delivering pizza

[smellthefunk420]

I'm not that young, and actually make a nice living at home, but I wanted something to do, so i'm delivering pies

i've done it for 2 weeks and so far i've had this old cocaine kitty with high heels try to seduce me, i've had two amish girls hit on me, i've been giving 2 grams of great weed as a tip, i've been offered coke, and I usually bring home $30+ a night in tips, on top of $9 an hour. can't say it's too bad! not to mention the van has a sick sound system

on most deliveries i stop in my house for a quick bowl / chat with my girlfriend ect...

great job for stoners!

 

[PoppinFresh]

LOL. gotta love the perks. gotta always keep in mind with any job, the perks! so wassup wit the two amish chicks? need a wingman? lol

 

[smellthefunk420]

a wingman would be good haha, around here theres a fairly large amish population (minonites)
if you fit their criteria, you get a nice paycheck for introducing new blood into their family
maybe the just get really inbred after awhile?

we could roll around delivering pizzas, and having sex with 17 yourold amish chicks for $950 a pop

not to mention we'd hit the vape on the way there

 

[PoppinFresh]

a wingman would be good haha, around here theres a fairly large amish population (minonites)
if you fit their criteria, you get a nice paycheck for introducing new blood into their family
maybe the just get really inbred after awhile?

we could roll around delivering pizzas, and having sex with 17 yourold amish chicks for $950 a pop

not to mention we'd hit the vape on the way there

woooooooooow! that's wha i'm talkin about. gettin laid and paid! LOL.

 

[smellthefunk420]

if i dont get laid, i play with myself beside the road for 20 min smoking a joint

hahhah i actually dont pull that shit, im just drunk

 

[NOKUY]

"yummybud" said that he had a pizza delivery gig for a while...he has no success stories like this tho.... (he just whined about how he fuked up his car and put a crap load of miles on it)...what else would we expect

 

[Guest]

i could not deliver pizza because i would eat more than i delivered lol...peace

 

[Lucky U]

Delivering pies is a fun job, I did through college. You are the man if you have pizza in college!!!

 

[NOKUY]

Delivering pies is a fun job, I did through college. You are the man if you have pizza in college!!!

peeps always gave me shit for my pizza eating habits.

...I don't eat bread, so I don't eat the crust

... but I love the top of the pizza so I scrape that off and eat it...and leave the entire crust.

(my sis works at a fancy pizza place and says that's not too uncommon)

 

[waydee]

I've considered it since I need evening work (classes 11-6pm most days ) but i'm worried I don't know this city well enough, I can't really waste time looking up every address i'm supposed to deliver to in the A-Z before I deliver can I?

GPS is an option I suppose, seems a bit overkill just to deliver pizza though.

 

[Guest]

Delivering pizzas is a great job for ganja smokers. I did it for a year during college and it was easy money. On the job I have had several customers invite me in to smoke weed and once I was even given a blunt. One busy night I even made $110 in tips on 19 deliveries.
Its an easy job that pays very well for what it is. Plus you can just roll around and smoke weed while getting paid.

 

[strain_searcher]

Those amish girls hard to come by? They should have amish playboy mag LOL

 

[high_hopes]

I have a friend that does it 3 nights a week and makes over a hundred bucks each night for 5 hrs. You have to use your own vehicle and pay your own gas though. I bet he still clears 70 bucks for 5 hrs though. The main reason he does it is to get the vehicle deduction on his income tax and the mileage, lol.....

$70 for 5 hours is $14/hour...that's not real good money, but still a fun job!

 

[FrankRizzo]

I used to do it. Now that gas is $$$ I don't anymore. I did it for years and it is about the easiest job in the world. When it's snowing you make out like a bandit. I always loved it when someone would offer me a drink. It's not like I'm driving or anything.

Waydee-Don't worry about not knowing an area super well. Any place that delivers should have maps of their area and it takes about two seconds to find a place. I never had a GPS but I'm sure that would make things about idiot proof. Plus the other people that know the area can help you out. I moved to a city that I didn't know at all and had the place memorized in about a month. Half the fun is in finding places.

 

[zymos]

I've been working for a courier service for about a year. We sub out to FedEx, and also do a lot of business with movie theatres,delivering and picking up films. Some days I'm at the airport at air cargo 2-3 times (which is mellow-I can get there in about 15 min from my house).
Work is a bit sporadic, but I've made up to $400 bucks in a day, and when we get FedEx work, I usually bring in 200-300 in a day.

I've never been seduced, but I have been bit by a dog!

 

[mangled]

i would say 14/hr for delivering pizzas is amazing pay
i use to slave myself away in a factory for 9-10 an hour

 

[Yummybud]

can't wait to start my career as a pizza delivery driver lol.

I wouldn't mind delivering pizza actually but using my porsche as a pizza delivery car won't work....

 

[mrwags]

I made 600-700 a week working 4 hours a day 5 days a week part-time delivering pizzas. I could have wrote countless Dear Penthouse stories and once
you get regulars that request you and you only well the rest is easy as they say.

Enjoy it my friend it is one of the last best kept secrets in America.


Mr.Wags

 

[Depths Of OG]

LOL. 30 dollars in tips and 9 bucks an hour. That wouldn't get me to sit up in bed, let alone get out of bed. But if it floats your boat, hey, have at it.

 

[NOKUY]

LOL. 30 dollars in tips and 9 bucks an hour. That wouldn't get me to sit up in bed, let alone get out of bed. But if it floats your boat, hey, have at it.

LOL...that woulden't get me out the sack either