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considering breaking down equipt 4 inspection....

TripleDraw27

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youre right, if you can woop Rome's ass, you can woop mine.......or shoot it while i'm on a fishing trip

New Englanders are alright, as long as they dont talk.:tiphat: jkjkjk

Id tell the landlord I craft anal beads, and it needs to be in a sterile location.
 

Tela

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its all about the gimp suit and dildos everywhere! have a live sex show in the living room when they arrive....with someone in a sheep suit.
 
N

nahtanoj

Do you have access to the roof via a manhole? Tear down and place plants in the roof cavity; perfect for smaller grows. I rent so that's my plan of action come inspection time.
 

ThePizzaMan

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OP...you only have 2 plants. Get a big box from staples and set them in it...and then tape it up and stick it in the corner of your room...

Get some smelly candles or incense..and light that shit in there come inspection time.

Don't kill the plants, just not worth it. 99% of the time they just pop in and out..making sure you aren't destroying or "smoking"..or whatever is up their pussy for that day.

TPM
 

Meraxes

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OP...you only have 2 plants. Get a big box from staples and set them in it...and then tape it up and stick it in the corner of your room...

Get some smelly candles or incense..and light that shit in there come inspection time.

Don't kill the plants, just not worth it. 99% of the time they just pop in and out..making sure you aren't destroying or "smoking"..or whatever is up their pussy for that day.

TPM

i'll buy that pizza, they cant ask you whats in it, as long as it dont smell. also thinking of holding it and then taking a big crap right before inspection, make it uncomfortable ya know. "Whats that smell?", 'not weed'
 

gaiusmarius

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fry a pan of bacon just before he's arriving...will help cover the smell. not sure if insence is wise, that stuff has a bit of a stoner covering weed smell reputation...
 

Fat Tone

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This thread made me LMFAO!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in months!!!!!
Keep this thread going please.

Take a big Shit b4 he comes is a great idea and had me in tears.

Incense is a No,No. Get the ONA prp spray that goes in the dispenser. I swear that Shit works better than any other spray out their. I was growing in my mom's house using this Shit with some super funky flowing og lush. She never smelled it. And she doesn't smoke. I'm telling you guys. It's the Shit. At least try it. It has to be the Shit that goes in the despenser though. The regular spray is not as potent.
 

supermanlives

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its threads like these that make me glad i dont rent. and when i did it was from REDNECKS and hassle free every time.
 

Meraxes

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fry up bacon is genius. from now on i'm smokin and frying bacon. the smell will be totally covered as the paramedics treat my grease fire burns. Ha!
 

41hope

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Rental laws

Rental laws

Looked at california rental laws, its says if there is no inspecition clause the landlord cannot inspect the rental? What am I missing here? Rented in Cali for close 2 20 years b4 I bought my house never once had an inspection? Why don't you guys tell the land lord 2 fuck off?
 
I had a 24hr inspection notice recently, sucked as I just set-up in the basement & I grow in soil in fucking 20 gallon tubs. Anyways I filled the bedroom with anything & everything growing related, and put a deadbolt on the door, I mean a fucking deadbolt, no knob to turn just a deadbolt. Left for the day, changed the locks back on the front door so there key would work, and peckered my angus.

Everything went better than expected.

Moral of the story, well there isn't one, but having cool down to earth out of state landlords is key. Don't deal with property manegement companies, you want to know the owner & make sure they are cool. Mine are super cool, after I moved in I found some roaches in a drawer & knew I was straight even if they found out about my hobbies. I keep the place immaculate & I'm the best tennant they've ever had, that's the big thing, they know that, pretty sure if they found it they wouldn't even kick me out.
 
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