Cruel Practical Jokes!!!

[Guest]

My wife and I were talking about our college days and the subject came up of practical jokes we played on people.

My favorite was calling my mom at 2 or 3 in the morning pretending to be crying, babbling incoherently and then just hang the phone up. Then I would leave the phone off the hook.

So when she would show up 6 hours, still in her pajamas and still in panic mode, I would just look at her like she was loosing her mind.

I got her like 4 times with that one.

Now every once in awhile, she'll call me at 2 or 3 in the morning and say

"remember those times you thought it was so funny to call me at 2 or 3 in the morning"

So post em' up people! let's hear em'!!!!

 

[Guest]

Yeah my mom's still my favorite target. When I go to her house, I'll move stuff in her kitchen (coffee and such); also I like to sneak rap music in her car and crank it up. When she goes out first thing in the morning BAM!!! gotcha!

 

[Yummybud]

dude that is an asshole thing to do no offense. I wouldn't do that to my mom. Hahahahaha, I almost gave my mom a heart attack and made her panick that's so hilarious! omg.

 

[Guest]

oddly enough.im gonna have to agree with yummybud here.....

 

[Yummybud]

yeah what if she got a heart attack and died. Now that would be so hilarious! You could tell that joke to everyone at the funeral to lighten things up hahahaha.

but seriously that is sick, taking enjoyment out of someone elses being scared and worrying especially your mom.

I wouldn't do that to my mom even if I hated her.

 

[Ronley]

What a fucked thing to do, Not funny at all. What goes around comes around-
Do tell us what anxiety your own children have put you through! And what they will put you through.

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Only time I pull out the bag of naughty tricks is for people I don't like. Like douchebag neighbors.

 

[juggo]

my mom would beat my ass if i tried something like that lmao...

 

[Nikijad4210]

My favorite thing to do is very simple, and slightly dangerous to my physical health.

I like to sneak up quietly behind my mom or Wolf, and jab them in the ribs while hollering something startling & annoying, generally a noise like, "AIIIIAAAIIIIII!" before running like there's no tomorrow.

It's cruel, but it's still funny



One of Wolf's favorite things to do is when my mom's on the computer, he'll move something of hers sitting right next to her on the desk out of the room.
She's oblivious to everything going on around her, so it's fucking funny as hell to watch her reach for her reading glasses, or coffee cup, and realize it's not there. She'll wander around the house looking for it mumbling to herself, and he'll wait til she's out of sight, and put whatever she's looking for back on the desk.
She'll go back to the computer & see it there & stare at it confused, shrug to herself & sit back down.

And yes, my mom's a blonde.

 

[Gunter]

; also I like to sneak rap music in her car and crank it up. When she goes out first thing in the morning BAM!!! gotcha!

I used to do that almost ervery time when I parked her car in the garage.
But first you have to turn the engine off becuase you dont whant to hurt your ears when you turn the volume to the max.

 

[Guest]

There was a Shepherd Boy who tended his sheep at the foot of a mountain near a dark forest. It was lonely for him, so he devised a plan to get a little company. He rushed down towards the village calling out "Wolf, Wolf," and the villagers came out to meet him. This pleased the boy so much that a few days after he tried the same trick, and again the villagers came to his help. Shortly after this a Wolf actually did come out from the forest. The boy cried out "Wolf, Wolf," still louder than before. But this time the villagers, who had been fooled twice before, thought the boy was again lying, and nobody came to his aid. So the Wolf made a good meal off the boy's flock.

(source: http://tomsdomain.com/aesop/id87.htm )

 

[genkisan]

I once changed the coffee in my dad's cup for a buncha reduced muchroom juice....you know, the dark liquid that comes off mushrooms when ypu cook a bunch of them at a time.....




He did not notice.........

 

[Pops]

I am one of those people who absolutely hates practical jokes. I do not like to see people scared or embarrassed. That being said, I was part of a practical joke once.

When I was in intelligence school for the Air Force, we had a couple a brand new 2nd Lt. who were in charge of inspecting our barracks. They were an absolute pain in the ass. Once, when they inspected the latrine, they wrote us up for"public hairs in the urnal"(great spelling for 2 college graduates). We decided to fix them up. My best friend, a buck sgt., and I were on latrine duty one night. Jim, my friend, got a piece of toilet paper and used it to swipe the inside of a jar of creamy peanut butter. He then laid the tp on the floor by one of the stools.

When the officers came in, they noticed it and asked Jim what it was. He looked at it and told them it looked like shit. He then picked it up and smelled it and told them it smelled like shit. He then licked it and said that it definitely was shit. Both officers turned white and immediately left.

We later told them what we had done. We took them into Dallas for a party and became friends(as much as officers and NCOs can be friends). They never bothered us again.

 

[qwerty]

POPS, nice 1!

How about this? : Before bed one night, I took a toothpaste tube, squirted some out, and refilled with Orajel. My uncle brushed his teeth, and 10 minutes later was running around the house afraid for his life, WHY WAS HIS ENTIRE MOUTH NUMB! And to hear him talking, and panicking at the same time, b/c he couldn't hardly talk with his mouth numb, not making clear words or sounds at all, was HILARIOUS! I told him what I had done, as soon as I could quit laughing, about 15 minutes later.

 

[Gangabiss]

Why would you mess with your mother like that?

That sounds like a good way to drive someone insane.

 

[Guest]

or some fun shit to do to your girlfriend... At wal-mart wait til it's just the 2 of you and an old lady in an aisle. when you get close (make sure the old lady) isn't looking at you, smack the back of your neck so it makes a loud noise and yell OWWW!!! I've gotten all kinds of crazy reactions w/ that one. Another is to wait til we are in bed or on the couch watching a movie and she starts falling asleep. after she closes her eyes for a few seconds, jerk really quickly and scream OHMYGOD, in the most guttural way possible. again an array of responses...

 

[Jnicks]

to the dude who started this thread...

yea thats a bit cruel to the moms dontcha think?

 

[Guest]

to all the people who keep up with this oh my god, I can't believe you'd do that to your mother shit I mean really, ice down your muffin cakes or something - get a life. I mean do you know this guy and his mother? NO. For all we know their relationship has been really chill and playful. If you're basing your response on your relationship with your mother then it's just being judgmental and introspective. Either of which shouldn't be used to badger a complete stranger.

 

[Guest]

I think 6 hours after doing something like that to my mom I'd be a dead man.

 

[Berry_Coughin']

nair shampoo is a classic.... you can't do that to a woman... this is only for guys.... bald guys is ok... bald women is Brittney.... yuk