Ding Dong, the bitch is gone!

[D. B. Doober]

I like orange pubes

 

[stoned-trout]

I would bang the wendys girl tho for free food..lol

 

[armedoldhippy]

I would bang the wendys girl tho for free food..lol

I'd hammer her even if she charged me for my triple with bacon & cheese...

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

Hello all,

Buahahahahaha


I am sorry...its just that in my 55 years on this ball that the words "methodical and mature manner" have no business in the same sentence when it comes to women...kinda like oil and water.

But you go for if my friend...I have long since given up the quest for women and am damn glad to be over that silly BS.

Your young and that's great. But there is a certain sense of freedom that comes when the ways of women no longer tug at your more basic needs/desires.

Anyway, enjoy your freedom...take care that you don't screw the pouch my young friend.

Smoking a bowl to you as I type.

minds_I

im almost there my damned self! I should have married my highschool sweetheart when I had the chance but oh well live and learn.

first it was the highschool sweet heart and she was a gem like none other miss her to this day (still in contact thank god!!!); then the first wife and it was only inevitable she became my ex; then there was the jump off and she was awesome, only called when she wanted to go out and hang or fuck; current wife things are cool for now but overall the jury is still out, always lots of "relationship" work to do and we can only have certain types of fun together, kinda boring

I always said if the HS sweetheart was willing to get back together then im all for it but if I get divorced then im done with this shit altogether!!!! adopting the single life for good and moving to the fucking woods to live the life of a cannabis growing hermit living off the fat of the land

CONGRATS STEADY!!!!

enjoy your freedom for as long as you can, lmao, your only 30 so your not ready to make that "fuck that shit" commitment; couple a years, couple a kids and youll be there faster than you know it!