Deep Stoner Thoughts

[armedoldhippy]

Are Fred Flintstones legs covered by
car insurance? Or health insurance?

well, car of course. i think the warranty on the power train has expired however...he should have bought a CJ-5.

 

[Brother Nature]

I've smoked so much weed that my poop's turned green...

 

[St. Phatty]

I've smoked so much weed that my poop's turned green...

That sounds like a line from a song.

What rhymes with green ?

 

[armedoldhippy]

That sounds like a line from a song.

What rhymes with green ?

seen, scene, mean, lean, bean, teen, gene...bound to have missed a bunch.

 

[Bud Green]

your mind is too clean,

how about tween, obscene, queem....oh, and blue dream

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Teenage dreams, so hard to beat.



(The Undertones in Teenage Kicks and on John Peels Gravestone.)

 

[CannaRed]

I've smoked so much weed that my poop's turned green...

Smoked and ate so much yesterday at the NCF that my super dry poops smell like Chronic . Not green tho...yet

 

[St. Phatty]

There have been 34 Scary Type Frankenstein Movies.

Not including Elvira Frankenstein.

Not sure if Abbott & Costello Frankenstein is scary. I'll have to watch it to find out !!!

Frankenstein being Thoughtful.

Is that Boris Karloff ?

 

[TrillOG]

Why is there a superbly corny commercial on my TV for 'Trumpy Bear'?

 

[Brother Nature]

Damn... I had a good one, then it took a while to login and I forgot it...

 

[Weezard]

Here's a thought experiment.
We can look back in time with telescopes.
We see the universe as it was.


What if the speed limit for photons did not apply.
What if light was "instant" from any point, to any point.
Hmmmm.

 

[CannaRed]

Here's a thought experiment.
We can look back in time with telescopes.
We see the universe as it was.


What if the speed limit for photons did not apply.
What if light was "instant" from any point, to any point.
Hmmmm.

Our internet would be alot faster!

 

[right]

Deep stoner thoughts

Deep stoner thoughts

Every time ,I dose on shrooms or acid , I start choking on fuzzballs .Honest to God fuzzballs , wtf I'm not licking carpets .where do they come from ? And why is it always when I'm peaking?

 

[CannaRed]

Is your mouth very dry?

 

[St. Phatty]

Every time ,I dose on shrooms or acid , I start choking on fuzzballs .Honest to God fuzzballs , wtf I'm not licking carpets .where do they come from ? And why is it always when I'm peaking?

Have you been French-kissing with a cat that has hair-balls ?

Go ahead, you can admit it.


I was going to ask, what do you think was the first day of summer - geographically ?? this year.

Not what the calendar says.

Though I guess the answer could be, longest day of the year, June 21.

But if June 21 is the day that gets the most sunshine, why isn't it the hottest day ???

Why do the HOT HOT days normally occur when there's less sunshine than in June ????


As far as the fuzz-balls, is it the sensation of fuzz-balls, or can you actually hack-cough something up, and hold it in your hand ?

If I was your host I would offer you a glass of water, and maybe some fizzy water. Sierra Mist. To De-Fuzz the throat of the Psychedelic Traveller.

 

[right]

Ha ha ha ,I get pretty dehidrated . I seem to be pulling something real out .I could try saving it to prove it's real later after the fact ,but I'm half joking.
Is it not really happening , or am I missing time .


In all seriousness I'm kinda wondering if anyone else has experienced this .I assumed it happened to everyone . Ha ha ha

 

[St. Phatty]

Some scientists are thinking that Man learned about fire by watching birds use fire to scare prey animals to break from cover - because of fires set by the raptor birds.

Man learned about fire by watching hawks drop burning sticks to get themselves some dinner ?! Maybe.

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/a-bit-of-wildfire-isnt-necessarily-a-bad-thing/

Perhaps the best case for the importance of fires to wildlife is recent evidence that some animals intentionally spread them. Research by geographer Mark Bonta, then at Pennsylvania State University, and his colleagues documents fire spreading by three species of raptors in Australian savannas. Collectively called the firehawks, these birds have long been known to the indigenous communities in the areas where they occur. The firehawks transport burning sticks in their talons and beaks to unburned areas to ignite fires there. As a result, small mammals and insects fleeing the fires become accessible prey for the birds.

These birds are distributed on three continents, and there are limited accounts of other species (including the crested caracara in the southern U.S.) that exhibit similar behaviors. The potentially widespread occurrence of this behavior led Bonta and his colleague to speculate that “humanity’s acquisition and manipulation of fire may be a result of the observation of intentional avian pyrophilic behaviour rather than solely from some relationship with lightning-caused fire”.

 

[gladysvjubb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHV...gA99prAi03aEGLPeQbTsX3OqDM29GzfM_BjobDA6unSno

 

[Weezard]

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[Pinball Wizard]