in the street in the drizzling rain waiting for FPL to come and fix the damn problem. I teetered out on my crutches and a couple of the hotties who apparently lived next door in an apartment there saw me with the crutches and also the military type holster carrying my hardballer. They actually approached me and asked if they could come with me back to my apartment as they felt safer with me as I could obviously deal with weird situations without any fuss, muss.
Apparently nobody ever heard the shots. In retrospect, those shots could of been the bad guys shooting at me or some other innocent person, but in this case if the bad guy had advanced any further he would have ceased to exist
and thankfully in my state the only issues I would have had would have been the cleanup afterwards as we have laws that protect us in these cases. ( This isn't an "enlightened" place like new jersey lol )
Some time afterward I saw a large man trying the glass door in my back porch which once entered would be only a pair of French doors from being in my living room where I sat with my crutches, and my fully loaded AMT Hardballer .45 w/ dumb dumbs. ( Made in California! Stainless steel. Nice weapon that is for sale ).
I pointed the colonel just above this mans head and told him in a very loud voice and my voice is one of those 70 year old banker type voices, GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR ! to which I distinctly remember he continued coming in saying "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER"(!! ) to which I waited, and then when the doors opened I fired, 2 shots from my couch and I think I shouted something like what you would hear in the movie scarface although this was I think approx. 1988 with this incident as I went to Blanchard the following year ( broke, nowhere else to go ). No police came for hours and many of the tenants of all the rentals on the street were actually out in the street in the drizzling rain waiting for FPL to come and fix the damn problem. I teetered out on my crutches and a couple of the hotties who apparently lived next door in an apartment there saw me with the crutches and also the military type holster carrying my hardballer. They actually approached me and asked if they could come with me back to my apartment as they felt safer with me as I could obviously deal with weird situations without any fuss, muss.
Apparently nobody ever heard the shots. In retrospect, those shots could of been the bad guys shooting at me or some other innocent person, but in this case if the bad guy had advanced any further he would have ceased to exist
and thankfully in my state the only issues I would have had would have been the cleanup afterwards as we have laws that protect us in these cases. ( This isn't an "enlightened" place like new jersey lol )
I'm not sure this counts, but I was staying with a friend and we were wandering the neighborhood after midnight. His neighbor sees us and asks if we will stay at her house until her husband got home. She said there was some freaky shit happening and didn't want to stay alone. So we said ok. We played cards for a while and then tried to get some sleep.
Now these people were genuine rednecks and don't get scared too easy. I'm laying on the floor, dozing. They had a half dozen hound dogs, and they all suddenly went under the house and started whining and barking. Then all hell broke loose. Right under me. It sounded like a big cat, along with a half dozen Blue Tick hounds going apeshit.
When her husband walked in about 4:00 am, we were all up drinking coffee and wide eyed. We told him what happened and he said we were full of shit. Until daybreak when we went outside. And found large cat prints leading under the house and back out. Whatever it was, it went after a half dozen hound dogs.
That really made me think about what creeps around in the dark
Now these people were genuine rednecks and don't get scared too easy. I'm laying on the floor, dozing. They had a half dozen hound dogs, and they all suddenly went under the house and started whining and barking. Then all hell broke loose. Right under me. It sounded like a big cat, along with a half dozen Blue Tick hounds going apeshit.
When her husband walked in about 4:00 am, we were all up drinking coffee and wide eyed. We told him what happened and he said we were full of shit. Until daybreak when we went outside. And found large cat prints leading under the house and back out. Whatever it was, it went after a half dozen hound dogs.
That really made me think about what creeps around in the dark
St. Phatty
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American "doctors" are the scariest creatures in the US.
WAAAY more dangerous than Black Widows, or intoxicated drivers that wake you up by crossing the line into your lane, then wake up at the last second.
More dangerous than Shipstern's Bluff (Great Whites) or Jaws (drowning.)
Compared to getting mugged ? No comparison.
I got attacked from the side once in the city, knocked me out long enough for 8 young legs to surround me on the sidewalk. Not a big deal, had a sore jaw for a day or 2, didn't even break my glasses. Threw some money, about $18 cash, on the sidewalk, and they split.
Imagine if you could make a "doctor" bill disappear for $18.
WAAAY more dangerous than Black Widows, or intoxicated drivers that wake you up by crossing the line into your lane, then wake up at the last second.
More dangerous than Shipstern's Bluff (Great Whites) or Jaws (drowning.)
Compared to getting mugged ? No comparison.
I got attacked from the side once in the city, knocked me out long enough for 8 young legs to surround me on the sidewalk. Not a big deal, had a sore jaw for a day or 2, didn't even break my glasses. Threw some money, about $18 cash, on the sidewalk, and they split.
Imagine if you could make a "doctor" bill disappear for $18.
I once stared down the barrel of a shotgun and robbed of my "goods"..(and it wasn't herb).Funny thing tho that I wasn't scared,because I just knew all that he wanted was the "goods".Could have gone bad tho easily enough as I was pretty damn pi**ed off,and really thought seriously about trying to grab him by the throat.
After that I went straight....well mostly.In the end,he probably did me a favor.
After that I went straight....well mostly.In the end,he probably did me a favor.
'Boogieman'
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I live just outside a really bad place on the countryside. Long story short I let my gsd outside and he was barking like crazy but it was winter and I thought nothing of it because deer are always in my back yard. A tweaker kicked my door in with a pistol, I just recently moved my mossberg 12g shotgun into the living room to clean it but just never got to it. I grabbed my shotgun and pumped it right as he entered my living room. I could tell he was scared but I was too he had a pistol aimed directly at my head and his eyes were pure black from meth, he kept slowly backing up telling me to be cool until he was out the door then he took off running. I never called the cops because I had a lot of weed and I'm confident that was what he wanted.
Do scary encounters in prison count? Hmmm I could tell you some stories. I was sentenced to 8 years for weed in NJ a long time ago. I'll spin a yarn or 2 soon, it's 1am and I'm just starting 1951 Decision before dawn .......I don't usually watch war movies but I DO like movies from that era so I'm just about to press play ...oops some Durban poison must be loaded into the pipes.....no interuptions heh.
Hooray for Hollywood
Hooray for Hollywood
Unfortunately for me the only person that has really ripped me off is my own son. I hear he has moved back to my area so I changed some things around. I don’t think he would have the balls to face me but I have a fire extinguisher next to my bed, I don’t want a gun cause I don’t think I could shoot him but it is gut wrenching thinking the only person I am concerned about is my son...
