Deep Stoner Thoughts

[DAT]

i had an exciting deep thought today about being an art teacher at a dispensary where I could have wildly creative classes and everyone could freely paint and draw while smoking as much as they want. Passing the J and bong or what ever around all class.
after a project is finished we will have a day of presenting our work to each other to critique. Before the critique we will pass a massive doobie around of some fire dank special primo weed and critique each others work. I would direct the discussions in some heavy freaky directions as possible. it would be so much fun, relaxing and expanding of the mind

 

[med_breeder]

In 2014, I'm watching mass violence from the comfort of my home.


Deep.

 

[HempKat]

A thought that crossed my mind after enjoying a home brewed beer and a fat blunt:
Hops (Humulus Lupulus), the main flavoring ingredient in beer is from the Cannabaceae family, just like Cannabis. So much benefits to humanity from those plants - both of high medicinal and recreational value. So now if you say you drink and smoke, if you mean drinking quality beer and puffin blunts, it's not that bad.

An interesting side note to hops, I remember reading something years ago, in High Times I believe, that said due to it's close relationship to marijuana it is possible to make a hops/cannabis hybrid by grafting the two together. Now as I recall the article I read years ago was discussing it in the context of creating a marijuana plant that grew differently and therefore be less detectable from the air since hops grows as a vine. I imagine though it wasn't worth the effort because I have not seen any evidence of anybody doing this or recommending it since.

I have however read things since on various websites found by doing a google search for "hops-Cannabis hybrid" that does confirm it's possible but suggests it's rather difficult to get the grafts to take and even if they do, what results isn't particularly useful to beer making or getting high.

 

[HempKat]

In 2014, I'm watching mass violence from the comfort of my home.


Deep.

That's nothing new, it's called Monday Night Football

 

[fulltimehuman]

Hey, Psssssst......folks....this little lady crept up on me...she has me up late at night....her name is...Sally Silver Haze.......she told me just now...haha...

Truth never Hurts if You Abandon False Belief

 

[Hank Hemp]

Ive always heard that if her bra matches her panties, it wasn't you who decided to have sex. Just a though.

 

[Former Guest]

heheh that's so true. she really likes ya if you can tell they're new

 

[noyd666]

why do they shave that?

 

[exploziv]

womens that shave? where have you seen that?

 

[Weezard]

'cause it tickles my nose.

 

[noyd666]

lol check the post number.

 

[minds_I]

why do dog farts stink sooo bad?

 

[MJBadger]

why do dog farts stink sooo bad?

So deaf people can appreciate them .

 

[noyd666]

on u-tube the unshaved few.

 

[Rob547]

The idea that the soul will join with the ecstatic just because the body is rotten -that is all fantasy.
What is found now is found then.
Kabir

 

[Arthritis_sucks]

Why the in the world do they call it a "Convenience fee," when it's far from convenient when you charge me for said redonkulous fee.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Ive always heard that if her bra matches her panties, it wasn't you who decided to have sex. Just a though.

I heard that if she tied you up with the bra & stuffed the panties in your mouth so that you couldn't scream for help...well, that you were one lucky SOB unless she was strapping one on... I mean, unless you are into that sort of thing. or it COULD just be payback time...

 

[MJBadger]

I mean, unless you are into that sort of thing

According to the rumours the answer to that question is a pain in the arse to listen to .

 

[exploziv]

Why does the Christmas seem so sad when you grow up?

 

[St. Phatty]

I went to the dentist at the dental school.

They have 2 rows with 6 tables in each row.

You're looking right up the other patient's nose, when they lean back.

Some people really need nose hair clippers for Christmas.


That last line was the Deep Stoner Thought, the rest was just preamble.