Deep Stoner Thoughts

[St. Phatty]

That could be lethal. And some firefighters in Cali do smoke poison oak. Not intentionally, but some have wound up in the hospital from smoking it.

https://www.wildfirex.com/2013/08/15/smoke-fromburning-poison-oak-puts-firefighter-in-hospital/

It causes breathing passages to swell shut.

I know one fire-fighter who's been to the ER 7 times so he could get a shot to help reduce the swelling.


One of the most considerate thing a person can do for fire-fighters, is to clear Poison Oak from the area around their house.

 

[BlueBlazer]

...Everything has to be somewhere.

That's what I keep saying about my car keys . . .

 

[Bud Green]

I think me and Mrs. G. are falling in love with my homemade hash...


It's just a bunch of kief I collected last winter with my new screens, and compressed by sealing up little 10 gram food saver packets.

 

[Stoner4Life]

oh yeah, don't I friggin' wish.......

 

[mr.brunch]

How do you explain to your son not to try and intervene in a dispute involving 3 girls... if you try and make him understand that women's minds work differently to men's you get the 'you're being sexist ' look....

This is not in the handbook

 

[armedoldhippy]

How do you explain to your son not to try and intervene in a dispute involving 3 girls... if you try and make him understand that women's minds work differently to men's you get the 'you're being sexist ' look....

This is not in the handbook

give him good advice & stand back out of the line of fire, LOL! all you can do is tell someone the truth. what they might do with it is out of your control. some folks listen to advice, others piss on the electric fence...one way or the other, MOST of us learn. "live and learn, or grow old stupid..."

 

[mr.brunch]

I suppose when you're a teenager you think you know best... just frustrating sometimes when you are trying to help them

 

[mean mr.mustard]

That won't last long.

Mark Twain said when he was fourteen his father didn't know anything, but when he was twenty four he was amazed how much his father had learned in ten years.

I had the same experience.

If you will recall you probably did too.

 

[OregonBorn]

You can only lead a horse to water...

 

[Bud Green]

...but that doesn't mean he'll drink it, unless he has cottonmouth.

 

[OregonBorn]

New song lyrics

New song lyrics

We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
Hashish for my men, weed for my horses....

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Why are two opposing clichés in popular use?

"The only constant is change" vs "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

 

[noyd666]

my tomato sauce has changed for the worse.

 

[positivity]

vegetables don't change; they just reveal who they really are

 

[Bud Green]

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
..

 

[Midnite Toker]

I have 48 red white and blue shoe strings and a thousand telephones that will not ring....Tell me where I can get rid of these things?

 

[St. Phatty]

I have 48 red white and blue shoe strings and a thousand telephones that will not ring....Tell me where I can get rid of these things?

if you're serious about the phones, check out Relectrocycle in Florida.

They buy and sell phones and recycle electronic & computer stuff.

Nice poem in any case !

 

[Midnite Toker]

Sorry, not my poem It's Bob Dylan, Highway 61 revisited! Johnny Winter took it from him and now owns it for all eternity!
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[St. Phatty]

We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
Hashish for my men, weed for my horses....

hempseed for my birds

hemp flower smoke for my cats

 

[BlueBlazer]

I have 48 red white and blue shoe strings and a thousand telephones that will not ring....Tell me where I can get rid of these things?

Yes, I believe it can easily be done
Just take everything down to Highway 61


That's my favorite Johnny Winter song. Dylan wrote it, but Johnny played the shit out of it!

Saw him live a few years ago. He couldn't even stand up by himself anymore, but he still wailed on his guitar!