What's new
  • ICMag with help from Landrace Warden and The Vault is running a NEW contest in November! You can check it here. Prizes are seeds & forum premium access. Come join in!

Denver Car Crash Reveals Grow-Op

epic

New member
it was probably a sting operation and the car was deliberately driven into the house by a narc :yoinks:
 

1TWISTEDTRUCKER

Active member
Veteran
What do you mean its DRY???????????
Dude,,,,,,,,, just get me a 40.*chug,chug,chug*
ALLLLLRIGHTTTTY,now get in the car this always works!!!!!
I'll just drive around and the Force ALLWAYS leads me to BUDD,,,,,,,,,,,no realy man it ALLWAYS works.
 

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
now THAT is a bad day! :badday: for those growers.

Could you picture being the driver? Skkkiiiiiddddd....SMASHIE through the house. Suddenly, you're blinded by an intensely bright, unnaturally pinkish looking light.....can't see anything because of the glare. And SOMETHING stinks! All of a sudden, two pannicking guys in their fifties come running out, trying to push your car out of their house, yelling "You didn't see nothin!" and "don't worry about the damage to our house, you're free to leave now...no need to notify the authorities" while trying to cover up the house-hole with newspaper and trash bags.
:rolleyes:
 

NiteTiger

Tiger, Tiger, burning bright...
Veteran
Hmmm, suddenly my corner lot on the downslope of a hill doesn't look too great...

Think I'm gonna head up to Lowe's and get some stuff for one of those 'decorative' stone walls :D
 
T

THCV

good call staying under 100 plants if you live somewhere that is likely to get crashed into. no manditory minimum for those poor guys.
 

Nikijad4210

Member
Veteran
2.) Has Pat Robertson said anything yet about Gawd bringing the ice storm in order to punish cannabis growers?
Give the idiot time, he'll find a reason to blame something on cannabis.
 

jojajico

Active member
Veteran
what has this story taught us.... you cant grow in your home and be safe. what should we do? lauch personal satelites into space which fold out and become orbiting grow rooms. yea that would be tight and it would only cost slightly more that your current setup. the grow is controlled through an encrypted network and when the harvest is ready a reusable pod shoots to earth somewhere in the atlantic. then you have your tracer drones.... well you get the picture i dont want to give away my entire grow op lol.
 

jojajico

Active member
Veteran
yes but its safe. unles the martians like to toke too. i didnt consider that. shit! fucking martians stealing my dank. hmm what if i setup and interdimensional grow room. you know slightly out of phase with our reality. hmm this is going to take some calculations.
 
Aliens smoke Earth Weed? Hell no, that's beasters to them. Everyone knows Mars is where the danks at, why did you think aliens are green and people that get abducted can't remember anything?
 
M

Mr. Nevermind

If i were them I'd get a damn good lawyer. Probable cause gained by destruction of someone elses property? Shit , next thing you know LEO will be slamming into suspected homes " by accident" just to search em





Nevermind
 

cain23456

Active member
probably tried to drive into the house. couldn't get a warrant so narc drive into house get ticket that was probably paid for by the cops. maybe that's not what happened but who knows. you can't trust no 1 now a days.
 

its kurmit

Member
wonder what they did to have such bad karma, probably was leo that just wanted an excuse to search, they used those goddam weather machines to create the snow storm to!! that just makes me want to drive a car through the evidence room to recover those 18 lbs of chronic:Bolt::Bolt:
 
Last edited:
Top