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A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed DAD.
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.............
Dear Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing to you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I have been finding a real passion with Stacey, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings and tattoos, her tight motorcycle jeans and because she is much older than me.
But it's not only passion Dad, she is pregnant.
Stacey said we will be very happy, she owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood to keep us warm the whole winter.
We dream of having more children.
Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we will be growing our own and trading it with other people in our community for acid eecstacy and all the coke we will ever need.
Dad in the meantime, we will be praying for a cure for Aids so that Stacey will get better, she sure deserves it.
Don't worry Dad I am 15 and know how to take care of myself.
Someday I am sure we will be back to visit, so you can get to know your grand kids.
Love, your Son Joshua.
ps
Dad none of the above is true, I am over at Jasons house, I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that is on my desk.
I love you
call me when it is safe for me to come home.
hahahahaha love it :0
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.............
Dear Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing to you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I have been finding a real passion with Stacey, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings and tattoos, her tight motorcycle jeans and because she is much older than me.
But it's not only passion Dad, she is pregnant.
Stacey said we will be very happy, she owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood to keep us warm the whole winter.
We dream of having more children.
Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we will be growing our own and trading it with other people in our community for acid eecstacy and all the coke we will ever need.
Dad in the meantime, we will be praying for a cure for Aids so that Stacey will get better, she sure deserves it.
Don't worry Dad I am 15 and know how to take care of myself.
Someday I am sure we will be back to visit, so you can get to know your grand kids.
Love, your Son Joshua.
ps
Dad none of the above is true, I am over at Jasons house, I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that is on my desk.
I love you
call me when it is safe for me to come home.
hahahahaha love it :0
and the youngun just ended his childhood sweetheart romance 
