Container Load of 7,200 Frozen Dongs Impounded in China for Packaging Violations

[exploziv]

Fake article guys..

 

[Swamp Thang]

Fake article guys..

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" - (Not) Rodney Dangerfield

 

[buzzmobile]

If it was fake it wouldn't be on the internet.

______Thomas A. Edison

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

- C'mon - for a nation that has such unusual and tempting culinary delights on its restaurant menus -

​ as Tiger Penis in donkey urine sauce - I wouldn't be at all surprised -

 

[exploziv]

Wouldn't be very easy to fake such delicacies with no way to know its the real deal or not? I am guessing they very expensive and don't taste like much anyway since they probably use just a bit of each....

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Wouldn't be very easy to fake such delicacies with no way to know its the real deal or not? I am guessing they very expensive and don't taste like much anyway since they probably use just a bit of each....

- ahh - maybe there is a counterfeit 'dong-trade' - and instead of originating from where the label describes - they are made in a knackers yard in Bradford from 'double-dead meat' - Hmmm -<ponders>

 

[armedoldhippy]

Oddly enough, Gypsy, I once spoke with a gentleman who underwent prostate surgery and could no longer rise to the occasion, as it were. I asked him what reaction he had to the sight of sexy women, post-surgery, and his reply astonished me. He said he felt no sense of loss, in the absence of that most primal of desires that most fellas cannot imagine doing without, and he even went further to express satisfaction, along with an inner calmness, arising from the total absence of that constant yearning to enter the promised land every time beautiful scantily-clad women sauntered by.

I took his word for it, but simply cannot imagine such an irreversible fate for myself. Even through those times when I couldn't get laid to save my life, I still took solace from the awareness that my trusty bedroom tackle remained in perfect working order, and ever ready for that elusive call of duty.

old age eventually puts most of us in the dugout. i am not there yet, but i can see it coming. i'm getting to the point where if a woman says "is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" that an honest reply is normally "yes, i AM glad to see you, but it is a Smith & Wesson Airweight in .38 special. would you like to see it?"

 

[audiohi]

My god... The people who so quickly bought into this fake news is hilarious! You independent researchers you. I'm just surprised Hempy isn't here.

Good work ladies and gentlemen.

“specimens of this size” lol.

 

[Nannymouse]

The China haters also still believe that the usa is totally in debt to China. Not true. usa is mostly in debt to Japan. Just to set that record straight.

 

[exploziv]

My god... The people who so quickly bought into this fake news is hilarious! You independent researchers you. I'm just surprised Hempy isn't here.

Good work ladies and gentlemen.

“specimens of this size” lol.

Well, I guess it's a good thing most of us don't get our news from icmag..

 

[audiohi]

The China haters also still believe that the usa is totally in debt to China. Not true. usa is mostly in debt to Japan. Just to set that record straight.

Most US debt is held by US citizens through social security and retirement funds. Japan holds $1.266 trillion in treasury holdings as of April 2020, making it the largest foreign debt owner. China is second with $1.07 trillion.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

My god... The people who so quickly bought into this fake news is hilarious! You independent researchers you. I'm just surprised Hempy isn't here.

Good work ladies and gentlemen.

“specimens of this size” lol.

- some members can't seem to realize when others are joking - so it seems - lol

 

[bigtacofarmer]

I assumed it was bullshit news. The site didn't look like anything real. But that didn't stop my from sharing the article elsewhere.

 

[Nannymouse]

okay, i revise my statement to say that of the foreign countries that the usa has debt, it is Japan

 

[buzzmobile]

I'm just surprised Hempy isn't here.

Hempy is very busy at the moment.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Hempy is very busy at the moment.

he's not repackaging all of those dongs, is he?

 

[Sunshineinabag]

Free bait

 

[buzzmobile]

Free bait

C'mon and take a free bait...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHWjxPayrYs

 

[Sunshineinabag]

Fuken zlbino

 

[buzzmobile]

Super white